Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨
ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack
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Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨
ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack
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despite your url, i do not see any dick punching
come closer
wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky
Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.
His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.
Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will
@kawaiipinkbunny is so right for this
sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross
nooo not the weight of it all lol
anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this
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i forgot how fucking hilarious "informational" mental health diagrams can be.
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this shit ain't nothin to me man
I'll fucking kill you
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When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately
Also almost every woman I know has low blood pressure and so many are anemic. Men make for much better prey because 1) easy to catch yes and 2) so much more blood