Utter Queer Nightmare

Elle | She/Her | British | Autistic | AroAce Lesbian | 21+

[utter-queer-nightmare]

Motto for the year; "Is this a molehill worth dying on?"

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[utter-queer-nightmare]

We find it funny

[harleyquillao3]

I see no lies here 😂

[utter-queer-nightmare]

This is a big reason I only ever re-read the middle books in a series (like HTTYD). I already know these people, I don't need to keep reading about them first meeting and establishing their personalities

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[fangirltothefullest]

My phone literally tells me to shut it off every so often to keep everything optimized and your laptop shouldn’t be running 24/7 or it starts to malfunction. Even machines need time to reboot, recover and rest. Everything that uses energy needs those moments of recovery and rest.

[apollos-archief]

the insta user who came up with "refuse reform: recycle" as a count binface slogan deserves a nobel prize btw

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

*subtle hints of self hatred in everything i say*

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[utter-queer-nightmare]

In that span of 30 10 minutes, you have washed one lightly used dish and a single teaspoon. You still have the entire rest of your kitchen in your sink. This will never be over

[apolladay]

generally, do kids like you?

yes, they practically flock to me

yes, we get along

they are generally neutral towards me

no, not really

no, they hate me

i do not interact with children enough to see a pattern

other/nuance

generally, do kids like you?

yes, they practically flock to me

yes, we get along

they are generally neutral towards me

no, not really

no, they hate me

i do not interact with children enough to see a pattern

other/nuance

Remaining time: 20 hours 36 minutes

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[utter-queer-nightmare]

You do know that everyone's broke rn right? Like why would you even ask, it's not like any of us could afford anything 😢

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[peachfromcmbyn]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[peachfromcmbyn]

Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.

Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[utter-queer-nightmare]

Lol my brothers and I all now quote "she breasted booby" pretty much any time I move (I'm a DD). I'm happy to offer up videos of myself walking in various ways/wearing various things to add to a dedicated pervert's educational vault?

[p1ctur3]

"How many more times you do need to lose them before you learn?"

based off twins at the carousel meme