Completely and utterly myself

Hi I'm Julia! This blog is mostly Dan and Phil with a healthy dose of flowers, watercolors, and memes. I don't really have any theme for this blog, but hopefully you'll enjoy

[riflegarden]

today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact in 7 years i felt so loved in that moment

[riflegarden]

today a bassett hound came in and wagged her tail so furiously all of her loose skin started to jiggle and she was so pumped to see me i want more dogs to come into my store they make my life whole and worthwhile

[riflegarden]

I’m so glad this came back cause a golden retriever named Milly came in today who put her paws on my register counter and wanted to say hi to me and I loved her so much and I scratched her ears and she gave me that classic dopey dog smile 

[riflegarden]

yesterday a girl came in with her boyfriend and in her hand was a tiny tan colored dog that she told me was a chihuahua/pekingese mix and he had a severe underbite and one little canine tooth was poking out and his ears were like bent at the tips and i immediately commented on how amazing he was and she goes omg thanks do you wanna pet him and i was like there is literally nothing more i want to do while being on the clock right now than to pet this incredible tiny dog and he was so sweet and licked my hand and his name was spike 

[riflegarden]

yesterday these people came in and put a blanket into one of our shopping baskets and it started to move and i was like omg whats in there and they set it down on the counter and the blanket kept moving and the suspense was so good like is it gonna be a cat is it gonna be a ferret maybe a lizard and then the smallest chihuahua ive ever seen in my life popped her little head out and licked my finger and i died 

[riflegarden]

A baby german shepherd named Jonathan came in tonight and since i was on the sales floor and not behind a counter i say to the owner omg can i pet this angel and they were like yeah of course and i crouched down and Jonathan ran into my arms and almost tripped over his puppy feet it was 12/10

[riflegarden]

TODAY a german shepherd named london grabbed one of our lanterns off the shelf and was carrying it around and the owner was like, “london no, we’re not getting that” and gave him the merchandise she was buying instead and he carried it to me and dropped it on the counter at my register and i could have cried 

[utterlymyself]

Is your work hiring?

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

honestly dogs don’t even matter once they’re past the puppy stage like dogs older than that are just irrelevant…put em in the garbage

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

hey idiot: old friends senior dog sanctuary

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

turn your location on op

[allaboutbutera-deactivated20230]

The Judy Garland one omg😳👏

[counterpunches]

#how do that many sounds fit into that tiny of a human

[biglawbear]

My voice teacher always told me that the sign of a truly talented actor and singer is the ability to do flawless impressions

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

Split (2017)

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY LOOK HERE’S A V8 INTERCEPTOR AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK COVERED IN SKULLS AND A GUITAR FLAMETHROWER AND BIG ACTION SEQUENCES AND EXPLOSIONS, ISN’T THAT COOL??????” and then it gently takes your shoulder and whispers in your ear “but you know what’s cooler? respecting women & dismantling the patriarchy”

[collegiate-confession]

[cwote]

[bulletsangwich]

friendship goals

[gymleadernicks-deactivated20170]

Everyone love Nintendo!

[acoustickub]

This is beautiful.

[officialjiggly]

this is so important

[just-shower-thoughts]

I want to believe that at some point there was a very straightforward guy named Frank, and that’s how the phrase originated.

[villaincousland]

I’ve messed up a lot in my life, but at least I didn’t bankrupt my hometown at eighteen because I thought building Ice Town was a good idea

[luvbey]

why are breakfast dates not  a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

[just-shower-thoughts]

As a kid, I thought other peoples houses smelled weird and that mine was the only one that didn’t.

[lookingfortronler]

‘Keep learning.’

[tyleroakley]

(via “White House Party” ft. Michelle Obama & Puppies)

[libraford]

Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:

“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”

[themarysue]

[hpmemes]

(source)

[kitkatofficial]

Break time!

[kitkatofficial]

the gif is supposed to move…

[kitkatofficial]

This should do it! Have a break!

[woopdawamb]

here

[kitkatofficial]

Okay smart stuff

[reesescups]

Eat reese’s we know how to make gifs

[kitkatofficial]

Looks bad Reese’s

[reesescups]

At least it loads

[kitkatofficial]

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

[reesescups]

Wow I didn’t know salt was in your ingredients???

[mxnrique]

[misterclaremontdiaz]

xelamanrique318:

I can’t believe that the Citizens of Pawnee are actually real.

[mediocreclarinetplayer]

Years of playing Pokémon has given me all the knowledge needed to know what Pokémon that is

[mediocreclarinetplayer]