What the Pug.

Just a normal 18 year old teenager who likes dogs, pizza and sushi.

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Kesha shares her experience as an ordained minister on Hollywood Game Night 4x08

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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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[gollumstolemyprecious-deactivat]

The most disappointing thing about Spider-man Homecoming was that they didn’t include a shot of the entire outfit Tony buys for Peter after he tells him he has no other clothes, cause I mean: 

[milesmoralles-deactivated201710]

honestly? iron dad came through??

[shittyidea]

sStart a kickstarter for your kickstarter

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

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[jvgsjeff]

Classic Static.

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[kellyissunshine]

I don’t know what’s going on but I like it

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relationship goals

[sonicthehedgehog]

There’s nothing cooler than a clean desktop.

[ambris]

Everything here is making me laugh

[weavemama]

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i have amazon prime so if i just get the sand from there it will be here friday

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[coolled]

date me even if you’re like a 10 and I’m like a 0.546

[uptional]

reblog if do you ever need a ten minute hug but only from a specific person

[shittyidea]

Eat all of your birth control pills on the first day of the month so that you don’t have to remember to take them everyday