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[meow-moment]

Top ten time the simposn predicted the future. the simposns predicted the future. matt greaeoning simpsons knows the future will tell you on his show. lets explore the top ten simposons times the future in the simpsons! number one: predident donald trump. the simposns predict donald trump. in the future lisa simpson was president and she said president trump. in the future does this mean lisa simpson will president next election? leave your thoughts in the comics below. number two: president donald trump. did you know that simposons knew trump run fro president? they did a joke about president trump run for the president and they even had a sign in the background. how did simposons know? leave your thoughts in the comments. number three: 9/11. lisa simposn held up a piece of paper that says 9/11. lisa knew that 9/11 would happen. lisa simposn did not warn anyone. does that make lisa a bad person? lisa simposin was 9/11 truther? leave your opinion in the comments. number five: ebola. in simposn episode season 7 marge simposn hold up booka bout ebola. how did marge simposn know what ebola was? was she psychic or future prophecy? simpson family can see the future. number six: leave your thoughts in the comments! number seven: lady gaga. the simpsons knew lady gaga could fly before she even flew. they knew she had boobs too which is scary. do you think she lady gaga told knew the simpson knew she toold them? leave your comments. number nine: donald trump. did you know simpsons knew doland trump wpuld be presenednt? mack graming knew donald president would be the president? leave your do comment in the comics below in the comments. number ten: you, the viewer. thank you for watching make possible by donation from you! thank you. Make sure to like or subscribe! number ten: three eyes fish

[frolickingthroughmanatees]

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[00venator]

IM NOT GONNA GET MARRIED IM GONNA GO LIVE IN THE TROPICS AND BEFRIEND A CROCODILE ILL TAKE PICTURES OF ALL THE FROGS AND I WILL FIGHT AN EMU

[hermitprivilege]

tumblr is impossible. i've been on here nearly every day for the past 9 years and i still don't feel online enough because i don't know how to roleplay as a wizard in ahistorical medieval europe

[thespamman24]

Let's stop giving a shit about the minor opinions of celebrities. I keep headlines that go

"I think peanut butter goes best without jelly" Beyonce says.

"The Last Crusade is better than Raiders of the Lost Arc" Tiger Woods claims.

"Miles Davis is overrated" Ryan Gosling opines.

I'm sick of it.

[thatnordicguy]

mid-BJ:

*gasp* the Sugiyama family technique... it cannot be!

[turtleslobber]

When they ask me where the hand growth cream went

[bring-me-the-cats]

the triality of man?

[ijust-am]

[bulbbeer]

"the bit" is literally just lying except everyone knows you're lying. but at the end of the day you ARE lying and that's immoral and disgusting no matter the context. get help

[midnightrecording-deactivated20]

[ha-youwish]

indeed is fucking insane because you’ll put on your resume that you did an internship once and worked a few minimum wage jobs and did that one thing for your aunt one time and then it’ll be like: We have some recommendations for you based off your resume! How about joining the FBI

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

Let's say, hypothetically, I have a pen. And let's also assume for the sake of the argument that I have an apple. Let's say that is the case. Then would you not say that I have an apple pen?

[rivers-cuowomo-deactivated20240]

taylor swift could be like ‘you peepee; i poopoo’ and there’d still be people on here like SHES SUCH A GREAT LYRICIST!!!!

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

whatever I would not love you even if we were both worms

[elistariel]

In like 2537 there will probably be some high-fantasy or historical story or movie equivalent where the hero wears jeans, a tee and sneakers and it will be the same vibe as when we watch something like LotR or a Tudor drama.

[tenleaguesbeneath]

concept: science fiction where algospeak has just become the way people talk even when there’s not an algorithm listening in, so your heroes are trying to defuse a bomb before it goes off and unalives a bunch of people, because “kill” is basically a curse word unsuited to their professionalism.