Turtle Slobber

I can't be late now and I can't forget and I can't hate anybody and I can't do anything

[turtleslobber]

Sorry I won't be responding to messages or comments. I'm not here anymore

[inthesensethat]

[turtleslobber]

Check in on your libertarian stepdads today 💔

[philcollinsenjoyer]

riverdale snubbed at the oscars again

[utopians]

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

[turtleslobber]

*scooping my blood up off the floor with my bare hands and attempting to pour it back into my open wound* yeah so anyway how was your weekend

[wintercorrybriea2]

[turtleslobber]

Me ten years ago: Why don't people just talk about their feelings? It's unhealthy to keep it all inside

Me now: Oah I am fien 🤙

[feluka]

guy with depression: idk stories about time loops just kinda really resonate with me haha idk why

[frontmansdefender]

[nyancrimew]

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[buttsandweenies]

Day 48:

[buttsandweenies]

@turtleslobber

[godkissedme]

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

[girlmostlikely]

Ate him the fuck up

[mr-deep-downer]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[confident-fear]

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it