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No stress, just polar bears.

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Oh, bummer!

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One of the largest mirrors on Earth! 

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Rivers forming treelike figures on the desert of Baja California, Mexico

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The outstanding Blanks!!!

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Between the fear that something would happen and the hope that still it wouldn’t, there is much more space than one thinks. On that narrow, hard, bare and dark space a lot of us spend their lives.

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Think your boss is a psycho?

Pretty much true. Business leaders could be four times as likely to be psychopathic than the average person.

A psychopath, by definition is someone who has no conscience and feels no remorse or empathy. They tend to be manipulative but charming, which is the key to their success in business.

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"Leap second" - blink and you'll miss it!

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The Silent Fart

An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.

She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid."

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Opening beer with a chainsaw

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For those who believe, no explanation is necessary; for those who do not believe, no explanation will suffice.

Joseph Dunninger

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A young gay man comes out...

He sits down with his mother and explains his sexual preferences.

She sits quietly for a while, then asks him "Does this mean you allow a man to put his penis in your mouth?"

Somewhat taken aback, he responds "Well, yes."

She says "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"

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How to make scrabled eggs

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My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

Charles Bukowski

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Now, that's a sandbox!

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8-bit Scrubs