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zachary | he/him | 21 | terfs and transmeds killed on sight

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

well, well. you thought it would be fun having an icecreamgirl gf. you thought it would be cool that she's plural and has three flavors. now she's trying to conquer europe, and you come crying to me

[solastrovethefabulouskilljoy]

the punchline on this absolutely fucking killed me

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

...are you a french infantryman invading russia?

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Was this about that bitch from rwby

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

this is about napoleon

[catgirl-bartender]

dynamite?

[hyenapup-aphros]

[FAILED] Too dangerous, sorry. Blow yourself up, blow your neighbor up, blow the whole town up.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

wait.

NAPOLEON BLOWNAPART

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

[femmebot100]

[spoonbenders-archive]

in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

[wayfire-official]

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

[crabussy]

crying tears of joy over this photo

[sourcreammachine]

i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

[sourcreammachine]

oh no oh no please not this post please

[wynnyfryd]

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman]

[fairycosmos]

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

[siahfiles]

if you had

one shot

one opportunity

to sieze everything you ever wanted in one moment

would you capture it

or just let it slip

[poopjournalist]

Skype screenshots were consistently so much funnier than Discord screenshots we need to figure out why that is

[tastylemonbread]

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[notaplaceofhonour]

maybe the real world cup was the big gulp we bought along the way

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[mewyorkcity-deactivated20141230]

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

This could be us

[keenbugg]

they got ads for nothing now