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everything i've ever let go of has claw marks on it

[uwucifur]

used to be mouseyaoi. will use this post to keep track of prev urls if i remember.

01/09: niigopilled > bugender

14/07: icon

22/04: bugender > uwucifur (failed to beat the catboy allegations)

friends call me el, everyone else can call me foster | adult | he/him or they/them

*if i have an icon with a flag in it that you may think contradicts that character’s canon gender/sexuality, have no fear! the flag is probably for me, rather than them

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[appledoves]

will i be able to remember the passion at 25:00, i wonder

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[cryptotheism]

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[valtsv]

that feeling when you're going through a security checkpoint and you remember that you forgot to leave the potentially limitless capacity for harm inside you at home 😂😂

[doubleca5t]

[doubleca5t]

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[torstherapy]

[dailyhatsune]

[dailyhatsune]

IMPORTANT ADDENDUM holy shit

genuinely did not realise that israel and argentina were staunch allies until this anon made me look it up, so huge thanks anon for informing me

reminder that this blog and the person behind it are very anti-war and do not support israel in any way, shape or form!

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[lesbianeo]

inspired by a dream I had

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food