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just call me Alda 🏳️‍🌈⚢♊ ⭐DM for SDR2/JJBA sideblogs⭐ ///DO NOT repost my art thank u /// This user is 18+

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[amporeon-deactivated20140524]

I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

[cup-of-milktea]

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

[kidgon-blog]

william turner from the hit live action movie franchise pirates of the caribbean discovers a modern skateboard and offers it to his cartoon chums

[kh-heritage-posts]

Heritage Post

06/21/2015

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[draculaflow3]

Wonderful Lovely charming Simpsons puppy

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!

(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)

Do you like it?

yes!!

it's okay I guess

no

NO.

I dress like this already

results/other/unsure

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

[gaminegay]

I'm trepidatious to admit it bc the reason might just be "cute girl with good tits" but older guys are actually so nice to me like 95% of the time

[samaeljigoku]

At the very least, they didn't deserve to be $200+ for a used copy, or to be falling into lost media.

[gothyscotty]

AMERICAN MCGEES ALICE/ALICE MADNESS RETURNS YOU ARE SO DEAR TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[gaminegay]

pretty pretty prithee can things stop breaking and going wrong

[picatchu]

if you're an artist of any craft always remember to sleep by putting all your weight on your hands and wrists, and don't forget to make the position as weird and awkward as possible to maximize the damage. sweet dreams

[sandersstudies]

Hey you can’t really like. Do anything about somebody perceiving your behavior as rude. Like they’re not telling you you’re doing something illegal they’re just saying hey you’re kinda being a shithead. It’s not discrimination or oppression for somebody to tell you you’re acting like a shithead rn.

[sandersstudies]

“Wahhh why can’t I blare my TikToks in a shared public space!”

You CAN dude. In fact you ARE. You’re just going to be perceived as kinda shitty for it.

[baddbyrne]

okay not to ocpost again but the worst thing about having an oc is sometimes they become The Character to you. and you need to talk to someone about it like wow I can’t stop thinking about The Character… but in order to do so you have to like sit them down and explain everything about your oc first. and then it’s just you explaining your writing ideas. i need to talk about them the same way i would talk about any random character i love to someone.

[softhe4rted]

self-compassion: an antidote to shame mb

[rongzhi]

Peaceful reconciliation

English added by me :)

[fuzzyghost]