BITE ME!!>:3

Uzi Doorman 18 SHUT UP BITE ME she/he incredibly taken NOT AN RP!!

[uzzzzzzi]

OFFICIAL INTRO!! >:D

HHEY!!

Name: Uzi Doorman >:3

Age: 18

Relationship status irl: taken(going on four years💜)

Pronouns: she/he

Kintype: uh- haha- yeeeeaaah- next question-

Stuff about my kin ig?

I don't have kin memories normally, I've had a few dreams that could be considered such- but I don't believe I was uzi in a past life I believe I am her now? If that makes sense-

I'm not sure to put in an intro- Dni list next ig?

Dni:

PROSHIPPERS/DARKSHIPPERS/MAPS/PDF OF ANY KIND, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Any at all mentions of me or my source mates in a sexual/NSFW manner- I'll bite you.

sexist, racist, Nazis, basic Dni stuff

Doubles are ok- don't try to compete with me about who's more "canon" I don't care if you follow canon more closely than me.

PLEASE INTERACT IF:

My source mates- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I FEEL SO ALONE

Other kintypes, or fictionkins of characters outside of my source

Anyone who wants to be friends who isn't weird or creepy!!

[bl00dy-st4rz-deactivated2025111]

𝙸 𝚕𝚞𝚟 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 '𝚞𝚣𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗' 𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚞 𝚝𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎

"𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚎, 𝚘𝚑 𝚢𝚎𝚙 𝚖𝚎, 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝚖𝚎"

[uzzzzzzi]

I went to a trunk or treat today!! :D

I haven't taken my tights off lol they're bad but they give me euphoria lmao

It was fun! All the kids that were there had fun too!!

I'm glad I didn't stay home this time! It was sooooo fun!

[uzzzzzzi]

My hair is purple again!!

Before:

Faded 😔

BLUE!! IT WAS FRICKIN BLUE GUYS!!

Dull and lame and uncool and SO NOT ME!!

After:

BEAUTIFUL!!

SO NOT FADED AND NOT FRICKIN BLUE!!

VIBRANT AND AWESOME AND COOL SO ME!!

IM SO HAPPY I LOOK SO COOL!! SO AWESOME!! SO UZI!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH!!!!

(don't bully me I'll cry)

IM GONNA PUT RACCOON TAILS ON IT MAYBE THURSDAY? ITS SOOO LATE I NO NO WANNA DO IT TONIGHT!! 😭😭🙏🙏

ANYWAY IM FINALLY ME AGAIN AND IM SO HAPPY!! BE HAPPY WITH ME OR ILL BITE YOU!!

....BITE ME!!

[uzzzzzzi]

IM FRICKING SIIIIIIICK

(pos rant time/yap! WHOO!!)

I have caught a disease. I can't breathe through my nose anymore, and my throat hurts SOOOOO bad 😭

My freakin little sister went to one school dance and she got me sick(she's homeschooled and her gf goes to public school, I've graduated so I normally don't get sick like this) I fully feel like junk bro 😞😞

Buuuuut!! I talked to my lovely amazing boyfriend about my problems with- me being absolutely off my rocker- and we determined I am not crazy and Its probably related to my PTSD! So my PTSD might be worse than what I had previously thought.

We also talked about doing it in a healthy way, and how it doesn't hinder me like going to work and stuff it just makes me depressed when I don't have the support I need. Definitely having a LOOOONG talk with my therapist.

I know it might sound bad that my PTSD could be affecting me worse than I thought, but honestly I'm just glad that it's not another underlying issue. I plan on talking to my therapist on Wednesday about it and stuff! So that's exciting! Might have to upgrade a diagnosis- we'll see!

I'm doing my hair tomorrow as well(actually for real this time)!! I'm so excited!! I can't wait to have my purple hair back!!

I go trick or treating on Sunday, and I have a Halloween party on Monday, I start work Tuesday, I have an appointment Wednesday, I have a truck or treat Thursday, and then I don't do anything friday then I work again on Saturday....

...........

Whatever at least I get paid to work..

Uzi out! Bite me!

[punkrockscene96]

Can't believe I didn't mention it in my bio page.

But I love raccoons.

Fuck yeah, raccoons.

[uzzzzzzi]

fellow Uzi fictkin here. piggybacking off of what previous anon said, yeah i miss my body too and have actually drawn rough drafts of an actual drone body for myself in the future LOL probably won't happen considering how expensive and complicated that endeavor would be but a girl can dream, right?

it's hard out here, i get you. i'm not sure how else to comfort but just know that you aren't alone in this and we're here to listen 🫂 sorry you're going through such a rough time right now.

- 👾

I definitely think the drone body idea is cool! And I think if you have the money, do what you want to do because it's your flesh suit! :D It's just not really for me- It sounds euphoric as fuck right now, but I fear I'd regret it since Uzi isn't my only kin-

(I have my own drafts of drone body sketches- I've definitely thought about it lmao)

I really appreciate you so much for saying that 🫶 it makes me feel good knowing I'm not alone in this- it's all so confusing when you're still trying to figure out who and what you are. You're so sweet, keep being you 🫶

[shionsymptom-deactivated2026040]

oh no

[chezyartz]

My murder drones swap au 1

[uzzzzzzi]

if it's any consolation, with how fast tech is evolving recently, being able to get a robot body within our lifetimes seems pretty plausible actually,,

The idea sounds cool, but I feel like that's an extreme I wouldn't be able to bring myself to take- it sounds like a rlly cool idea on paper tho ngl

[uzzzzzzi]

I HATE BEING A FICTIONKIN!!!

(this is a vent, js ignore it fr)

Someone just put me out alr bro

Why can't I just be a normal person!? Why can't I just be like everyone else on this stupid plant!? I hate this stupid freaking human body!! LET ME OUT!!

I don't even know if I AM a fictionkin! I just know I feel like I'm going FUCKING CRAZY!!

I need to talk about it so bad but I don't meet with my therapist until next week and I don't feel comfortable talking to anyone else about it. No one else understands. No one actually gets the way I feel.

I know other fictionkin, other people who feel the way I do about their bodies. But no one really understands how I feels to not have any memories, I don't have full memories. I have dreams that bring me back to source. But I just know this body is wrong. I look at my hands and just- cry- cause what else am I supposed to do!?

I can't like- change my self to look like how I want because I can't- be a fucking robot!

I wish people saw me as who I am. As me. It's not unhealthy, I'm happy. I'd be happy if people saw me as what I wanted and not..this stupid human body I was cursed with.

Edit like three minutes later: HUMAN FOOD MAKES ME SICK!! EUGH!! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT OIL AND METAL AND BATTERIES TASTE LIKE BUT I KNOW THAT THEY TASTED BETTER THAN THIS SHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK IM CRASHING OUT OH MY GOD!! I HATE HUMAN FOOD 😭😭😭

Sorry- that was alot ;-; but I really really don't like existing rn

.... Thanks for coming to my ted talk-? Ig-?

[uzzzzzzi]

UZI WENT TO A PROTEST!!

I SAW SO MANY COOL SIGNS HEHEHE

MY SIGN!! MY BOYFRIENDS SAID "NO KINGS WITH A CROWN AND AN X THROUGH IT!!

SOOOOOOO MANY PEOPLEEEEE THEY WERE ALL SO KIND!! SO MANY HUGS!!!

THE FIT!! (peep the NASA shirt lmao)

I HAD SOOOO MUCH FUN!!! CATCH ME AT EVERY PROTEST EVER!!

[the-house-is-on-fire-deactivate]

Help a..fucking pregnant teenager escape sex trafficking and abuse

Yeah it truly has come to this

Tomorrow night (October 19th), I will be running away from home. Where I have been sexually abused and sex trafficked my entire life. I have a plan, and I know where I'm going, but I would like funds (to afford phone cards to keep in contact with certain people, food, transportation, etc), in order to properly afford this move in my life. I am going to be accompanied by another person who is facing abuse in their life about 3-4 days into my trip and I will need to provide for them as well.

I have been sex trafficked and abused in several ways throughout my entire life. I am 17 years old (DID system as well, but we're all bodily 17), and I am now pregnant with a 62 year old pedophile's child. Part of our system wants to keep it, part of us doesn't, but either way we need to deal with the pregnancy and leave all at the same time.

Person (partner) we're currently going to go get is in a life or death crisis from our understanding, and we are nearing one as everyday continuously gets worse.

We will be deleting our blog tomorrow night, but we will keep in contact with @creditmxfruityyy who will update you guys about our situation on their blog. I will repeat, Credit will have consistent updates about our situation on their blog despite our account being deleted. There will be no information on our whereabouts said however. So if anyone cares, go follow them.

Please donate to our Ko-Fi, which is ran by @ziggy45 (if any issues occur, this is who you should contact about it).

Please continue to reblog this post and donate to our Ko-Fi even if this account is deleted. We will still be getting the money.

You should not expect us to be back on Tumblr until after the month of March (our 18th birthday). If we are safe up until then, Credit will let you guys know. However, for the first 4 or more days, we will not be in a safe situation at all. And this'll be possibly the most shittiest and difficult thing to do in our life.

Please help us in anyway you can. Not only is just our system counting on some support through this, but so is our partner's.

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[uzzzzzzi]

I'm going to a protest today!! :D

I'll definitely take pictures and stuff!! I'm dressing up as..my self ig?

Like I have an Uzi cosplay, and I'm gonna wear that, I really gotta redye my hair, my I might just redye like the ends and get more hair dye later when I do my roots-?

I think I might do that acc- cause really only my ends are like super bad faded-

That's definitely what I'm doing >:3 then my beautiful amazing boyfriend is gonna get me more hair dye so I can do my roots and my whole head 🙂‍↕️

I can't wait I'm so excited nsyxmshds

Im very political so this is AWESOME!!

NO KINGS!! WE WON'T LET YOU WIN!!! KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY BODY!!! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!! FREE GAZA!!! FREE UKRAINE!!! AND

FUCK FUCKING DONALD TRUMP!!!

Thank you <3 (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[l0cal-corvid]

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[uzzzzzzi]

Reblog to give prev the sheer will to write their fanfiction

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