BITE ME!!>:3

Uzi Doorman 18 SHUT UP BITE ME she/he incredibly taken NOT AN RP!!

[uzzzzzzi]

OFFICIAL INTRO!! >:D

HHEY!!

Name: Uzi Doorman >:3

Age: 18

Relationship status irl: taken(going on four years💜)

Pronouns: she/he

Kintype: uh- haha- yeeeeaaah- next question-

Stuff about my kin ig?

I don't have kin memories normally, I've had a few dreams that could be considered such- but I don't believe I was uzi in a past life I believe I am her now? If that makes sense-

I'm not sure to put in an intro- Dni list next ig?

Dni:

PROSHIPPERS/DARKSHIPPERS/MAPS/PDF OF ANY KIND, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Any at all mentions of me or my source mates in a sexual/NSFW manner- I'll bite you.

sexist, racist, Nazis, basic Dni stuff

Doubles are ok- don't try to compete with me about who's more "canon" I don't care if you follow canon more closely than me.

PLEASE INTERACT IF:

My source mates- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I FEEL SO ALONE

Other kintypes, or fictionkins of characters outside of my source

Anyone who wants to be friends who isn't weird or creepy!!

[cartoon-cass]

Glad they didn't woobify N and let him be as murdery as the rest of the squad. Like he's clearly the underdog of the group but he's not like picked on 24/7

[uzzzzzzi]

OMG OMG VIOLENT N

AWWWWOOOOGGGGAAAA

[doodlingwithal]

What do you mean I’m scheduled five more nights?!?

[ollieonvenus]

Uzi Doorman

[taillessjackal]

in reference of this rant i did

just a bunch of gun nerd stuff

[uzzzzzzi]

Lame post because I don't feel like putting any effort in T-T

I GOT AN ITA BAG‼️‼️ BIG NEWS BIG NEWS‼️‼️

AND A NEW SHIRT OBVI ;P IM SO HAPPY!!

ITS A BACKPACK AND A CROSS BODY SHES SO CUTE I LOVE HER!!

I ALSO GOT A DR HOUSE SHIRT!! TEE HEE TEE HEE!!

SO HAPPY SO HAPPY!!

[a-tenth-of-myself]

Angel with a railgun!!!

[uzzzzzzi]

More new merch, idk how to spend my money responsibly

First!! I got pants!! They're sooo comfy and I love them!!

SECOND!! I got a new shirt!! It's so cool!! I love the art on it!!

I ALSO BOUGHT THE MURDER DRONES SHOWVERALS FROM HOT TOPIC!!! AND A PROM NUZI SHIRT

OK THAT IS ALL GOOD BYE!!

[uzzzzzzi]

AHHH HIHIHUHIHI

HELLO HELLO MY FRIENDS!! :p

IT IS I! UZI! :3

I MADE A NEW PLAYLIST HEHEHEHE (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

PARENTS WENT CAMPING SO I HAVE THE HOUSE BASICALLY TOO MY SELF FOR THREE DAYS!! (⁠●⁠♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠)

YIPPEE!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

ANYWAY! THAT IS ALL!! ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

SALUTATIONS HUMANS!! :3

[uzzzzzzi]

HAUL!!!!

All the things I got!! Im so happy!! Hehehe

Starting off strong, Jshlog, jammie, rammie, what ever you call the little fella >:) I love him

J animiniz... I love every J kin who is on my blog..I love her va.. robo-god she just UGHHHH NEVER MIND MOVING ON. >:(

WOOOOO WOOOOO ITS THE SKRUNKLY!! THE LITTLE MAN!! THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE DRONE TO EVER WALK COPPER-9!! x33

Sick as hell bag, I already put all of my pins on it B) I will be swapping some from my lanyard at work and putting them on this, and I have a hanging uzi keychain :3

Juicy Couture boxers!! So comfy!! In love!! <333

ADORABLE!! COMFY!! SOFT!! AMAZING!! NO COMPLAINTS!!

AWESOME SHIRT OMG IT LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER ON THAN IN THE PICTURE (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

ANOTHER ME SHIRT OMG!! ＼⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠／

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THIS AWESOME CLAW CLIP FROM GAME STOP!! THE GUY FLIRTED WITH ME AT THE COUNTER SO I CALLED MY BOYFRIEND MY FIANCE AND HE GOT ALL NERVOUS HEHEHE HAHAHA (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

ANY WAY NO BLINKIES CAUSE I RAN OUT OF PHOTOS I COULD USE ON MY POST ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

BUT IM SO HAPPY I LOVE MY STUFF HEHEHEHHEHE!!

THANK YOU GOODBYE!!

[uzzzzzzi]

I didn't do a haul from the flea market, I didn't find anything good and only got a book so :/

BUT I DID GO SHOPPING FOR MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!

AND WILL BE DOING A HAUL LATER!!

WHEN I GET BACK TO MY HOUSE!! TEE HEE

my birthday isn't until next week :^

BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS SOOOO AWESOME AND TOOK ME SHOPPING EARLY!!

HEE HEE

Sneak peak xP

He's so skurunkly x3

ANYWAY BYE TILL LATER!!

[nuziweek]

NUZI WEEK 2026!!!!!!

we’re so excited to host again this year ^_^ I did a lot of rotating in my brain for the prompts since I already used some super good ones for last year, so I hope they’re to your liking!

🧪 RULES 🧪

★ use the tag #nuziweek2026 so we can see & share your work!

★ fanfic/edits/art/animation, any creative medium is encouraged!

★ NO generative AI/nsfw. suggestive ok as long it's minimum, this is for all ages. Be tasteful!

★ late submissions are always welcome, we will still check & repost after the week!! & you don't have to do every prompt or be on time!

★ no discourse or negativity, have fun & create with passion (^o^)

we're available on this account & nuziweek on twt!! but please feel free to post anywhere else & don’t forget to use the tag! Happy nuzi weeking see u in September 💜💛

[uzzzzzzi]

Getting back into drawing just for this 🫡

[uzzzzzzi]

IM GOING TO THE FLEA MARKET AND THE THRIFT TODAY!!! >:DD

I WILL BE DOING A HAUL LATER!! IM SO EXCITED!!

I went to the farmers market this morning and got a "blind date with a book" and it's a fantasy fiction book! It looks like a good one!

We're on our way to the flea market now >:3

Sneak peak of the fit 😎

It's kinda lame today, my hair is greasy 😞

ANYWAY THAT'S IT!!

buh bye!! :3

[uzzzzzzi]

Beautiful blog... I believe that's how myspace must have been like back in da day... Beautiful, truly :3

THANK YOUUU!! X3

This is the best compliment about my blog I've ever gotten

[uzzzzzzi]

IM AT WORK AND HAVE BEEN SINCE NOON WAHHHHHH

Work is the BANE of my existence. I am TIRED. I can't FUNCTION. I can't SPEAK. I can't THINK. I AM EXHAUSTED LET ME GO HOME HWSNHFMJFNFJ

Someone save me from this misery 😞

Im just so tired 😩 but I look good today

Dripped out fr 😎 the sickest of sick as hell outfits. Freaking awesome. 😎

ANYWAY

Time to go back to work till 830 😞

BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE

[uzzzzzzi]

HELLO!! IT IS I!! AND I AM- wide awake at 12:30 am?

I literally CANT SLEEP. I am so awake and I hate this STUPID HEAT WAVE!! someone put me out of my misery 😞

Im just waiting for sleep to over come my systems and finally get some rest!! I have to work at 12 tomorrow 😞😞 this is so not cool guys

I frickin wish I could have just worked my 11-330 I had originally. But NOOOOOOO I had to work a DOUBLE. FRICK FRICK FRICK

Just put me down now... 😞

ANYWAY!! need to try and go to sleep now :p GOODNIGHT!!

[uzzzzzzi]

omg hiiii welcome back i missed you

Hello hello, it is I, Uzi 😎

Im so glad to hear I was missed, I missed posting too