The Thing You Never Read

Kerry. Twentysomething. Non-native New Yorker. Future crazy cat lady. Instagram: v0ldemortputin

[memeculture69]

[cinematicwasteland]

Do you guy’s remember that episode of Married With Children, that featured a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles coffin?

Do you remember the 90′s?

Do you remember when there were things worth remembering?

[dottiep]

[commander-ledi]

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

[imsoofuckingsad]

feelings at night just hit different

[ramenuzumaki]

🍂 (source)

[puto-de-babilonia-deactivated20]

[pukicho]

:o

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

‘Thickness’ Comes With Belly

PSA. If you like so called ‘voluptuousness’ but have a problem with women having bellies, then you really not understanding the biology of the human body.

[penny-theunicorn]

Thx-

management

[v0ldemortputin]

I’m back on this bullshit

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

[talkgentlytome]

[skepticalmuppet]

[esmeriandreamer]

[augeo]

Reductress is Not Holding Back ajslamzksjsjska

[graybles]

[byrongraffiti]

Iconic

[chessys]

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

someone tagged this as #tw drama

[mindfulwrath]

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

[politenuclearbomb]

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)

[kaishabackwards-deactivated2020]

the caffeine fandom is fucking wild

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

[notsolilflower]

The goal though is to be there and watch the light leave his beady fucking eyes.