The Official Vacant Ship Lot

I am the Ship Lot, the Ship Lot is me. I have been on this hellscape for 10 years and now, much like the ship lot, I am vacant of actual fucks. I went to school for too long to actually deal with this shit. She/Her. Extremely Gay.

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Anti-piracy ad from 2004

[agra150]

It's even funnier when you find out that they had to stop using this ad because they were using music they didn't have the rights to

[ruinedchildhood]

[maleinstructor]

[kozacy]

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.

Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”

[orbisonblue]

That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

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[mikedawwwson]

"Read Banned Books" a new full page cartoon essay published in The New York Times Arts & Leisure section today.

[niki-smith]

A good day to reblog this, I just found out The Deep & Dark Blue is on another new ban list, this time in Colorado. Hooray.

[catchymemes]

[atlinmerrick]

(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)

[dduane]

Same. :)

[secondbeatsongs]

[what-even-is-thiss]

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Here’s my logic:

You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station

You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence

You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way

If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours

[what-even-is-thiss]

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

[rosesforwildwitches]

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

[creative-anchorage]

[headspace-hotel]

Do we just have no standards whatsoever about what things are worthwhile to talk about

[quasi-normalcy]

Remember when Nat Geo was a prestigious publication?

[squeezdakat04]

Yeah

National Geographic reportedly lays off its last staff writers

Nineteen staffers affected, according to Washington Post, with celebrated magazine to end newsstand sales

[headspace-hotel]

Oh. I see.

[catchymemes]

Happy october 3rd!✨

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

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[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[osointricate]

The blonde doctor ladies that bossed people around and were experts in their fields and may have had a formative influence on my childhood

[osointricate]

the brunettes with swords in high concept historical fiction movies that i was obsessed with in my youth

[osointricate]

oh shit i forgot the king

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

I love how I've adored every one of these characters

[elalmadelmar]

Your NFTs Are Actually -- Finally -- Totally Worthless

New report from industry researchers finds that 95 percent of the once-hyped crypto assets have hit rock-bottom valuation

95% of NFTs are worthless, and most of the most expensive ones are priced between $5-100 where they were once drawing millions US$ apiece

Not a moment too soon, and fully deserved 😎

In conclusion-

[neil-gaiman]

I am so shocked. Whoever could have seen this coming? My shockitude is overwhelming and my astonishment unbounded. So shocked. Yup. Mister Shocketty-shocked, that’s me.

[politicalprocrastinator]

I am so ready for the gatwa era

[explorerrowan]

This might actually get me to watch Doctor Who again.

[animations-daily]

You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course.

TREASURE PLANET 2002, dir. Ron Clements & John Musker

[ittybittytatertot]

Matilda (movie) remake where Trunchbull looks like one of those hyper feminine bleach blonde Republican women you see on talk shows as the token girl/eye candy. And then Miss Honey is a soft-hearted, handy, tie-wearing Butch.

[lyonface]

#trunchbull as that one cis swimmer who came in like 17th and blame the one trans woman who came in 11th#conveniently ignoring all the other cis swimmers who ranked ahead of her

teq you can't just leave this in the tags

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

What are you staring at? Keep scrolling! ...You're still here? Boo! Booooo!!! Get off the post!