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i am pretentious and used to like math\\ ɳɐɗıɐ\\ she\\her\\ 25\\ méxico

[vacuousproof]

on my biyearly visit to this site. how i miss the times i spent here, wish i had it in me to leave twitter and come back here.

[twocubes]

i think if a robot introduces itself as 019405c3-9446-777f-9ca9-e0810c2caaf7 but then you call it jenny because "that's her model," that's racist

[vimbry-moved]

you ever see a character design so silly it kinda loops back round to being excellent again

[vimbry-moved]

[twocubes]

microdosing teledildonics by blowing you a kiss

[greenlabcoat]

the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

[vacuousproof]

Does anyone remember a robert-mugabe-themed terf account here from like 8-10 years ago

[hazelune]

haven’t seen this halimede tweet posted. needed some more appreciation

[kushblazer666]

[milksockets]

2-piece bathing suit, american, c. 1940 in fashion is... - the metropolitan museum of art (2014)

[gaytanic-panic]

Hey Franz, I think I’m cis and my trans friends joke about me being an egg. It’s all cool and almost always very funny and sweet. But I always feel like I’m disappointing all the super cool women I’m friends with. I don’t plan on transitioning. But I feel rly bad about unintentionally egg-baiting all the women who rule and are nice to me and pull my hair playfully and introduce me to the best music. Idk if this is a question, I just worry about everything.

fucking love this. "Oh no, all these cool girls are teasing me and paying attention to me and they wanna put me in a dress what do i dooo"

like yeah ur tone sounds super egg btw. but even if ur not, just enjoy being an honorary girl as a boy lol

[gaytanic-panic]

and then you let them fuck you

[hellyesbro]

so much porn of girls spreading their legs and her dick pops out and it's captioned "surprise!" but is anyone even really surprised anymore

[hellyesbro]

you have to read this in Werner Herzog's voice btw

[roadtonothing]

[hostileintent]

[kaybebog]

Nikitin_Photo

[slavetoevil]

[flowerthingpetal-deactivated202]

Me when weird transfemmes

[lilithtransrights]

Always pick the second option

Trust me it’s more fun 💜

[psychotrenny]

Edging someone is the cum equivalent of aging wine in a barrel

[psychotrenny]

If you're doing this to a trans woman remember that it's an especially fine vintage. Limited quantity and supreme quality. Girlcum is the Romanee-Conti of semen

[fatestayyuri]

[chitterfish-deactivated20210730]

[starwolf53]

[chongoblog]

I’m like a salmon. I’m always goin against the current. I’m tasty. I turn into a fucking freak of nature if I ever get horny. Bears want me.

[chongoblog]