double u.... get it?

hey i'm daj and i'm fucking SKAM trash

[patroxlus]

rahul is the most relatable bakeoff contestant of all time

[c-bassmeow]

[screaming-outta-orbit]

I hate this site

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”

[sunfortune]

this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan

[kishibashiing-deactivated202212]

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[zhinico]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

the signs as professions!

capricorn: clown

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

[rinkmantangtivonmacurdvers]

H00к up with bеst friеnd sех ?

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

you deadass?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

literally might never be over the fact that verizon bought tumblr for over a billion dollars and in their like five year ownership drove away like a third of this users and destroyed the site so badly that they were only able to sell it for 3 million dollars. it’s just so medieval serf-like. absolutely classic crumbling monarchy behavior. it’s like we’re all background characters in the 5th act of a shakespearean tragedy. i’m gonna lose it

[mens-rights-activia]

[iskwekan]

ah, the crescent moon….the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle, 

[raptorific]

ah to be as comfy as a clone meowth in his clone tube

[raptorific]

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[mintmilano]

Word of advice never try to karaoke Since U Been Gone…Kelly Clarkson is a soprano and she wanted the whole world to know it

[sinkies]

so much fat positivity revolves around sexual prowess . what about 10 yr old kids getting bullied for their weight u gonna tell them "dont cry dude ur so thicc" like what lmao

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[natey-night]

[chronoszen]

[profmeowmers]