COOL TAPES

Layne Line Cook  Bi she/her

[gayleafpool]

you can always give that character psychosis and a personality disorder

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[technicoloryuri]

[charmac]

Underage Drinking (2005) | Overage Drinking (2025)

[minxitsy]

[rainphee]

this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

[aropride]

one thing about my mutuals is they will be on spectrums. autistic? asexual? aromantic? gender? sexuality? you name it they're on it

[halles-comet]

it makes me so mad people won’t leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one

[juelzsantanabandana2]

Lil nas x is like if bugs bunny were a real person

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

im FACKING sorry alright

[eirichele]

americans are like fuck america until it’s time for fahrenheit-celsius discourse 😒 then you mfs basically pull out the pledge of alliance 😒 like ok fourth of july. didn’t know units of measurement had oil 😒

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

“it’s the superior system for the human experience” no it’s just intuitive to you because since you were a kid people around you would refer to temperatures in fahrenheit so you developed an understanding of what a certain number of degrees in fahrenheit means. also ‘human experience of temperature’ like yeah i’m sure a norwegian and a pakistani have the same human experience of temperature. or even someone from minnesota and someone from arizona but okay. “it’s better for colder areas” then why aren’t icelanders or siberians using it. maybe because they don’t see a negative number and panic cos that’s too scary for them. “it’s more precise for body heat” we have decimals. is anything that’s not a positive integer scary

[carys-awen]

Every time this comes up I’m so baffled by the sheer number of people in the notes who think that 84 °F is just an inherently comprehendable number that people understand intuitively and 29°C isn’t, even though thats like saying English is inherently more comprehensible than French. Like yeah, to YOU, because thats what you learned.

Also, as a somewhat northerly Canuck, the idea that the temperature at which water freezes is completely irrelevent to human life is VERY funny to me. Id go so far as to say that for half the year, whether the number is + or - is the single most important piece of information the forecast provides.

[punkitt-is-here]

[sulfurous-acid]

Isn’t fereinheit based off the temp of horse blood or something ridiculous like that.

These kinds of people are just like the kinds of people who are like “there’s only 2 sexes because I learned that in middle school”

[punkitt-is-here]

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Isn’t three digits in Fahrenheit too hot anyway? Like idk there, bc in Celsius 100 is when water evaporates, so i just associate a 100 with very hot, and i literally do not understand the logic behind Fahrenheit (and also i hate writing it, too many letters) bc even the conversion is very stupid, like ºC = (ºF -32) / 1,8 what the fuck is that, but also, Celsius makes sense for weather and for shit like cooking without getting absurd numbers, so

[punkitt-is-here]

[thenighttrain]

it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? 

[utterly-in-like-deactivated2023]

I’m shook at prev tags ur a CHEF?!? Was NOT expecting that tbh-

[kryptonitejelly]

i was legit thinking about this today - what do you guys do (if you are comfortable sharing) - are you in school (if so, what are you studying) ? taking a break? figuring things out? working (if so, what?)

i genuinely want to know (it makes me feel like i know you all that much more)

[greater-than-the-sword]

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

[no0dlru]

3.5mm jacks in phones, too

[czl]

they shoiuld make old posts get yellow like paper

[funnytwittertweets]

[txttletale]

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

[soupoftheday]

it’s the little things

[dawnblade]

everybody shhhh i have to make a phone call ok?

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Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023