I am a literal goose

shoot me

[vadikw]

You ever write a suicide note? If you haven’t, don’t, ‘cause that shit not only makes you not wanna kill yourself, but feel 8000X worse.

[gahdamnpunk]

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

[officialvicesandvirtues]

Can you believe there’s a whole new era of bandom who doesn’t even know about the drunk history of fall out boy???

[starryjediknight]

John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, and Sebastian Stan all meeting up together to take down the mouse 🐭

[weavemama]

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

[argumate]

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

[unpatchedglitch]

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

[argumate]

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[browsedankmemes]

I have found my people via /r/memes https://ift.tt/30SsuQv

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[waggtoon]

[snarkiwi-moved-deactivated20200]

New tag game

Type in “I want” to reveal your greatest desire

[firstbirthdays]

[homietwt]

[everythingfox]

Look at this big boy

Cocoa

[gallifreyanconsultingphilosopher]

@pangur-and-grim

[thenatsdorf]

“He’s on a diet but he pretends to eat what his owner eats.”

[rosecrystal]

men really be talking to me and think im listening

[bloominhibiscus-deactivated2022]

Soooo, if a man, ANY man, is talking to you, you’ll ignore them, but if a woman is talking to you, you’ll pay attention?

Aight, feminists. 😒

[rosecrystal]

ya

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

this is the funniest reply ever because yeah

[wumblr]

today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said “that’s rude” he meowed politely

[wumblr]

[fujiya86]