tickety boo?

hyperfix collection of aesthetics, writing, and the new otp.

[groundwater]

“why is good omens making you so completely hogwild”

[ami-v-dragnire]

@goodomenscelebration Day 24 // Dream

[go0my]

SMoOCh

[go0my]

Redraw cuz the angel needs his SMoOCh™ rights and my art somehow changed itself to look better

[ami-v-dragnire]

I could not resist thebeans_doodles’ DTIYS on instagram. The call of the wives is strong. 

[enitj]

[meowdejavu]

Pieces of You

Aziraphale/Crowley | 23K words | Rated M

Twenty years post-canon, Crowley and Aziraphale’s happily-ever-after is uprooted when Aziraphale suddenly vanishes and an encounter with demons leaves Crowley mortal and powerless. After passing months in solitude, Crowley ventures back into London, only to find his husband living a human life as “Ezra” and mourning a fictional human husband called “Jay.” Determined to get Aziraphale back, Crowley resolves to do whatever it takes to befriend him all over again, as ordinary people this time, until his angel remembers him. 

# post-canon, temporary amnesia, angst with a happy ending, temporarily human, soft crowley, emotional hurt/comfort, angel wings

[AO3]

Huge thanks to @lonicera-caprifolium for the beautiful art commission for this fic!! I adore their work and am absolutely blown away by the gorgeous, charming scene they created. ♥

[hoursago]

and a nightingale sang in berkeley square

[goosetooths]

hopefully they’ll get to enjoy that retirement someday! 🥂happy 30th anniversary, folks!

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[anti-social-principality]

Crowley won.

Obviously.

And the rest is history

Collab with: @kifferhomo

[brave-sand-towers]

Cuddles give me The Will To Live™

[eggcat]

Backed up from my twitter account

[linipik]

Kingdom of Wessex 537 AD: - “So, we are both working very hard in damp places and just cancelling each other out” -..It is a bit damp Aziraphale and Crowley (not) getting to the agreement (The first time Crowley suggest to stay put and do nothing)

[thegoodomensdumpster]

a prompt: Crowley sleeping between his plants (and maybe Aziraphale finding him?) thank you!

Well that turned out to be one of my favorite GO sketches I’ve ever made ! Might try to color this one later :) ********************** I always take drawing prompts as long as the askbox is open, don’t hesitate to leave one ! Don’t leave a prompt that would require research tho please (aka no historical stuff, mostly) because I just want to doodle them mindlessly for fun and relaxation. No NSFW or even implied sexual stuff either. I often deal with them several months late because I have a busy life with ever shifting priorities, so if you’re in a hurry you can come talk to me about getting a commission instead of dropping a prompt.

[thegoodomensdumpster]

I’ll have a drawing stream tonight, in two hours or so, where I’ll be coloring this sketch. It’ll be a chill little thing, I suspect a lot of us could use something quiet and fun atm.  If you want to join, follow the link !

[morbidology]

This volcano in Indonesia produces blue lava. This is caused by the combustion of sulphuric gasses at very high temperatures. 

[gayforgoodomens]

Have we talked about Crowley adopting snake's courtship habits yet. We should talk about Crowley adopting snake's coutship habits and being immensely frustrated when they don't work because the poor lamb is confused and apparently has canonically skipped a few sex ed courses

Like imagine him headbutting aziraphale repeatedly and very annoyingly for hours. Resting his whole (heavy) body against his back with his chin stuck to the crown of his hair, making the angel almost topple over all the frickin time. Trying to wrap himself all around him on the couch and squeeze the fucking living hell out of him, and all the while being like, 'heck yeah. Heck to the yeah. Man. I know all the moves. I'm irresistible. Never a snake has been clingier. Never a snake been squeezing that hard. Bet he can't even breathe. Must be losing his head. Satan I'm a proper Casanova, a veritable sexual wild beast, someone play some Barry White in here'

meanwhile a pissed off over-cuddled aziraphale is balancing his cocoa mug while trying to bat crowley the fuck away with a book going 'FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE CROWLEY GET YOURSELF A TEDDY BEAR'

[aethelflaedladyofmercia]

Wait.

But.

You’re saying snake courtship habits are:

Forehead bumps

Cuddles of no escape

Standing behind Aziraphale with his chin resting on the top of his head

Possibly combining the last two by being big spoon?

Cuz I’ve literally seen all of these all the time. I think we just aren’t aware of it. 😆

(Other ones I’ve seen include neck bites and chin stoking. Like. I think it’s already in our subconscious.)

[alligatorsnbats]

So many specifes of snakes wrestle for mating rights. OK, normally for mating rights with a nearby female snek. But just saying, that “wrestling” statue might be...interesting to an occult being that’s been a snek and a human, in that order.  

[gayforgoodomens]

[thegoodomensdumpster]

@gayforgoodomens​  #Jesus... It's true#Yes the statue is porn for crowley#But not for the reasons you think#Headcanon : you know that story of Jacob wrestling the angel#It was inspired by crowley wrestling aziraphale for fucking days on some hill and not letting go#Aziraphale was like 'dear you're putting on such a good show for head offices this is gonna be brilliant for our reports'#But internally crowley was just like 'top me top me top me TOP ME' i’m weeping

[asparklethatisblue]

the snake Crowley is most like visually (red bellied black snake) also does the “i shall rub my chin against my partner to arouse her” thing

[datfandomweirdness]

Crowley staring at Aziraphale subconsciously stroking under his throat to his chin- I think we all know the scene

[gayforgoodomens]

Guys what the fuck. What th e fcku

[brightwanderer]

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION

[thatmightyheart]

i read this part in the book and i literally felt my heart soar i cannot BELIEVE the sheer High Romance woven into this one sentence …………. :((

[reasonably-tattered]

can’t stop thinking about Aziraphale madly dialing Tracy’s line, worked into an absolute lather, and blurting out, “we held hands!” after which he promptly clangs down the receiver.

Shadwell looks up from a can of condensed milk. “hoo was that, then?” he is not all that interested. sometimes you’re better off not knowing what evil gets up to when you share a postal address, among other things.

and Tracy tuts a serene “that’ll be Mister Aziraphale,” before the phone wails once again.