unsure boi

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gncfag-moved]

i think everyone else needs to see this

[anneofgreengaybles]

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

the latest dispatches from room 156

[anneofgreengaybles]

happy monday folks

[mistbjorn]

[ahagoat]

Same energy

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Kings

[wahbegan]

DON’T CALL YOURSELF A HIMBO UNLESS YOU ARE AT LEAST THIS STUPID

[godh8er-deactivated20220626]

‘oh i hate this part’ male rights 2k20

[rated-u]

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

It’s  October 3rd.

[childhoodgrave]

this is so funny i can feel the collective energy of every one in the us going

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

[uze]

[heylookitsarevolution]

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

[spiderslingers-deactivated20210]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

White ppl was really mad about this post

[ahedis-ap]

Can you believe that Ralph Breaks the Internet isn’t out yet…

…And it’s already executing the Internet/Technology concept far better than the Emoji Movie did?

[sohotthateveryonedied]

Everyone:

“Joker is so funny!!1!1!! 🤣🤣🤣 He’s one of my favorite villains because he’s not even a real bad guy lolz he’s just a weirdo hahaha 👏👏👏 He’s so funny and random I love how quirky he is 😍😍😍😍😍 I hate how people say the Joker is a bad person he’s just a funny weirdo 😝😝😝”

Joker:

*Beat 15 year old Jason Todd to death with a crowbar*

*Abused and emotionally manipulated poor Harley for years*

*Shot Barbara Gordon in the spine and paralyzed her before stripping her naked and taking photos in an effort to drive Jim Gordon insane*

*Once skinned a man alive out of spite*

*In Injustice, tricked Superman into brutally murdering Lois Lane - the love of his life - as well as their unborn child*

*Literally shaved his own face off and wore it as a mask for what reason???*

*Raped a woman just to get back at her husband*

*Blew up a school building full of innocent children*

*Tortured and brainwashed 13 year old Tim Drake and turned him into Joker Jr., which deeply traumatized him to the point of having a mental breakdown*

*Literally everything that happened during the dinner scene in Death of the Family*

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[kuro-romulas]

Guys

Pink Diamond was not holding a shapeshift for 5000+ years, she got poofed and reformed in the Rose Quartz shape. She’s the right size for it, it wouldn’t have taken much effort.

[angellfree]

One of the best shows ever!

[elpatron-delmal]

s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about

[turnipfritters]

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

[ingtarwolf-deactivated20181002]

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

[algo-hermoso]

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.