Whiskey & Honey @vagury - Tumblr Blog

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt

bellygangstaboo

botanize

moan-s

libraloving

redkrypto-deactivated20211128

i’m screaming

emiliusthegreat

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

striikee

Yall are missing the best fucking part

idrathergoforgirls

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

pixie-tot

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

thelittlemerms

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety

queenixx

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

pyrothorax

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

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officialjiggly

this guy would survive in movies

thenarator

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.