[vagusmaleficis]

                 𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑠, 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟. ..

Hello and welcome to my blog !! This is an independent, selective, mutuals only and multiverse blog for my original witch character WINIFRED BLACKWOOD. Original lore and concepts have all been created by me, Flower.

WINNIE. RULES. VERSES.

[tiktaalic]

hes straight hes bi hes divorced hes in a polycule hes an ally hes homophobic hes doing a bit hes dead serious hes nuanced hes complex hes just some guy. i didn say a name but he popped into your head didn t he

[vagusmaleficis]

@phantasmaw​ asked: "Are you a forest spirit?" The question comes abruptly, full of innocent wonder. Crane doesn't realize he's been holding his breath until he exhales slowly, almost as if he's worried that if he breathes too hard, the other may bolt. Immediately after, his eyes widen and he claps a hand over his mouth. "Oh- sorry! That was rude. I should know better than to just blurt things out by now." He laughs, entirely good natured, not at all self-conscious of his own mistake. "Um... you don't have to answer that. Am I, ah, intruding?" He doesn't know very much about forest-dwellers, but he has met one or two that didn't take kindly to him barging into their literal neck of the woods.

₊˚ ☾ ★ — The light hearted nature of the other was a special and sweet delight, one that only brought an ache of glee into the witches heart. The way the other’s eyes lit up, twinkling with excitement and dubious wonder was a true characteristic of joy that Winnie took in happily. And yet, such a question was one that he had often pondered himself. His lineage was perhaps different then of those who surrounded him within his own supernatural community. Beings that hailed from families teeming with bold history, stories carved with their names upon the binding, all detailing of where they had come from and where they had started. Though, Winnie had nothing of the sort, but a name and a heart that yearned to wander aimlessly until his days were filled with nothing but unending adventures. 

The question remained unanswered as Winnie’s tail plucked back and forth awfully slow, before a sudden small grin made its way upon his features. In his eyes, the other was nothing more than a CHILD, plucky and full of light that wished to learn as much as he possibly could. ❛ Of sorts, you could say. ❜ He smiles, relaxing as his tail now flicked back and forth playfully behind him. ❛ Apologize ?? Oh, you don’t need to do that. You’ve done nothing to harm me, correct ?? Besides, I own nothing in this forest. You’re as free as I am to walk about as you please. ❜ He was certain the words would bring relief to the other’s ears. But. . . ❛ Be warned though. I’m far more forgiving than most beings you’d encounter out here. Truthfully, we both could be intruding upon a third parties land and have to flee for our lives if we’re not careful. ❜

Thats what comes to mind now as he glanced over his shoulder, taking note that as of yet, the coast remained clear. For now. . . One could never be too certain, but concern never reared its way onto the witches face. As far as anyone could tell, he seemed content, enjoying his chat with the other, blissfully unaware if there happened to be danger nearby or not. ❛ I’m a witch, actually. Though, that’s only one title I bare. My name is Winifred Blackwood. But I’d much rather prefer if you refer to me as Winnie.  ❜ A devilish smile slips its way upon his lips, exposing those sharp canines just barely for the other to get a peek of. ❛ And you, my little intruder ?? Just who would you happen to be ?? ❜

[vagusmaleficis]

@miasmalungs​ asked : Juro brings a bag of his own bits, all he could find unfortunately was a Burger King bag that was greasy. “ my uhm “ COUGH “ my appendage fell off, help please “ he means dick, his dick fell off.

₊˚ ☾ ★ —  His smile reveals all the wonderful little quips that happened to be running rampant within his mind, and yet, he resists the urge to keep his mouth from prattling on about this mans predicament. But it was clear that the witch was incredibly AMUSED by such a show that had been put forth before him. ❛ You know, Juro, I’d love to say this is my first time dealing with this type of situation, but it’s really not. ❜ 

He had been interrupted, idly marking notes down upon a rather ancient looking book before it simply seemed to vanish into the thin of air. What now replaced the pencil that the witch had once been holding was a simple needle, thread already tied and looped. Without hesitation, he takes the bag from the other, opening it so to look inside at the lump of flaccid meat that looked so terribly funny on its own. ❛ Mhm, here I thought you’d be a little more happy to see me Juro. Maybe once we attach it back, you’ll really reveal your true feelings towards me, won’t you ?? After all, nothing gets the blood pumping like someone working away at your dick, right ??  ❜ He knew of the others distrust of witches, of his distaste of the occult and how perhaps, Winnie wasn’t making this any EASIER for him. But the fact stood that Juro came to no one else but him. And why shouldn’t he ?? ❛ Let’s get to it then, shall we ?? Be a dear, remove your pants and lay down. Just leave the rest to me and you’ll have your little guy back on in no time. ❜

Carefully, he removed the other’s appendage from the bag, needle now piercing an area before the thread began to glow. ❛ Now. . . Would you like to discuss payment now, or later ?? ❜

[ardenssolis]

what does ozy think of you?; accepting || @vagusmaleficis​

behind closed doors !!

     ❝WINNIE? AH, HE AMUSES me. Since I have been in this era, I assumed it would be dull. There are a few interesting things taking place nowadays that fascinate me, but for the most part, the people are still as uninteresting as they were when I was alive. The air is so lacking in mana as well. All these vast cities with their factories and the like seem to have drained the earth dry, which in itself, is disappointing. Nothing feels as it did when I walked this land.❞ He sighed, shaking his head. ❝But I digress. I found myself going off topic.❞ Leaning forward a little, he reached over for his cup of tea, taking a small sip of the semi-sweet liquid before placing it back down with a faint thump. ❝Finding anything with magic nowadays, but Winnie is overflowing with it. Being around him and in that forest reminds me of the age of the gods when mana was thick in the air and beings like him were no mere fairy tales.❞

     Truthfully, he felt nostalgic around Winnie. There was something about their presence that just…felt similar to being ‘home’ in a sense. Of course, he would not utter that statement to Winnie or to his present company, but that was the reality of it. ❝Bringing him from his hermitage out into the city has been entertaining in itself. There is so much he does not know and I enjoy introducing him to all these changes he might have missed as he kept his distance from people. I wonder if it is all rather enlightening to him.❞ Or maybe it was just similar to going on vacation – just not very far.

[vagusmaleficis]

₊˚ ☾ ★ —  ❛ Hmm... Seems like I’ve been pinned down quite accurately. ❜  attributes.

[ohisms]

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝟒 .   (  a  collection  of  sentence  starters  originating  from  s4  of  the good place .  feel  free  to  adjust  phrasing  as  necessary .  )

wow .  just  …  wow ,  it’s  perfect .

you  know ,  let’s  keep  this  moving .

reading  lights !  i  love  reading  lights .  they  are  …  great  for  reading .

it  wasn’t  even  as  bad  as  i  thought .

who  cares  if  he  doesn’t  remember  me ?

wait ,  i  need  to  say  something .

you  NEEDED  to  say  that ?

i  believe  that  we’re  destined  to  succeed .

with  this  team ,  there’s  no  problem  we  can’t  solve .

there’s  no  problem  we  can’t  create .

i  think  you  look  great .

i  know  this  can  be  a  little  overwhelming ,  but  you’ll  get  used  to  it .

okay ,  forget  about  all  of  that  stuff .

none  of  this  is  real .

clearly  i  was  in  some  kind  of  horrible  accident .

i’m  just  gonna  wander  around  until  i  wake  up  or  die .

[ name ] ,  look  what  my  brain  did !

it’s  not  real ,  &  neither  are  you !

i  feel  like  you’re  trying  to  get  under  my  skin .

i .  will .  destroy  you .

we  can’t  wait  any  longer .

stupid  ethical ,  reasonable  argument .

are  you  still  muttering ?

the  human  mind  is  truly  incredible .

you  don’t  need  to  justify  it .  again ,  i  do  it  all  the  time .

his  eyes  were  really  mean .

i  was  scared  [ name ]  was  trying  to  slide  into  your  DM’s .

i  don’t  like  being  scared ,  it’s  scary !

where’s  your  shirt ??

when  you  get  back  here ,  you  won’t  be  anything .

you  will  do  nothing  of  the  sort ,  mon  ami .

that  wasn’t  my  fault ,  i  was  texting .

that  is  so  embarrassing  for  you .

are  you  listening  to  me ?

guys  like  this  believe  the  world  revolve  around  them .

maybe ,  as  a  bonus  …  he  cries  like  a  stupid  little  baby .

hey  .  ..  hey ,  can  i  ask  you  something ?

you  have  no  control  over  your  own  impulses .

give  her  some  space .

sure .  i’m  pretty  interesting .

look ,  i’ve  had  my  share  of  disappointments .

okay ,  well .  back  to  the  drawing  board .

we  need  to  bust  him  open  like  a  pinata .

it’s  our  only  move ,  &  we’re  doing  it  tomorrow .

this  chaos  is  clearly  all  about  me .

this  is  the  universe  telling  me  we  don’t  belong  here .

walk  me  through  this ,  i’m  not  sure  i  follow .

figure  it  out  -  get  back  to  me ,  okay ?

i’m  gonna  go  punch  a  wall  with  my  head .

it’s  possible  we  need  a  new  team  leader .

think  about  what  you’re  saying ,  here .

go  ahead ,  speak  your  mind .

i  didn’t  ask  for  this !

[ name ]  can  be  in  charge ,  since  she’s  so  smart .

listen ,   all  we  need  is  a  bouncy  house ,  some  ninja  stars  &  a  bunch  of  ambulances .

did  you  get  it  all  out  of  your  system ?

you  don’t  just  get  to  quit  this ,  [ name ] .

the  things  that  are  happening  here  are  above  my  paygrade .

i’m  not  meant  for  this !   i’m  not  the  freakin’  savior  of  the  universe !

everything  i  do  blows  up  in  my  face .

this  conversation  must  remain  confidential .

[ name ] ,  um .  please  just  let  me  talk .

i  asked  you  to  give  me  some  space .

being  with  you  is  fun  but  it’s  not  always  easy .

why  don’t  we  just  take  a  break ?

you  tricky  devil !  very  clever .

why  did  i  come  up  with  this  idea ?   this  is  gonna  hurt  real  bad .

everyone  has  people  that  they’re  cosmically  bound  to .

i  thought  it  was  prudent  to  let  you  know .

oh  boy !  i’m  getting  a  stomachache .

to  be  fair ,  i  only  think  that  cause  it’s  true  &  i’m  right .

if  none  of  this  is  real ,  then  it  really  shouldn’t  matter .

what ?  none  of  this  is  real .  it  doesn’t  matter .

i  mean ,  what  do  you  have  to  lose ?

it’s  arguable  that  you  made  an  even  bigger  sacrifice .

come  on ,  bud ,  i  know  you’re  down  but  you  can’t  leave  me  hanging .

must  be  nice ,  [ name ] .

i  have  a  ton  of  experience  making  ex-boyfriend’s  lives  miserable .

judge  me  if  you  want ,  i  get  results .

i  just  feel  like  i  need  this .

you’re  allowed  to  feel  a  little  angry .

we  have  a  lot  of  work  to  do .

anyone  interested  in  a  status  report ?

you’ll  have  to  trust  me ,  this  is  a  huge  step  in  the  right  direction .

it’s  been  a  tough  couple  weeks .

your  time  begins  NOW .

sorry ,  i  was  just  trying  to  figure  out  where  to  start .

let’s  clear  our  brain  …  watch  a  movie ?

whoever  you  are ,  show  yourself .

what  do  you  want ,  creep ?

[ name ]  i  need  to  speak  with  you  alone .

sit  there  quietly  until  we  sort  all  this  out .

[ name ] ,  you  have  to  believe  me .

i’m  gonna  make  [ name ]  think  i  don’t  trust  you .

i  like  the  way  you  think ,  [ name ] .

if  you’re  a  devil ,  how  come  you’re  not  wearing  prada ?

what  are  you  gonna  use  it  for ?

if  you  ever  wanna  talk ,  just  know  i’m  here  for  you ,  girl .

i  just  feel  like  i  made  the  world  a  little  bit  worse .

starting  over  sounds  exhausting .

we  have  to  start  over .

there’s  literally  nothing  i  can  say  that  will  make  you  realize  i’m  really  me .

i  wish  i  were  saying  this  in  difference  circumstances ,  but  …  keep  it  sleazy .

sometimes  the  only  thing  a  bully  understands  is  a  punch  in  the  mouth .

sorry ,  i  should’ve  told  you  -  i  just  decided  to  stay  home .

so ,  what’s  my  first  clue ?

oh  no  …  oh ,  that’s  not  good .

this  part  of  your  plan  seems  risky .

this  wasn’t  part  of  the  plan .

you  made  things  difficult  in  a  new  way ,  but  i  can  make  it  work .

i’m  just  not  a  new - experience  kind  of  guy .

my  comfort  zone  is  the  size  of  …  that  chair .

do  you  trust  me ,  [ name ] ?

you  had  this  the  whole  time ?

you  told  me  i  should  wait ,  so  i  did .

i’m  not  scared  of  you .  because  i’ve  gone  there ,  [ name ] .

i  can’t  believe  i  almost  missed  all  this .

hey ,  you decided  to  come  after  all !

you  got  through  it .  i  almost  ruined  it  a  hundred  times .

when  i  said  ‘ throw  a  party ’  i  didn’t  mean  a  pity  party !

i’ve  had  to  scrape  &  claw  my  way  through  life .

you  never  learned  to  think  on  your  feet !

i  want  to  learn  how  to  do  something  meaningful .

that  must’ve  been  hard  for  you  …  to  go  back  there .

i  don’t  like  to  think  about  who  i  used  to  be .

almost  everything  i  do  i  do  without  thinking  or  worrying  what  will  happen .

let’s  dance ,  baby .

ugh !  can  you  just  skip  to  the  end ?

just  tell  me  how  they  screwed  up ,  &  put  me  out  of  my  misery .

this  feels  like  some  sort  of  goodbye .

how  was  that ?  did  i  cheer  everyone  up ?

face it ,  [ name ] ,  you  lost .

people  improve  when  they  get  external  love  &  support .

you’ve  already  given  me  so  much .

earth  is  cancelled .

it’s  not  two  of  us ,  it’s  all  of  us .

step  one ,  get  a  plan  …  step  two ,  do  the  plan .

if  we’re  gonna  pull  this  off ,  we  need  [ name ]  back .

you  think  that’ll  go  well ?

everything  always  has  to  be  your  way !

how  dare  you  bring  that  up  again ?

every  problem  has  an  answer .

not  that  old  story ,  it’s  so  embarrassing -

we  have  to  break  up .

why  are  we  together ?

where  i’m  from ,  most  things  blow  up  eventually .

by  the  way ,  i  wasn’t  cheating  before  …  or  eavesdropping  just  now .

this  has  been  fun ,  as  always .

there’s  a  real  possibility  that  i’m  in  love  with  you .

if  soulmates  do  exist ,  they’re  found .  not  made .

turns  out  life  isn’t  a  puzzle  that  can  just  be  solved  one  time  &  it’s  done .

can  you  give  me  a  second ?

i  don’t  know  if  i’ll  see  you  again ,  or  …  what  i’ll  remember  if  i  do .

the  words  are  nice ,  but  the  tone  is  scary ?

i  know  you .  &  i  love  you .

eventually  we’re  gonna  be  together  forever .

it’s  better  we  just  rip  the  band-aid  off .

forgive  me  if  i’m  a  little  skeptical .

i  had  a  lot  of  time  to  think .

if  things  are  going  to  change ,  i  have  to  change  along  with  them .

i’m  an  artist ,  which  means  …  it’s  my  job  to  be  scared .

oh  no ,  i  knew  it .  you  hate  me  now .

you  essentially  had  to  raise  yourself .

okay ,  so  …  you  still  love  me ?

yeah ,  we’re  very  different ,  but  we  already  knew  that !

there’s  no  one  else  i  wanna  be  with .

what  do  you  want  from  me ?!

i  know  you’re  upset ,  you  have  a  tell .

i  don’t  see  any  version  of  eternity  where  you  don’t  get  bored  of  me .

this  is  not  working ,  you’re  bad  at  this .

wow ,  same  old  [ name ] .

first  of  all ,  you  know  what  …  uh ,  shut  up !

honestly ,  [ name ] ,  i  don’t  know  what’s  to  become  of  you .

i’m  sorry  i  said  that ,  before .

she  knows  you  &  loves  you ,  &  that’s  all  that  matters .

against  all  odds ,  i  know  what  you  mean .

i’m  sorry  that  i  kicked  you  out .

it  wasn’t  about  you .

i’m  not  gonna  let  myself  be  degraded  by  you  again .

i  took  you  for  granted ,  &  that  was  wrong .

i  can’t  have  any  of  your  dingleberry  stink  on  me .

so ,  uh .  i  was  being  stupid .

i  thought  i  got  rid  of  you .

my ,  my ,  my  …  we’ve  got  some  history ,  don’t  we ?

it’s  real  this  time ,  i  promise .

might  as  well  do  some  traveling .

[ name ] ,  i  have  been  training  for  this  day  my  entire  life .

what  time  is  it ?

i  made  dinner !

real  talk ,  it  didn’t  go  great .

i  could  never  forget  you .

remembering  moments  with  you  is  the  same  as  living  with  them .

can  you  just  remember  the  happy  times  &  forget  the  bad  stuff ?

you  are  my  role  model .

you  have  a  rockin’  bod .

don’t  sell  yourself  short ,  [ name ] .

[ name ] ,  i’m  gonna  miss  you .

i  don’t  want  to  leave  you ,  but  i’m  …  ready  to  leave .

i  was  alone  my  whole  life .  i  told  myself  i  liked  it  that  way ,  but  i  don’t .

i  like  being  with  you .

meet  you  at  the  restaurant ?

i  owe  it  to  you  to  let  you  go .

i  was  never  good  at   being  sad .

none  of  this  is  bad .

i  need  you  to  do  me  one  last  favor .

say  goodbye  to  me  now ,  &  leave  before  i  wake  up .

your  system’s  working  perfectly .

thank  you  so  much ,  [ name ] .

care  to  join  me  for  a  bit ?

the  true  joy  is  in  the  mystery .

do  you  mind  if  i  stay  here  until  you’re  gone ?

[soracities]

“Kisses, my love, deep ones, to the point of fainting–”

— Vladimir Nabokov, in a letter to his wife Véra (1924), Letters to Véra

[vagusmaleficis]

I miss him

[vagusmaleficis]

Sorry that I died, but also, not really!

Informally, I think this is a good time as any to just say I don’t really know if I’ll be roleplaying again anytime soon. I just don’t have the time for it anymore, nor the mental capacity to write/type out big replies AS MUCH as I wish I could. If it were up to me, I would be writing away these fun stories with y’all, but I simply can’t fit the time in? TBH I’ve just been talking about my OCS to mutuals and friends who will listen, but I’m not really planning on making a comeback on here anytime soon, AS MUCH AS I’D LOVE TO. My new job takes up a lot of time and usually the weekends, I catch up on other hobbies that have kinda taken the front. HONESTLY, it makes me very sad knowing that RP has been pushed into the backs of my mind because I honestly love writing. I love talking to new mutuals and making new stories. But whenever I come back with a burst of energy to write, I just end up poofing again, leaving people on a hook and thats it. And I KNOW no one is pressuring me for a reply or anything, but by the time i come back, I feel like so much time has passed that theres new mutuals. Theres new bonds. New blogs and I’ve missed that? and in playing catch up I exhaust myself all over again and its like?? **hand gesture** I just don’t,, know where to fit in the time for all of that AS MUCH AS I WANT TO.  Like I wish I had more time to flesh out stories or bonds, but by the time I’m ready to write, I realize I just don’t have the energy or time to LMAO. AND TBH, theres just? other stuff I rather do that feels more fulfilling than rping.

So idk this isn’t really me saying ADIOS bye bye I’m never roleplaying again,, but more like???? Hey, I’ve been quiet but I hope y’all are good and just know I miss it here but idk when I’ll be able to join the RPC in a steady fun manner that I wish to write in.

Anyways, I hope you guys have been good and safe!! <3

[vagusmaleficis]

HELLO !! I haven’t been online recently since I just barely went back to work but ALSO !! I got a new job that I’ll be starting TOMORROW !! Exciting things have been happening IRL so I’ve just been mentally away from writing and tumblr. Hopefully once I’ve settled back into a schedule and whatnot, I can write again. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[carlydraws]

saturday is caturday

[vagusmaleficis]

keep thinking about winnie with his cat attributes. He falls out of a tree, lands on his feet. He looks at sm he loves, his pupils get bigger. He does the head bump thing unconsciously.

[jame7t]

had a catboy moment at the farmer’s market :(

[seyvetch]

why are you sad about that :(

[jame7t]

no survivors :(

[vagusmaleficis]

okay no wait lemme say this about j/jk winnie ( even though i’m still halfway through the fucking show LMAO )

A sorcerer except he didn’t attend Jujutsu High. He visited when he was younger and studied their VERY VERY briefly but that was about it.

So an overseas Sorcerer I suppose ::thinking::

Was born to a single mother. His dad was a Jujutsu Sorcerer too, but he went ‘missing’. No one knows where he went. Winnie knows nothing about him.

His mom got killed by Curses who were looking for his papa and then he got taken in by some other Sorcerer who knew his dad and made him his pupil.

Winnie is most likely around 27ish during the J/JK events.

He’s really powerful as a sorcerer himself but he doesn’t really get involved too much. He’s more just like I guess I’ll do it if I’m in the area.

Weirdo

[vagusmaleficis]

So far winnie’s JJK verse is just that he’s a strong sorcerer but he hardly gets involved and like all sorcerers, he’s weird, but he’s just really really weird.