😈 JENNIFER’S BODY / SENTENCE PROMPTS .
* A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF JENNIFERS BODY PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
‘ hell is a teenage girl. ‘
‘ it smells like thai food in here. have you guys been fucking? ‘
‘ you’re lime-green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself. ‘
‘ i’m a virgin. i’m a virgin. i’ve never even done sex. ‘
‘ do you buy all your murder weapons at home depot? ‘
‘ i’m not even a backdoor-virgin anymore. ‘
‘ i had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas. ‘
‘ you point them in the right direction, and shit gets real. ‘
‘ my dick is bigger than his. ‘
‘ oh! a puncture wound. god, that’s so emo… ‘
‘ i recommend you shut the fuck up! ‘
‘ you killed my fucking boyfriend! ‘
‘ you goddamn monster, you dumb bitch! ‘
‘ do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? ‘
‘ satan is our only hope. ‘
‘ and to do that, we’re going to have to butcher you. and bleed you. ‘
‘ relax, i’m kidding about the face thing. ‘
‘ she’s just hovering… it’s not that impressive. ‘
‘ god, do you have to undermine everything i do? ‘
‘ you are such a player hater. ‘
‘ wow, nice come back, hannah montana. ‘
‘ got anymore harsh digs? ‘
‘ you know what? you were never a good friend. ‘
‘ even when we were littler, you used to steal my toys. ‘
‘ and now i’m eating your boyfriend. ‘
‘ you can have anybody that you want, [name]. ‘
‘ how could i ever be insecure? i was the snowflake queen! ‘
‘ i thought you only murdered boys. ‘
‘ i am going… to eat your soul… and shit it out! ‘
‘ i mean, she’s actually evil. not high school evil. ‘
‘ i will finish you if i have to. ‘
‘ you can barely even finish gym class. ‘
‘ they took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. ’
‘ i think i already died when you got here. ‘
‘ but i woke up when i heard your voice. ‘
‘ you’re killing people. ‘
‘ no, i’m killing boys. ‘
‘ my skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeess. ‘
‘ i feel like one of the normal girls. ‘
‘ i had one of my night terrors again. ‘
‘ what did you dream about? ‘
‘ i can take care of myself. i’ve been using bowflex. ‘
‘ i saved you because i’m a badass mom! ‘
‘ why do you need him? huh? ‘
‘ how are you going to get alcohol? ‘
‘ i’ll just play hello titty with the bartender. ‘
‘ they’re showing rocky horror at the bijou next friday night… ‘
‘ i don’t like boxing movies… ‘
‘ he thinks you’re a virgin. i heard them talking. ‘
‘ it’s true. it’s on wikipedia. ‘
‘ uh, okay… why don’t you narc me out? ‘
‘ i’ve got the cops in my back pocket, [name]. ‘
‘ i’m a fucking cadet, remember? ‘
‘ are you pms’ing or something? ‘
‘ i’m a different person now. ‘
‘ you might get lucky for once in your miserable life! ‘
‘ i need you frightened. i need you hopeless. ‘
‘ we come here tonight to sacrifice the body of… ‘
‘ i’m scared of what’s happening to you. ‘
‘ i just got aquamarine on dvd. it’s about a girl who’s, like, half sushi. ‘
‘ ya know what this is for? huh? it’s for cutting boxes! ‘
‘ you give me such a wetty. ‘
‘ i don’t tell whoppers, and i’m not crazy. ‘
‘ you’re totally lesbi-gay. ‘
‘ i think you might want to talk to the school shrink. ‘
‘ dude, that is a hot murder weapon. ‘
‘ those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. ‘
‘ it’s a rock show. this is my rock look. ‘
‘ i’ve been through the occult section of the library five times. ‘
‘ our library has an occult section? ‘
‘ sit like a lady, no one wants to see your kiki. ‘
‘ where… where are we going? ‘
‘ you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. ‘
‘ i never heard you drop the f - bomb before. ‘
‘ life is too short to be moping around. ‘
‘ mmm, you can totally tell they’re from the city. ‘
‘ what’s wrong with you? besides the obvious surface flaws. ‘
‘ listen, it’s, uh, really dangerous out here. ‘
‘ we can play boyfriend/girlfriend like we used to. ‘
‘ i’m having the best day since, like, jesus invented the calendar. ‘
‘ best friends don’t keep secrets. ‘
‘ if you’re bitten by a demon and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon’s abilities. ‘
‘ i think it’s important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too. ‘
‘ what’s your name again? ‘
‘ pms isn’t real, [name]. ‘
‘ she must’ve had sex with a blowhole or something. ‘
‘ a very bad, very damaged person… ‘
‘ you need a mani bad. you should find a chinese chick to buff your situation. ‘
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