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Peter Quill: I am the smartest, most skilled person on this team.
Drax: is… your hand stuck in that vending machine
Peter Quill: I paid for my rolos, I’m getting my rolos
— You better watch yourself, Bulger. — You better fuck yourself, Flynn.
We only have computer viruses because people are assholes.
- There’s another name you might know me by…Star-Lord. - Who? - Star-Lord, man. Legendary outlaw?
In 100 years time a kid will ask their parents why the microsoft save icon, looks the way it does, and the parents wont be able to answer.
Monday the 13th might be scarier than Friday the 13
For a generation that claims they always want to die, millennials sure don’t smoke as much as they could.
Mint is just a cold spicy.
The Daily Prophet in Harry Potter had GIFs before GIFs were cool
thor: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
loki: i'm too pretty
Army Barbers get paid to shave their Privates
Deadpool 2 (2018) | Opening Credits
Driving is basically you relying on other people not to be stupid, and other people relying on you not to be stupid.
AKA is also known as also known as.
It’s weird to think that everyone’s hair and nails are slowly oozing out of them at all times.