Live Fast Drop Dead

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[briannathestrange]

*AGGRESSIVELY SPEAKS IN A SCOTTISH ACCENT*

[incorrectmcuquotes]

Peter Quill: I am the smartest, most skilled person on this team.

Drax: is… your hand stuck in that vending machine

Peter Quill: I paid for my rolos, I’m getting my rolos

[littlechinesedoll]

[deppoholic-deactivated20201104]

— You better watch yourself, Bulger. — You better fuck yourself, Flynn.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We only have computer viruses because people are assholes.

[bob-belcher]

- There’s another name you might know me by…Star-Lord. - Who? - Star-Lord, man. Legendary outlaw?

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 100 years time a kid will ask their parents why the microsoft save icon, looks the way it does, and the parents wont be able to answer.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Monday the 13th might be scarier than Friday the 13

[just-shower-thoughts]

For a generation that claims they always want to die, millennials sure don’t smoke as much as they could.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mint is just a cold spicy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Daily Prophet in Harry Potter had GIFs before GIFs were cool

[zombiefiedgayghost-deactivated2]

thor: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?

loki: i'm too pretty

[just-shower-thoughts]

Army Barbers get paid to shave their Privates

[usersukuna]

Deadpool 2 (2018) | Opening Credits

[just-shower-thoughts]

Driving is basically you relying on other people not to be stupid, and other people relying on you not to be stupid.

[just-shower-thoughts]

AKA is also known as also known as.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that everyone’s hair and nails are slowly oozing out of them at all times.