Mc: Hi i’ m mc, and I’m just an ordinary girl, a no one, nothing extraordinary ever happens to me.
Best friend/ non Li character: omg, mc, you are not just some ordinary girl! And you know how I know that, because i’m your best friend. Now, lets go to the club and get wasted!
*Something unexpected and unrealistic happens to MC in the first 1-2 chapters.*
Mc: wow! I can’t believe this happend to me! I’m just an ordinary girl!
The Sweet Sensitive™ white male Li: Wow mc you’re the greatest :) I’ve never met anyone like you before :) and it’s only been one chapter :) You have so much potential :)
The Bad Boy™ Li: princess, you don’t know me, rookie. And if you even think you could even handle my emotional baggage, sweetheart, then you’ll need 30 diamonds to unlock my cookie-cut tragic backstory, little girl.
The Female™ Li: I am a female.
Character in the book, whose sole purpose is to make Mc buy expensive clothes: Wow, Mc, you’re fucking ugly. Buy this glittery dress you’ll only wear for one chapter for 25 diamonds, or you can wear this potato sack for free! You fucking idiot.
Mc, for the first like five chapters: Wow everything is going so well! Wow! I made all these new friends! I think I’m in love! Nothing can go wrong!
The Book Villian™: Hello, I’m here to make everything go wrong.
Mc, does something really stupid, because they’re selfish, and an idiot: Oh no! Everything is going wrong!
The Book Villian™: Well, that was easy.
Pet in the book, whose sole purpose is to make MC buy it: Buy me or they’re gonna take me out back and put me down! Woof!
Mc: Wow I really messed up. What do I do!?
Old Wise Character™: Stop being a dumbass.
Old Wise Character™: *dies*
Mc, a few chapters later: I have a plan to fix this mess I created. But it involves me breaking more rules. Who’s with me?
The Female™ who has been gone for ten chapters: I am still a female.
Whitey Li: Wow mc :) You could commit mass genocide and id still be by your side :) Marry me pls :)
Jake Bad Boy™: I gotta go, jelly bean. I’m leaving this town, because I am angst. And you didn’t spend money on my backstory so there’s that. Catch ya later, potato salad.
Best Friend character: Mc you were suppose to be my friend! And now we are fighting for some stupid reason. Now pay to fix this, and also pay for me to get an li too, or I’m gonna die alone.
Mc: *does some dumb shit* Wow I can’t beleive I fixed everything :)
Book villain: gets arrested.
Bad Boi: I’m back, mc, and it is because I’m in love with you.
Mc: Wow you called me by my real name.
BaddBitch: don’t get used to it, Pickle Rick.
Mc: Wow what a crazy and expensive eighteen chapter ride! Now there’s only one thing left to do.
*sex scene for thirty diamonds*
Best Friend character, barging into mc’s apartment the next morning: Mc you’re never going to guess what happened.
*book ends on a cliffhanger to set up unnecessary book 2*