TelemachusLover @valdezsimp02 - Tumblr Blog

Saw this on the skyrim Wiki and decided it was them

(Art by @/millastaria)

you know what's fun about writing? You can make people you fucking hate as characters and then make other characters beat the shit out of them

I know I have

valdezsimp02

OH MY FUCKING GODS THANN YOU FOR THAT IDEA I LOVE IT, I NEEDED ANOTHER PROTAGONIST! THANK YOU SO MUCH

what has my friend done... I love him...

Why are you in my room

How did you get my adress

I think you tore my matress

Okay! Okay. Okay!

WHOAAAA

Ow.

Do you wish you had more tnt?

(relating to THIS post of urs)

HUH? WHAT? 😭😭😭😭 WHAT THE FREAK IS HAPOENING, MY FRIEND SAYS SOMEONE BROKE IN THE WINDOW AND FUCKE-

My friend said

Me: I swear if someone doesn't buy me a slushy I will commit a murder

Her:....

After buying slushies,

Me: My only motivation in life, the only thing that keeps me Not depressed. (The thing is gone in five seconds)

Her: I think you'll like JD.

Me: Who the fuck is JD?

Who is JD😭😭😭

chunkyform3

Okay, @valdezsimp02, this is for you, bro.

A FENNEC COLLAGE.

valdezsimp02

FENNMNNNNEEEEECCCCC

MY HUDBANDDDDDDDDD

my mom: my child is fine

Meanwhile: me on call at three am in the morning with my bestfriend

Me: IMTAKINGTHISHORSEBYTHEREINSMAKINGREDCOATSREDDERWITH BLOOD STAINS

Her: LAFAYETTE!

Me: AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTILL I SEE EM ALL DROP AND BURN EM UP AND SCATTER THEIR REMAINS IM-

Her: LAFAYETTE

Me: WATCH ME ENGAGING IM ESCAOING IM ENRAGING EM IM-

Her: LAFAYETTE

Me: I go to France for more funds!

Her: Lafayette !

Me: and I come back with more guns

#Halmiton #Burr #Guns and ships

spookedbees

piper posting in the year of 2026...I'm back in the fucking building again

beautyqueenoffical

guys look how pretty I am. @badboymcshizzle, @prettyperseus, and @blondsupermangrace

prettyperseus

Pipes…. They got it wrong I think

valdezsimp02

we want you to help out with my dating sim

HUH?

subtletwilighteternity

Join us

valdezsimp02

HUH

we want you to help out with my dating sim

HUH?

Fav movie character?

Enoch and Millard

I'm not even going to explain who they are Google it

Enoch and Millard

Enoch is just Emo

And Millard is so Sweet😭😭🥹😭🥹😭🥹😇

Okay so in amot of my stories, I mention a boy all my friends ship me with. But he's just my friend! Why do they ship me with him even though they know that? Well....

(Thunderstorm outside.)

(me and him swapped chairs so he could talk to the person beside me. Then...)

(flash of lightning and bang of thunder. All the girls scream)

Me:*Runs back to my chair, but since he's sitting on it, I sit on the floor, lean of his legs and lay my head on his lap bcus I'm so f-cking scared.*

Him: (Doesnt care.)

(there's more. Wanna hear the other parts?)

((also, He's just my friend!))

GUESS THE MOOT

🏝😭🫂

why do I keep thinking @lacy-gracie like that's not even your name. Hmmm. Idk. @causalshapeshifter is not your name... @theonlyaardvark this doesn't fit, and @bardorsomethinglikethat is instruments, @hyyl18 idk what would look like, @st4ry3mi I have no idea what your ur name means, @moonflower-wings-of-fire would be a dragon @chunkyform3 is probably cheese or fennec. IDK ! IDK! 😭😭

Name five songs you absolutely love and would die for

Ordianry- Alex Warren

Eternity- Alex Warren

Burning down- Alex Warren

You'll be alright kid- Alex Warren

Bloodline- Alex Warren ft. Jelly roll

Yah that's my favs

*spawns in your room*

Hello

*spawns out*

Oh my freak