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bardorsomethinglikethat

Yeah you can start over you can run free

You can find other fish in the sea

You can pretend it's meant to be but you can't stay away from me

I can't till hear you making that sound

Taking me down rolling on the ground

You can pretend that it was me but no- Oh!

Baby, I'm preying on you tonight

Hunt you down eat you alive

Just like animals

Animals

Like animals

Maybe you think that you can hide

I can smell your scent for miles

Just like animals

Animals

Like animals-mals

Baby, I'm

@valdezsimp02 I know its you

valdezsimp02

Why? What makes you think it's me? HOW TF DID YOU KNOW😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ITS ONLY BEEN THIRTY SECONDS SINCE I DID THAT!

i just realized there can't be more than three members in a trio so-

@bardorsomethinglikethat @causalshapeshifter @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyyl18

What are we?

A Frio

A family

A friend group

A bunch of idiots who spam each other's activity on Tumblr for no reason

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

Badically a summary of book 2

Mal: I dont like this guy

Alina: I have mixed feelings for this guy

Nikolai: I am the best I love myself so much

Tolya, Tamar, and literally the rest of the crew: this guys pays us. We love this guy.

#shadow and bone #seige and storm #nikolai lanstov #alina starkov #Malryn orestev #leigh bardugo

scruffy-the-rat

Tag game if you want it to be. Type 7 or more character names with your eyes closed. Characters can be from different fandoms. The next person has got to guess what character name you were attempting to spell.

Biztcha

C)a9je

ROan2nd

ALs8dtoe

Zoosbel

Hemrles

Riaverronipple

Ah such a great start.

Open tags!

bardorsomethinglikethat

Dartl dicon

Eixk frimes

Percy jakcosn

Jiccup jaddock

Rylans feace

Rocku

Odyyzsis

_________________________________________

Omg that was bad 😅

Ok for prev,

Idk

Caine?

Ryland?

Alastor?

Zooble

Hermes

Idk

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyyl18 @valdezsimp02 @fandom-hopper-official @flyerguardian @nicothehalfblood @lacy-gracie @cabinthreeproblems @impisback-tellafriend @causalshapeshifter

lacy-gracie

For prev,

??

Percy Jackson

Hiccup Haddock

Ryland Grace

Rocky

Odysseus

————————————

For me…

Pipwr nckeab

Sopbie foster

Keefe Senceb

Eca Stratg

Aphrodite (I’m sorry what…)

Jason hrave

Ineg fhaca

(I have my keyboard memorized sorry yall)

Tags

@l-zah1ra @causalshapeshifter @nicothehalfblood @ohhelloimsotired

nicothehalfblood

For prev

Piper idk McLean?

Sophie foster? (Tho idk who on earth that is)

???

Aphrodite

Jason grace

???

——————————————————————————————

annaveyh vhsdr

kir bakgrc (oh gods not even close, go by letter count for this one)

dravi malgoi

barru pitter

panop,e

alexr det js ilton

nivo ri wnh lo

I’m not very familiar with this device is my excuse

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @fandom-hopper-official @hyyl18 @st4ry3mi @circesnymph57 @written-by-char @potatoanarchist

circesnymph57

For prev:

Annabeth Chase

?

Draco malfoy

Harry potter

Penelope

Alexander Hamilton

Nico di angelo

-------------

Monika (oh yay)

Mrd mzannsdb (😭)

Lesyrt papdopilis

the lpng suied

Naysjkk

The sjigunhbnoins (😭😭😭😭)

Reuba aba fanjerx arelkabi (😭)

Thats it

Wtf is a sjigunhbnoins

Tags:

valdezsimp02

for prev:

Monika(idk who that is)

???(Idk)

Lester Papadopoulos 💥💥☀️☀️

The "something" ???(Idk)

IDKKK

???

For me: (Great herey go)

Leo Valdez(OH MY GODS MY KEYBOARD MEMORIZED HIM AYYYHYYYY)

Tlemachus

Cardan greenvriar (So close😭😭)

Wylan can eck (😭😭)

Draco malfor (why am I only getting the first names right?)

Queen fmory (😭😭 all hail queen Fmory!)

Nikolai Lanstov (HOLY SAINTS YAAAASSSSSS)

all of mine are correct first names😭😭 my keyboard memorzesd them. Taggggiesss::: (even if you already did this- ((cough)) @bardorsomethinglikethat ((cough)) 😔😊)

@whitestreamrct2 @causalshapeshifter

@bardorsomethinglikethat @mustard-in-a-bottle @chunkyform3 @iluvquicks1lvr @ziggykatzexual @stargazer56cipher @honey-minded-hivemind @st4ry3mi

(😭😭😭 where did @mulseas-hideaway go????)

bardorsomethinglikethat

I think yours are too easy wife, blame your keyboard 😉

Obvi Leo Valdez

Telemachus

Cardan Greenbrier? Idk who that is but uh, yea.

Wylan van eck

Draco malfoy

Queen Emory (idk who this is either)

Nickolai!!! My beloved

valdezsimp02

Nah ACTAULLY the last one is Nikolai from shadow and bone same as Wylan van eck from six of crows, BABY GIRL Cardan Greenbriar DA KING OF FOLK OF DA AIR and Queen Emory is wrong. C'mon, what queen do we know has those syllables? And ends with Ory?

Alright ima tell y'all a kinda fun y story

So at school we had these two classmates, Maia and Andres. Andres was a boy but he was very feminine and girly (he went like: Slayyyyy💅💅) And Maia was a girl who looked like a boy and is often mistaken for one and she acts like a boy and prefers being a boyish kind of person.

Now one time at my classmates birthday we went camping on his farm, and at the fire his mom said "Pick your tent mate, girls and boys cannot be in the same tent!" And one of my classmates pointed to Andres and Maia and said "What about them? The gay and the Tomboy?" And everyone burst out laughing

hyyl18

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

mamamothart

Ah nuts I hope I'm doing this right :')

@phantoy thanks for the tag!

For my name's context, I kinda stitched it together (from my husband's nicknames for me and my love for entomology) when I decide to make this art account as a platform in hopes of becoming a full time commission artist :)... and now it's all just Victor Gideon🤣🤣🤣

My favorite moth is the Buff Tip moth (Phalera bucephala)❤️

And for my lovely MOOTIES😘! @falsevacuum @gypseesgod @ivane-embraces-the-weirdness @xpinkchampagne97

ivane-embraces-the-weirdness

Okay, so contrary to everyone else here my username is literally nit that deep XD

It's just the Name of my OC/my alias/my self Insert +the explaination on my indulgance of soecial interests.

Because on thus Account I do more activrly cringy fan-stuff while on my other socials I post more professionally. (as professional as I can be at least)

Basically this⬆️

Moots:

@v4mp1r3enthus1a5t666 @luciethevampire @atleastitsnotasbestos @ulec-elec

v4mp1r3enthus1a5t666

Eeeeeeh...tbh I'm suprised my username doesn't make the lore bvious.

The Lore is. I am a Vampire Enthusiast. I love vampires. Vampires instresting. Vampire lore so hardcore. I love vampires since primary school, I used to play and PRETEND TO BE ONE IN PRIMARY SCHOOL 😭💀.

((I gotta post my views on vampires lmao smh XD))

Tagging da mooties. :3

@cookiebunny363 @bloodyoverdose @mostsanekazefan @santalart @i-am-the-jester @cabinthreeproblems @kamisamabest @kikosquid

cabinthreeproblems

Thanks for the tag 😂

my lore is also pretty simple, I’m a huge Percy Jackson fan and a daughter of Poseidon (I think I might also be a legacy of Apollo) and my whole bit is that I’m Poseidon’s problem child but that username was taken already :( anyways yeah there you go!

MOOTS SOME OF YOU HAVE WEIRD ASS USERNAMES GET OVER HERE

@ieatgoobers I’m looking at you

also @cryptidofthewest @bardorsomethinglikethat @beanzdabean @impisback-tellafriend @scionofthedaelkyr @girlyimsotired @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @subtletwilighteternity @loki-banana +all moots :3

bardorsomethinglikethat

Yayy, we'd be like, half siblings kindaaa cause im an Apollo kid.

Anyways, I did this tag game forever ago since my wife made it :3 and I scrolled allll the way down to the beginning to find mine and screenshot it for you, my wrist hurts now 😭

Tagging the fam even tho ik some of you have done this already. @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyyl18 @valdezsimp02 @fandom-hopper-official @flyerguardian @nicothehalfblood @ollietheocto @causalshapeshifter (I saw yours just now)

valdezsimp02

Why thanks for the tag my wife...

M'kay, mine is really simple. So back way way before, I made this Tumblr account called @valdezsimp(which is dead and only has like one post) but I had two devices, one with two accounts one with one. So since the one with two wasn't exactly mine we just used it for when the original got lost, I couldn't access my old account, kinda like with my other wife here: @isoldmysoultothefae and @causalshapeshifter

So I told everyone that I was going to make a new account called Valdezsimp2, but when I did- that name already exist, so instead I made this- Valdezsimp02 Because:

All da Ladies luv Leo!!!!!!

(I can't tag alot of PPL cause @bardorsomethinglikethat tagged all our wives and stuff)

@whitestreamrct2 @chunkyform3 @honey-minded-hivemind @stargazer56cipher @ziggykatzexual @iluvquicks1lvr

@ivyislazy (I really wanna know Urs)

scruffy-the-rat

Tag game if you want it to be. Type 7 or more character names with your eyes closed. Characters can be from different fandoms. The next person has got to guess what character name you were attempting to spell.

Biztcha

C)a9je

ROan2nd

ALs8dtoe

Zoosbel

Hemrles

Riaverronipple

Ah such a great start.

Open tags!

bardorsomethinglikethat

Dartl dicon

Eixk frimes

Percy jakcosn

Jiccup jaddock

Rylans feace

Rocku

Odyyzsis

_________________________________________

Omg that was bad 😅

Ok for prev,

Idk

Caine?

Ryland?

Alastor?

Zooble

Hermes

Idk

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyyl18 @valdezsimp02 @fandom-hopper-official @flyerguardian @nicothehalfblood @lacy-gracie @cabinthreeproblems @impisback-tellafriend @causalshapeshifter

lacy-gracie

For prev,

??

Percy Jackson

Hiccup Haddock

Ryland Grace

Rocky

Odysseus

————————————

For me…

Pipwr nckeab

Sopbie foster

Keefe Senceb

Eca Stratg

Aphrodite (I’m sorry what…)

Jason hrave

Ineg fhaca

(I have my keyboard memorized sorry yall)

Tags

@l-zah1ra @causalshapeshifter @nicothehalfblood @ohhelloimsotired

nicothehalfblood

For prev

Piper idk McLean?

Sophie foster? (Tho idk who on earth that is)

???

Aphrodite

Jason grace

???

——————————————————————————————

annaveyh vhsdr

kir bakgrc (oh gods not even close, go by letter count for this one)

dravi malgoi

barru pitter

panop,e

alexr det js ilton

nivo ri wnh lo

I’m not very familiar with this device is my excuse

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @fandom-hopper-official @hyyl18 @st4ry3mi @circesnymph57 @written-by-char @potatoanarchist

circesnymph57

For prev:

Annabeth Chase

?

Draco malfoy

Harry potter

Penelope

Alexander Hamilton

Nico di angelo

-------------

Monika (oh yay)

Mrd mzannsdb (😭)

Lesyrt papdopilis

the lpng suied

Naysjkk

The sjigunhbnoins (😭😭😭😭)

Reuba aba fanjerx arelkabi (😭)

Thats it

Wtf is a sjigunhbnoins

Tags:

valdezsimp02

for prev:

Monika(idk who that is)

???(Idk)

Lester Papadopoulos 💥💥☀️☀️

The "something" ???(Idk)

IDKKK

???

For me: (Great herey go)

Leo Valdez(OH MY GODS MY KEYBOARD MEMORIZED HIM AYYYHYYYY)

Tlemachus

Cardan greenvriar (So close😭😭)

Wylan can eck (😭😭)

Draco malfor (why am I only getting the first names right?)

Queen fmory (😭😭 all hail queen Fmory!)

Nikolai Lanstov (HOLY SAINTS YAAAASSSSSS)

all of mine are correct first names😭😭 my keyboard memorzesd them. Taggggiesss::: (even if you already did this- ((cough)) @bardorsomethinglikethat ((cough)) 😔😊)

@whitestreamrct2 @causalshapeshifter

@bardorsomethinglikethat @mustard-in-a-bottle @chunkyform3 @iluvquicks1lvr @ziggykatzexual @stargazer56cipher @honey-minded-hivemind @st4ry3mi

(😭😭😭 where did @mulseas-hideaway go????)

Is Grover goated??.. 🥺🥺 (literally)

Yahhh He is😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

Sorry in advanc, buuuuut...

SAVE ONE:

Leo Valdez OR Telemachus??

.......................

AHHHHHAHDHEWJKCKCKDLWOQLQLWDKFJFBDBFBCBNDNSJWIEPSPALSKAÑAÑQPQÑAWLKDNXNXBHZJCJGJRJEKWLSLWÑSKSNSNSWBFBFJRJEKWPWOWIRYRYYWJALDJFXBNXBCCBJXXMZMNXBXNXKROWOWOWU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???

WHYYYYYY WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

valdezsimp02

I don't ship valgrace-, just making a post for those who do.

leo: how come girls can say, girlfriend and mean it platonically but I can't say-

This is my boy toy twinky male wife Jason?

xxlynxrockzxx

because Jason isn't a fucking twink

circesnymph57

Oh but he is

xxlynxrockzxx

Twink is a young SKINNY gay/MLM man who presents more femininely who has no body hair THAT IS NOT JASON

JASON IS AT MOST A TWUNK YOU FAKE ASS FAN

valdezsimp02

DONT BLAME ME! I SAW IT IN AN EDIT AND JUST TYPED IT- BLAME WHOEVER MADE THE EDIT! tho I forgot who it was, maybe you'll find it searching Jason and Percy. (It was originally jercy but I changed it to Valgrace since that's more common) (That means Perseus and Leo are wrong😔😔)

yoursrosie

hot damn i usually see posts like these as screenshots on pinterest

valdezsimp02

Wutttttt????.............

valdezsimp02

I must know, which post of mine prompted you to follow me

You can me once. Now butter the fishes

copperwhore

wonderful choice

valdezsimp02

😔😔😔 You can me once. What was That was. Now butter the fishes.

valdezsimp02

I don't ship valgrace-, just making a post for those who do.

leo: how come girls can say, girlfriend and mean it platonically but I can't say-

This is my boy toy twinky male wife Jason?

xxlynxrockzxx

because Jason isn't a fucking twink

circesnymph57

Oh but he is

xxlynxrockzxx

Twink is a young SKINNY gay/MLM man who presents more femininely who has no body hair THAT IS NOT JASON

JASON IS AT MOST A TWUNK YOU FAKE ASS FAN

valdezsimp02

DONT BLAME ME! I SAW IT IN AN EDIT AND JUST TYPED IT- BLAME WHOEVER MADE THE EDIT! tho I forgot who it was, maybe you'll find it searching Jason and Percy. (It was originally jercy but I changed it to Valgrace since that's more common) (That means Perseus and Leo are wrong😔😔)

valdezsimp02

@badboymcshizzle herey, please tell these people why you said that? @xxlynxrockzxx and @circesnymph57

badboymcshizzle

well you see

it was a joke

i said it for the bit

valdezsimp02

does Jason know about this?

badboymcshizzle

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

valdezsimp02

My gods

I must know, which post of mine prompted you to follow me

You can me once. Now butter the fishes

valdezsimp02

I don't ship valgrace-, just making a post for those who do.

leo: how come girls can say, girlfriend and mean it platonically but I can't say-

This is my boy toy twinky male wife Jason?

xxlynxrockzxx

because Jason isn't a fucking twink

circesnymph57

Oh but he is

xxlynxrockzxx

Twink is a young SKINNY gay/MLM man who presents more femininely who has no body hair THAT IS NOT JASON

JASON IS AT MOST A TWUNK YOU FAKE ASS FAN

valdezsimp02

DONT BLAME ME! I SAW IT IN AN EDIT AND JUST TYPED IT- BLAME WHOEVER MADE THE EDIT! tho I forgot who it was, maybe you'll find it searching Jason and Percy. (It was originally jercy but I changed it to Valgrace since that's more common) (That means Perseus and Leo are wrong😔😔)

valdezsimp02

@badboymcshizzle herey, please tell these people why you said that? @xxlynxrockzxx and @circesnymph57

badboymcshizzle

well you see

it was a joke

i said it for the bit

valdezsimp02

does Jason know about this?

valdezsimp02

I don't ship valgrace-, just making a post for those who do.

leo: how come girls can say, girlfriend and mean it platonically but I can't say-

This is my boy toy twinky male wife Jason?

xxlynxrockzxx

because Jason isn't a fucking twink

circesnymph57

Oh but he is

xxlynxrockzxx

Twink is a young SKINNY gay/MLM man who presents more femininely who has no body hair THAT IS NOT JASON

JASON IS AT MOST A TWUNK YOU FAKE ASS FAN

valdezsimp02

DONT BLAME ME! I SAW IT IN AN EDIT AND JUST TYPED IT- BLAME WHOEVER MADE THE EDIT! tho I forgot who it was, maybe you'll find it searching Jason and Percy. (It was originally jercy but I changed it to Valgrace since that's more common) (That means Perseus and Leo are wrong😔😔)

valdezsimp02

@badboymcshizzle herey, please tell these people why you said that? @xxlynxrockzxx and @circesnymph57

valdezsimp02

I don't ship valgrace-, just making a post for those who do.

leo: how come girls can say, girlfriend and mean it platonically but I can't say-

This is my boy toy twinky male wife Jason?

badboymcshizzle

it's so unfair☹️☹️

valdezsimp02

Gods Leo, Jason isn't a twink apparently, I'ma let you talk to these people holdup - Zaza (Zoey)

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