american dumbfuck.

jesse: washed up singer of a hipster anthem dipped in chrome. corny, yet one of a kind. worldsabummer

[valentied]

my name is jesse (contrary to popular belief) and you may remember me from a black and white aesthetic blog you followed on tumblr in 2013 who wouldn’t shut the fuck up about my band or from the tiktoks where someone spills all their drama or kinks to our music. currently doing solo shit (stream so bad by jesse jo feat. me) and moonlighting as your blog’s #1 fan on tumblr. sorry for everyone who gets a fuck ton of notifs from me, i’m reading the morning paper. the number one way to my heart and my replies is sharing music, things that make you laugh, or your own feelings with me via text.

play reply roulette with me @ worldsabummer

[heyimboredtalktome]

[cantrells]

Today 21 years ago Nine Inch Nails played their iconic show @ Woodstock!

[iamoutofideas]

trent reznor ass blasting incident

[kittenchomp]

linus tech shits

[socialmaya]

[sevenminuteshadpassed]

[vampmilf]

toxic spotify generated playlists like "most skipped" "least favourite of your followed artists" "songs the furthest away from your preferred genre"

[jarring]

[metahoephosis-deactivated202212]

[caruliaa]

call me mr the frog the way im kermited to my girl

[skewclip]

if i was a bit would you commit to me 🥺

[zegalba]

Vivienne Westwood: Multi-Heart Orb Pendant (2020)

[effemimaniac]

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

[serotnin]

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

[mikey-hunter]

*exists* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

[valentied]

new jesse photo just dropped

sent from: the nursing home 📩

[valentied]

maybe i should celebrate my birthday with my biannual selfie

[valentied]

i got told that my worst red flag is the fact that i only drink half flat soda once and i can’t blame them

[exzouis-deactivated20250831]

rb with some red flags that are in your room