Val Small

"You don’t erase decades of neglect in a week, but you sure can get tired of staying angry about it." || Valerie Small || Dream Daddy RP || Indie || 18+ || Art by Seaside-cave & boolsart

[valeriesmall-blog]

I have returned, but who is still here? O.O’ plz like

[valeriesmall-blog]

[I love the character idea! Btw, can I just say that your playlist is absolutely DOPE?? Omg I have it open as a background tab while I'm doing other stuff.]

Haha! Thank you but I have @intoawhiskeybxttle to thank for the awesome playlist. She is the best! Also everyone should go check her Rob out I love them both!

[valeriesmall-blog]

"I'm not going back to jail!"

Val sighed looking disappointed in Lucien, if the kid didn’t start behaving soon he’d be going back to jail. “You need to clean up your attitude kid otherwise me or your dad won’t be able to help you… I’m being serious. Don’t take me for a fool.”

[valeriesmall-blog]

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

Val let out an ugly cackle “It’s a good joke, my girlfriend taught me that one and I thought it was so funny.” She then sipped her milkshake enjoying the Oreo flavour of it. “I love shake away so much who thought putting chocolate bars in milkshakes would be such a good business.”

[valeriesmall-blog]

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

Val giggled a little at her father, they had gone shopping or well she had dragged him to the shopping centre to get him some new smart looking clothes for his date. Although both had grown peckish since and Val had suggested McDonalds. “Here.” She offered him the rest of what he was missing towards the twenty box of nuggets.

[valeriesmall-blog]

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

Val’s eyes were wide looking to Mary, fuck she had been caught smoking weed. “Shit, yeah it is. Please don’t tell my dad..." He'd probably kill her if he saw her smoking weed. Her gaze was nervous and not looking at Mary directly hoping the woman wouldn’t tell Rob.

[valeriesmall-blog]

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

Val frowned at her dad “Why would you say something like that?” Her face was sad and just wanting to cry, she then leaned forward and hugged her dad. “Never say that.” It saddened her to hear her dad talk about death like that, despite everything she still cared about him, he was her father. Nothing would change that.

[valeriesmall-blog]

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

Val frowned at her dad “Why would you say something like that?” Her face was sad and just wanting to cry, she then leaned forward and hugged her dad. “Never say that.” It saddened her to hear her dad talk about death like that, despite everything she still cared about him, he was her father. Nothing would change that.

[auliicraval]

iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

[bevinget-archived-deactivated20]

Send me ♡ + a word, and I’ll write a headcanon.

[unless-its-a-farm]

Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With. Send me 3 names.

[valeriesmall-blog]

Team Small vs Team Christiansen?

[knifedadx-moved-deactivated2017]

“Please leave the light on.” (Smol Val)

@valeriesmall

“What’s the matter baby girl, you scared of the dark?”

[valeriesmall-blog]

She nodded and rubbed her eyes “Can you read me a bed time story daddy?” Val then cuddled her teddy and held onto her dad as he carried her. She loved her dads stories at bedtime especially the ones that turned out with a good ending.

[knifedadx-moved-deactivated2017]

“Please leave the light on.” (Smol Val)

@valeriesmall

“What’s the matter baby girl, you scared of the dark?”

[valeriesmall-blog]

Val nodded and tried to get back off her bed her dad had just put her on, she managed to climb off clutching her wendigo teddy and trying to grab Rob’s hand. “T-There’s a monster under my bed daddy… can’t I sleep with y-you?” The little girl looked at her bed with a fearful expression on her face.

[rp-meme-slut]

Send “🎀” to put a bow in my muses hair!

[valeriesmall-blog]

[Val’s Girlfriend]

I told y'all I’d post my headcanons about Val’s girlfriend so here’s a little info on her.

Her name is Jennifer Jung, JJ for short or well thats what Val has her down on her phone as. Which people assume is Val’s boyfriend but she’s quick to correct them! Jenn is half korean and half english, her mother is from Battersea near London and her Father from Korea.

Jenn and Val met in college, Val was a little bit of a mess from everything her father had put her through and struggled a lot emotionally and financially. Jenn offered friendship to Val and her parents offered to help her with money every now and then which was a massive help to her. The two soon moved out of student dorms and started renting a studio apartment together which was more than a little shabby but with a lick of paint and scrounging around for cheap furniture they made it feel like home.

In college Jenn was studying to become Veterinarian, she loved working with animals and wanting to care for them. They enjoyed each others company and would often go out so Val could take pictures with her polaroid camera. After college they moved to a better place where Val got her job and Jenn became an official working Vet. During the move they became serious about their relationship and became girlfriends.

[rppanda]

My Muse broke their wrist recently and can’t do much. Send 💦 to help them wash their hair