UNHhhh Sentence Starters:
It is so far fetched to believe that you are so special that you’re going to get butchered by a serial killer.
The odds are just not in your favor.
I am not a good person to sleep with.
I want to talk to you about adult films.
If I was a porn producer, my name would be Kris Jammer.
I don’t want to do some of the things that I watch the porn of.
How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?
How can we start over if the fighting never ends?
Hi, I’m the reason your dad left.
Is this about the movie Contact?
I will not Jodie Foster that kind of behavior.
I’m not talking about this anymore.
I don’t want to do this with you anymore.
I’m the witch that won’t turn you into a frog because amphibians are people, too.
You’re gonna die up there.
I told you we get too personal too quick.
I make loneliness work for me.
I’ve finally lost contact with reality.
You didn’t make it this far in life without selling something.
I think the only way we can fix this is through intercourse.
Is Thanksgiving on a Thursday this year?
Something that I’m thankful for is that you continue to entertain friendship with me when all I do is interrupt you.
I’m just looking for a guy that’s emotionally available, not full of bees.
I’m just tapping at the door of your love.
I’m more comfortable now. Is that okay?
I’m less comfortable now.
When we first started this, not only did I not know you, I had a low opinion of you.
I got a sunburn, and I’m fucked now.
Why are you wearing these?
It’s a long story, bitch.
Don’t ever sing to me again.
You are a disgusting, vile, worthless human being.
Honey, don’t even get me started, honey.
I don’t really understand the female sexual response.
I wish you wouldn’t. I wish you’d stop.
If it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.
I knew what was happening, and I still got scared.
The truth is sometimes dumb.
I’m not interested in any phone app unless it gets me laid.
I think it’s important to think about the type of old person that you want to be.
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