BAD DAD

"Got anymore of that wild in ya?" --- Dream Daddy Robert Small ask/art/rp blog --- LOOK I'VE GOT A WALL OF TEXT --- https://walloftext.co/badknifedaddy

[demilypyro]

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me: 

[freakxwannaxbe]

[kilianromero]

The answer : Four Roses Whiskey (1934)

[saying]

[maryne00]

[saschasteffenphotography-deacti]

[bpd-trichster]

Remember when I was emotionally stable? Yeah, me neither.

[perrfectly]

[badknifedaddy-blog]

Robert Small: I'm cool, I'm chill, I'm dark. I carry knives, wear leather jackets, drink straight whiskey and hunt for cryptids in graveyards at night, I am fearless. Bold. Brave. Fear me, cryptids, I will-

The woods: *mildly suspicious noise*

Robert Small: That's my cue to McFreakin' bolt goodbye

[cryptidhunterrobert]

so far we’ve had a fairy, mothman, the dover ghost, joseph, his twins, and a demon/ghost.

[creeptwins]

We’re definitely cryptids.

[frilly-feline]

[badknifedaddy-blog]

During Math exam

me: my answer = 23

answer choice: 170, 195, 264, 362

me: since 170 is closest to 23, that must be the answer

[cgpjokes]

[ruinedchildhood]

what’s going on

[potamikou]

It’s that day.

[janime6]

Don’t regret getting this book

[conwant]

Robert Small - Dream Daddy

Definitely the favorite daddy. How can you be so adorable you pineapple-on-pizza eating swine?!

[thepersonalquotes]

[perrfectly]