dark lesbian overlord

currently hyperfixating on neopets. you should chat with me there I have literally the same username

[atapi]

neo pet

[vaerhare]

☾ Eternal Lovers ☽

[pocket-deer-belly]

I think it’s pretty common knowledge by now. John Harvey Kellog, creator of the Kellogs brand of cereal, strongly believed eating cereal every day would surpress a person’s libido and make them not want to masturbate. However he could not predict one major factor that would undo all his work

[pocket-deer-belly]

[sailorcuba]

the fact that i can still draw them from muscle memory after all these years makes me go insane

[golden-astrum]

miku x grass type part TWO!

[bowsersex2]

[itsgwem]

let's solve this together!💪📔📐✏️🍎✨

[valethra]

you know, i was JUST thinking “man why did i stop using tumblr” and then i immediately see ppl getting irrationally angry about the roman empire meme and i’m like. oh right. this is the first place that was Like That.

[valethra]

god i spent the day at the county fair with my family today and… oh to have the unbridled whimsy and stamina of a child again. you’d eat a whole bag of cotton candy, ride twelve rides, eat a burger, ride fifteen more rides, win a plushie, then ride the ferris wheel when it gets dark to look at all the pretty lights. today i managed four rides, had a migraine the entire time, nearly threw up despite having eaten p much nothing all day, had to sit with my head between my knees for like twenty minutes, and then we were all so hot and tired we couldn’t be assed to have a meal there or wait till dark. which isn’t to say i had a bad time, i just. beat myself up about how i can’t even have fun correctly anymore. what happened

[makrustic]

Cliffside Breeze 🌊 'When the shores have just settled' Patreon | Twitter | Instagram

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

candy-hoarding dragon 🍬🐉

[valethra]

don’t wanna promise anything bc i keep not sticking to my guns about returning/migrating back over here, so here i am just… posting, but i’ve spent the last few days cleaning up my old posts and likes and getting smacked in the face with exactly HOW into hetalia i was, lol. it felt so distant until someone dmed me on twitter a little while back genuinely under the impression that i was the person who ran mspaintitalyandfriends and i had to be like “oh no no don’t be silly. i just made fanart that i submitted TO the blog and also had a bunch of unrelated olympics crossover fanart at around the same time”

[youwerelikeanangel]

happy 10th birthday to one the most iconic songs of this century so far

[fitzloves]

shipping two of your ocs together is such a ride bc you know they're endgame, you know how they feel about each other, you know every little detail of their relationship, but you have to bust your ass to get the content

[helnight]

oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached

[lazzarellas]

you guys can say what you want about redd but i think he's the funniest animal crossing character. he's like "here! for $6,000 you can have michelangelo's david. do not ask where i got it from"

[superextremehotdogsuplex]

[valethra]