Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
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Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
You've gotta have good biodiversity in your reasons for not killing yourself. Rotate them out like crops when the yield gets low and the soil poor. We're mixing our metaphors. Whatever helps it stick.
You like warm blankets. You like the sound of birdsong. You have a pet that needs taking care of. You have someone to outlive. You have a loved one. You think death would be boring. It's coming for you anyway. Death is patient. When was the last time you had cake? Your favourite musician is going on tour. Or maybe just a halfway decent band at your local bar. You've never seen an elephant. Isn't it amazing that the sky is blue? Aging is a gift not afforded to most. Don't let the bastard grind you down. You can't mend any suffering in the world with your death. You want to see if you can grow herbs on your windowsill. Killing yourself seems like so much effort. What does tiramisu taste like? You're trying to be curious. You're angry and spiteful. What you want more than to die is to rest. This sandwich is so good you don't want to die. Not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody, anybody who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. A stranger on the internet is holding their hand out and asking.
You haven't finished that book. It's almost strawberry season. There's a chrysalis on the porch that should open soon. There are pastries you've never tried. It's going to be sunny tomorrow. You're going to look very distinguished with gray hair. You have to outlive him. There aren't any easy ways to die. Your package is supposed to arrive on Friday. There are people who will love you that you haven't met yet.
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
Warm โข Solid โข Familiar || Caleb Widogast ||
A/n: I love this man.
The tavern was loud in the way most of your nights with the Mighty Nein tended to beโJesterโs laughter ringing bright and chaotic, Nott the Brave already halfway through another drink she absolutely shouldnโt have, and Beauregard Lionett arguing with Fjord Stone over something that had long since lost its point.
Caleb sat slightly apart from the worst of it, as he often did, a book open in his lap, though his eyes flicked up more often than heโd admit, tracking you, always you, like a quiet orbit he couldnโt break.
You were tired.
That bone-deep, slow exhaustion that crept up on you after too many days on the road, too many late nights, too much noise and movement and people. Your limbs felt heavier, your thoughts softer around the edges.
A yawn escaping your lips, sleep pulling at you as you slowly looked around the room and saw that the only open space...
Was Caleb's lap and of course, you didnโt think about it.
You justโฆ sat.
A soft plop, settling sideways across his thighs like it was the most natural thing in the world.
And for you? It was.
Warm. Solid. Familiar.
You sighed, already melting into the contact, your body instinctively relaxing against him.
But for Caleb Widogast, the world stopped.
Completely.
His spine locked, every muscle going rigid as if someone had cast Hold Person on him.
You.
Were.
In.
His.
Lap.
His book slipped slightly in his hands, forgotten instantly. His breath caught sharp, quiet, like he didnโt dare draw too much attention to the fact that his entire existence had just derailed.
โโฆIโโ
He didnโt finish.
Couldnโt.
Because you shifted.
Just a little.
Settling more comfortably, your weight fully resting against him, your head tipping toward his shoulder.
And then you exhaled. Long. Slow.Your body going soft.
Calebโs hands hovered awkwardly at your sides, fingers twitching like he didnโt know where they were allowed to go if anywhere at all.
โCalebโโ
Jester Lavorreโs voice cut through the noise like a knife wrapped in sugar.
โOh my god...adorableโ
He didnโt look at her.
He couldnโt.
Because if he moved if he did anything at all then you might realize what youโd done and pull away.
And he could not bear that, he did not want that, you deserve the rest.
โโฆDo not,โ he murmured, low and strained, eyes fixed firmly on the page he was no longer reading.
Jester was already grinning. โOh no, I am absolutely going to.โ
Across the table, Yasha Nydoorin glanced over, quiet but observant, while Beau leaned back in her chair, arms crossing with slow, dawning amusement.
โโฆYouโre not moving,โ Beau noted.
โIโcannot.โ
That got a snort out of Nott, who leaned over the table, squinting at him. โWhy not? Wizard boy forget how legs work?โ
Calebโs jaw tightened.
Because you were still there.
Still warm.
Still soft.
Still sleeping.
At some point he wasnโt even sure when you had fully drifted off. Your breathing evened out, your body completely relaxed against him, your cheek now resting against his shoulder like it belonged there.
It was like you belonged there.
And Caleb, Caleb did something dangerous.He let himself feel it.Slowly, carefully, his hands lowered.
One rested lightly at your side.The other after a long, hesitant moment settled at your waist.
Not gripping.
Not pulling.
Justโฆholding.
A protective, grounding touch.
โโฆShe is asleep,โ he said quietly, as if that explained everything.
โIt explains why youโre not breathing, yeah,โ Beau shot back.
โI am breathing.โ
โYouโre barely blinking.โ
Nott cackled, kicking her feet against the chair.โOh, this is so good. Look at him! Heโs gonna combust!โ
Jester leaned in closer, eyes sparkling.โCaleb, you know youโre allowed to enjoy things, right?โ
His ears went red, he parted his lips and turned his head away. โI am not....this is notโโ
His words faltered as you shifted again.A small, sleepy movement. Your hand warm and soft came to rest against his chest.
And of course, that is what did it. Calebโs entire body went impossibly still. Because now, now you were touching him.
Not accidentally brushing.
Not passing contact.
Resting.
His breath left him in a quiet, shaky exhale.โโฆBitte,โ he muttered under his breath, not even sure what he was asking for anymore.
โDid he just pray?โ Nott whispered loudly.
โI think he did,โ Beau replied, equally loud.
Jester clasped her hands together dramatically as she tilted her head to the side. "Oh, this is so romantic! Sheโs asleep in his lap, heโs having a crisis, itโs perfect!โ
Fjord grins leaning in. "I am never letting you live this down."
Caleb closed his eyes briefly.Trying to regain control, to ground himself, to remember how to function like a normal person.
It did not work, of course it didn't because you sighed softly in your sleep and leaned closer.
Fully settling into him.
And something in his chest broke open.It was warm, it felt...good.
โโฆPlease,โ he said, this time a little louder, though still soft, still careful not to wake you. โYou will be quiet.โ
Beau raised a brow. โOr what?โ
He didnโt answer immediately.Just looked down at you.At the way you trusted him.At the way you had chosen him without even thinking. "I do not think you want to find out."
The teasing stopped....well, mostly.
Beau rolled her eyes but leaned back, muttering something under her breath. Nott snickered but quieted. Even Jester softened, watching the two of you with a gentler kind of mischief as Fjord groaned rolling his eyes muttering how boring Caleb was being.
Caleb exhaled slowly.His thumb moved.Just slightly.A small, absent stroke against your side as your body relaxed more.
And so he let himself relax, finally. Book forgotten, conversation ignored, the entire world narrowing down to the weight of you in his lap, the warmth of your body against his, and the quiet, fragile realization that for once,just once he was allowed to have something good.
And he would sit there all night if it meant you didnโt wake up and take it away.
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only i can make you feel this good
warnings: NSFW CONTENT ; 18+ ONLY.ย [p in v sex, overstimulation, praise kink]. unsafe sex practices [no established relationship/boundaries/safe-words].
โThat cock looks good in you, doesnโt it?โย
He snaps his hips harder, pushing you down further into the mattress.
โAdmit it.โ
I'm the kind of guy you can always give it over to and I'll take care of it. Unless it is Doordash and then we're both fucked.
141 men finding out military!reader is only 19 after they break down from being overwhelmed and overworked??
โ this idea bounces around my head a lot actually and now i have a reason to write it down finally :) i wasn't sure if you wanted them altogether or separately so i did it separately because it's easier lol. i kept it platonic and sfw!
โ tags : gender neutral!reader, reader has a panic attack, descriptions of violence/injury/death, swearing, hurt to comfort, all platonic relationships, only half proofread
you're barging into the safehouse where he had said to rendezvous, gasping for air that your closed throat won't let through. the rifle held in your dominant hand is dropped as soon as the door is shut behind you, and you're clawing at the straps of your helmet and chest armor to get them off because it's too tight and it's too much and you can't breathe.
this wasn't your first mission. it wasn't even the bloodiest one you'd been on thus far. you could handle the gore and the death and the pure misery of the victims of these situations, because at the end of the day, you were helping them, right?
unless you were too late.
So cute!
Hello, I was wondering if it wasn't too much trouble could you write headcannons on how task force 141 + alejandro+ Rudy+ kรถing would react to someone getting aggressive with their s/o (physically or verbally your choice)
I absolutely live for my boys being protective
This is anon bc I'm too shy to ask on my main account xoxo
Ps your writing is amazing ๐๐๐
Aww hello! Itโs no trouble at all, I love writing this stuff! Donโt worry, I love anons so donโt be shy. Hope you like it!
141 boys + Kรถnig + Alejandro + Rodolfo bring protective of their s/o
Synopsis: Headcannons on how they would react to someone getting aggressive with their s/o
We love them protective boys
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oh oh - and if itโs not too much trouble to ask, an addition to mom/dad friend simon, maybe another hc where reader takes a bullet for him and heโs like "why would you do that" and sheโs all like "because your my friend" and heโs like "๐ฅน" rubbing my hands together deviously
so for anyone new, this post is a continuation of this request, but it can be read as a stand alone if you so choose! i will say simon may be a bit ooc but you've already been besties forever so it's fine. thank you to the anon who requested this, i hope i did it justice. now please, enjoy <3
This is literally one of my favorites! Ah!
headcanons for simon being the mom/dad friend to reader and her just eating that shit up? like yeah, that giant intimidating guy wearing a skull mask is my best friend. heโs really cute right? (he is)
anon your brain is huge and i love it, thank you for such a gorgeous request! just want you to know that your second request will be up sometime soon, i just wanted to split them! thank you again for requesting, i hope you enjoy <3
pt. 2
fair warning to anyone reading, this is my first time writing headcanons (more like a short story with bullet points because my oh my i got carried away) so please don't shoot! anyway, i've got some ideas rolling around in my head so just jump into it:
Delirium (Simon 'Ghost' Riley x Reader)
Summary: Being partnered with Ghost was never easy. However, when you find him bleeding out on the kitchen floor and delirious from blood loss, you make a discovery. The L.T loves to talk.
Requested by Anon: #57 You're shaking.
A/N: Some Sunshine to feed you while I work on Anything III.
Category: Mutual Pining
Warnings: Description of injury || Graphic language
You weren't a medic by any means.ย
There was the combat first aid course that you were all forced to do during basic training, but that had been a century ago. You'd handled your own injuries when an enemy sniper would get a lucky shot. Again, there's not much to do there other than put some pressure on it.
Otherwise, you were fairly inexperienced when it came to handling injured team members. There were shortfalls to being a sniper, hand-to-hand combat wasn't as relevant and having to provide first aid was rare.ย
You call them shortfalls because now, in a situation where those skills are required, you're fucking struggling.ย
Hi ! I your "๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐" story, is there a part 2 to see what would happen next ? :D :D
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Steven Grant | Moon boys x reader
๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฒ: ๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ข๐๐, ๐๐ญ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง ๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ฏ๐๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ'๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐๐ง ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฆ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐. ๐๐ง ๐ ๐๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง'๐ฌ ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐จ๐ซ, ๐ก๐ ๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ. ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ง ๐๐๐๐จ๐ซ๐.
Warnings: hurt/comfort, fluff and angst
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ย ย โ STEVEN STARED AT THE GROUND, TERRIFIED. Many questions were lingering in his head as he rubbed his forehead, quickly standing up from the couch and begin pacing around the living room. "This doesn't make sense. It's me but it's not me." Steven muttered.
ย ย You furrowed your brows as you stood up. "Steven." You called out worriedly, reaching out to grasp the back of his shirt, tugging it softly to get his attention. "Steven."
ย ย "No, someone's having a laugh!" Steven suddenly shouted causing you to flinch from his outburst as he turned around gazing down at you with wide eyes. "I don't know who the hell those bloody good looking men are but I don't have brothers! I never had a brother. I would remember if I had a brother. . .did you know about this all this time?"
ย ย Steven was going through a series of emotions but the most prominent emotion he was feeling was hurt. "You know all this time of these people and you didn't think of telling me!" Steven shouted, stepping back from you as his eyes softened with hurt. "You didn't tell me?" His voice broke as tears filled his eyes. His lips trembled as he tried to hold back his emotions. "Darling, we tell each other everything. We've been together since you went to Law school. I thought we had no secrets from each other."
ย ย Your heart pounded in your chest as you fiddled with the hem of the long sleeves of Marc's sweater. "I swear, I thought they were your brother's!" Your voice strained holding back the lump forming in your throat. "They. . .They told me not to tell you! I thought it was because they wanted to surprise you with us meeting since I never met your brothers."
"I don't speak Italian" is so funny to me!
Amazing job, even if it broke my heart.
Hi!! Could I have headcanons for sundrop, Freddy, and Monty(separate) with a gn night guard s/o whoโs basically the parent/guardian of Gregory??
Like maybe the time Gregory snuck into the pizza place the s/o was sick so venessa took over for them so the animatronics had no idea until one day they mention that they have a kid and the animatronics are like โah shoot fr bring them in!!โ And the s/o does and itโs just the feral child
Sorry itโs so long thanks for you time!!
Pair-ent.
Prompt ;; a situation where you tell your dear sweetheart that you have a son. You're nervous, beyond nervous actually, but quickly became so happy when they were okay and even asked you to introduce him to them. That happiness quickly turned into confusion when.. they knew him already?
Type ;; headcanons, fluff <3
Chars. Involved ;; g. freddy, monty gator, sunnydrop.
A/N ;; don't mind me just casually writing this, i know I probably should be working on the event asks but... i just love the idea of this ask sm. thank you for the idea anon! <333 also! this is an AU where gregory is not homeless and goes to school, etc! you being his parent. ALSO idk why these are so long okay I'm sorry-
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Glamrock Freddy.
You've been with Freddy for some time at this point.
He always knew you had such parental energy from the moment he laid eyes on you. It honestly makes him swoon for you even more.
Like, you just ooze of someone so caring when it comes to children, almost as if you have years experiences when it comes to them.
Little did he know that you absolutely do-
๐๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐๐ง'๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐๐ฌ.
โน pairing: the corinthian x reader
โน summary: how your favourite nightmare loves. this is a slightly dark version, as the corinthian is a nightmare. you don't expect someone like him to love someone in a good, pure way, do you?
โน warnings: descriptions of violence (eyeball popping), borderline nsfw (in par with his character since his only scenes are either being a serial killer or serial fucker)
โน word count: 3193
๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป with a voice that oozes charisma and is thick and sweet like honey, (makes you want to open your mouth to him), you bet words will be the love language he uses in abundance. but is he talking to you sweetly or manipulating you? does it really matter?
morpheus seems to have given the corinthian the verbal skills he himself lacks
this nightmare is a talker. as you can see by how hooked everyone is on his words, from little jed, naive rose, and by inspiring a cult of serial killers, this man knows how to use his looks and his words to get people to do what he wants: to trust him
but the first time he meets you, he is speechless
the person he's talking to and who he was going to kill later that evening, is forgotten as he's too struck to do anything else but look at you curiously. your eyes meet across the room, and the room goes in a bit of a haze as all he can see is you.
obsessed with you immediately, and he doesn't even know why (guess he takes after his creator in having intense, all-consuming relationships)
approaches you and talks to you immediately. in minutes, has your back against a wall, his body covering yours from others and has your attention the entire night. has one hand on the wall beside your head
stands close enough that you can smell his aftershave and woodsy cologne
he has never lathered on as much sweet talk to a person as he did that night to you
by the end of the night, you are as consumed by him as he is by you
he loves to talk to you. domestic bliss with him is him telling you all about his dayโthe weather, the news, what he had for lunch
abundance of pet names, but mostly sweetheart, baby, and a little darlingโall said with that slowed, drawl of his that just hearing is enough to make you tense and your breath hitch
enter: praise talk (is this still sfw?)