valjeansuggestions

ask box is open!

[valjeansuggestions]

does anyone else feel the need to be buried alive or is that just me?

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

Dear Javert, tell Monsieur Valjean not to steal me --the chosen bread

Don’t you think I have tried? He doesn’t listen

[valjeansuggestions]

at this point i just do it to annoy you

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

Why do you like annoying me so much?

[valjeansuggestions]

it’s entertaining.

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

How is me wanting to stab you with a sword entertaining

[valjeansuggestions]

because you’re a melodramatic drama queen

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

Who said I was a woman

[valjeansuggestions]

do you have to be a woman to be a queen? didn’t think so

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

Dear Javert, tell Monsieur Valjean not to steal me --the chosen bread

Don’t you think I have tried? He doesn’t listen

[valjeansuggestions]

at this point i just do it to annoy you

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

Why do you like annoying me so much?

[valjeansuggestions]

it’s entertaining.

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

How is me wanting to stab you with a sword entertaining

[valjeansuggestions]

because you’re a melodramatic drama queen

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

Dear Javert, tell Monsieur Valjean not to steal me --the chosen bread

Don’t you think I have tried? He doesn’t listen

[valjeansuggestions]

at this point i just do it to annoy you

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

Why do you like annoying me so much?

[valjeansuggestions]

it’s entertaining.

[thesymski]

tbh one of the more subtly chaotic fandoms was les mis, because modern aus became so common they stopped being labelled all the time because it was just Assumed it’d be a modern au. but there were still original time period works scattered in so you’d have a fucking schrodinger’s cat situation where everyone is both in 1800’s and the current day until someone whips out a cell phone

[pilferingapples]

if it’s not tagged I’m just assuming everyone’s chillin’ at the Starbucks in waistcoats and leg-of-mutton sleeves

[cosette-defence-squad]

i don’t care if it’s tagged i assume even canon les miserables to be a merge of modern and past, they just intermingle and exist at once.

[blondeaus-funeral-oration]

See: the les mis suggestion blogs

[pontmercysuggestions]

We are just dead people running blogs on a website that was created two hundred years after we were born.

I see nothing wrong with that. :-)

[jehansuggestions-deactivated202]

not to mention we all speak English somehow…  ✌(ツ)

[valjeansuggestions]

time doesn’t exist.

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

Dear Javert, tell Monsieur Valjean not to steal me --the chosen bread

Don’t you think I have tried? He doesn’t listen

[valjeansuggestions]

at this point i just do it to annoy you

[valjeansuggestions]

monsieur valjean, baguette bready, for i am compiling a list of bread puns for your usage. they are for revenge, dough i don't think you'll need all of them. Feel free to use that one. --loafsuggestions

thanks but no thanks, i think i’ll scare away javert even more if i start telling bread puns as well as confessing my love for it

[valjeansuggestions]

here’s a loaf of bread

[valjeansuggestions]

John McJohn, how are your parents John and Joanne doing?

they're dead.

[valjeansuggestions]

why does this website have a flashing coin at the side of the screen? have they found out about what i did to poor petit gervais????

[valjeansuggestions]

bread reli-jean

why do you have to do this

[valjeansuggestions]

me when people don’t respect the bread religion

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

There is no such thing as a bread religion, Jean

[valjeansuggestions]

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

I am just saying, where is your Bible like structure? What is your holy book of this religion? 

[valjeansuggestions]

[valjeansuggestions]

me when people don’t respect the bread religion

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

There is no such thing as a bread religion, Jean

[valjeansuggestions]

[valjeansuggestions]

me when people don’t respect the bread religion

[valjeansuggestions]

To loaf another person is to see the face of God

yes

[valjeansuggestions]

leave the galleys and become a baker - the one TRUE profession in this world

[valjeansuggestions]

valjean valjean valjean... loaf is going to make a blog for dating advice at this point

please do