res' pandora box

contains rants and r18 stuff, mostly about Blade, interact at your own risk DO NOT TRACE MY STUFF ty uwu

[valkresdarkside]

Posting these here bc I can't find most of them on my main hrgh apparently the content warning hides them from the tags 😒😤

Anyways,

Fics would be tagged as #resfic and art would be #resart 🙏

[valkresdarkside]

The realization that I met a freaking Huey but I was too focused on his nosecone and not his ass has destroyed my pride in helofuckery

[valkresdarkside]

Me: (tries to draw again and gives up after a whole hour)

My Spotify: (plays the Skipper Tries To Fly OST)

Me: (glares at my phone) are you mocking me

[valkresdarkside]

Just a thought but the Hughes 500 in the air force museum was so smol, like, the main fuselage was shorter than me

I can technically peg Nick...?

[valkresdarkside]

Why did they behead my boy

[thyrell]

the little car fetuses they use for showcasing car paints...

[thyrell]

theyre called speed shapes?????

[thyrell]

fuckin my car and 9 months later it gives birth to a beautiful litter of speed shapes

[transpotato5]

sometimes i forget that i need to talk to my friends in order to talk to my friends

[valkresdarkside]

Two days after the museum visit and I'm still emotionally attached to the Huey and the Fokker F-27

I miss those babies man I haven't said my goodbyes to the Friendship....

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[dirtycarsconfessions]

ik i sound insane but hear me out on the ferraris cuz they be so drop dead gorgeous

ppl wanna fuck real ferarris so im sure yr not alone

[valkresdarkside]

To the dumbass who turned on the theater's lights during the last half of the movie I hope you get stuck in traffic tonight bc my tears during the Val Kilmer scenes were visible to others hhhhhhhhhhh

Anyways I got home and a bell 407 passed so we're good now (nod)

[valkresdarkside]

TOP GUN MAVERICK ON 4DX WAS PEAK HOLY SHIIIIIEEEEETTTTTTTTT THAT WAS FUN AS HECK I NEED TO REWATCH IT

I LEGIT SCREAMED SILENTLY DURING THE DOGFIGHT SCENES AAAAAHHHHHHHH

[valkresdarkside]

Quick blewd before work

[valkresdarkside]

Perangnya kapan kelar ya tuhan ini helikopter ga lewat2 gara2 fuel prices naikkkkk

[callsign-ryker]

harga tiket pesawat pada naik drastis semua wkwk. asli mau liburan kesana malah lebih mahal 😭

eh tapi menariknya disini masih pada sering lalu lalang sih heli nya. biasanya tentara yang beroperasi, private company kadang-kadang.

[valkresdarkside]

Sangat riil bjir padahal rencananya mau pulkam malah gk jadi 🥲

AYO TUKERAN TEMPAAATTTT KAMU KE BLOK M AKU KE SANA NGELIAT HELIKOPTER 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[valkresdarkside]

Perangnya kapan kelar ya tuhan ini helikopter ga lewat2 gara2 fuel prices naikkkkk

[valkresdarkside]

A moot pointed out that me being an ass-over-boobs person explains why I find Blade hot (stares at the 10+ ass shots of Blade in the movie)

AW139/169/189 are the hottest helos fr (nod nod) like u can see them flying and u can see that underside/rear and you'd be able to know that's a Leonardo helo

I have learned how to tell the differences between helicopter rears (nod)

[bunchasticks]

chibi sukhois