res' pandora box

contains rants and r18 stuff, mostly about Blade, interact at your own risk DO NOT TRACE MY STUFF ty uwu

[valkresdarkside]

Posting these here bc I can't find most of them on my main hrgh apparently the content warning hides them from the tags 😒😤

Anyways,

Fics would be tagged as #resfic and art would be #resart 🙏

[valkresdarkside]

ORDERED A LACOFD CAP LESGOOOOOO

We've already acquired:

LAFD

CDF (technically CALFIRE)

VCFD Air Ops

National Park Services

LACoFD (incoming)

So now the rest of my list would be...

Current CALFIRE logo

OCFA

SDFD

US Forest Services

Coulson or 10 Tanker if they had any caps

I can't visit California to see the aerial firefighting but I can get their caps instead (nod)

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[valkresdarkside]

I need a Patch diecast

And the Planes 2 Racer Dusty diecast

And Sparky diecast

God pleeeeaaaasseeeee it has been two years already

[valkresdarkside]

Why is his mouth like that 😭

[callsign-ryker]

It looks like it wasn’t from the official edit tho. By the looks of the surrounding content, I think this is for a Planes FR birthday themed party? Old and grumpy blade wouldn’t cheer up those kids haha.

[valkresdarkside]

Yeah someone sells a Disney Planes bday cake topper set on shopee and that's the Blade they have lmao

They even made Ripslinger smile 😭

[valkresdarkside]

Why is his mouth like that 😭

[dyscomancer]

war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all

[hyperborean-ice-fairy]

hideo kojima

[valkresdarkside]

I think my first heartbreak was Concorde bc like, my 2-5 y.o self loved reading the Concorde-related pages in the transportation and aircraft encyclopedias my mom gave me, only to find out that it got retired a month before I was born smh

[valkresdarkside]

Morning shenanigans:

- was being sad in bed while scrolling down shopee livestreams

- no aviation related caps -> found a seller selling secondhand toys

- "ah I'd take a junk Blade toy atp"

- got the feeling of being stabbed on the back

- thought it was a sign for aviation caps -> found none

- scrolled more

- found a livestream of someone else selling secondhand toys, a Blade toy was being shown on the camera

- someone had bought it five seconds prior to me asking abt him

- got sad again

- my fav helo passed close and low

- my dumbass forgot my glasses

[valkresdarkside]

Having diecasts really helps when ur eyes are all fucked up bc now u can draw ur fav charas by remembering the details u touched (nod)

[valkresdarkside]

Bought a Disney Store Echo diecast but he got damaged during shipping I'm gonna curl in the corner smh

[valkresdarkside]

Uhhhh the once-in-three-months "how accurate can I draw Blade without any references" idk

Didn't include the white strips and his n number bc I was lazy lol

[valkresdarkside]

Uhhhh the once-in-three-months "how accurate can I draw Blade without any references" idk

Didn't include the white strips and his n number bc I was lazy lol

[valkresdarkside]

The realization that I met a freaking Huey but I was too focused on his nosecone and not his ass has destroyed my pride in helofuckery

[valkresdarkside]

Me: (tries to draw again and gives up after a whole hour)

My Spotify: (plays the Skipper Tries To Fly OST)

Me: (glares at my phone) are you mocking me

[valkresdarkside]

Just a thought but the Hughes 500 in the air force museum was so smol, like, the main fuselage was shorter than me

I can technically peg Nick...?

[valkresdarkside]

Why did they behead my boy