What do I blog about? Everything.

Thought bubbles - without all the bubbly stuff and with all the words.

[valkyrianpandabear]

What if factories made cakes, then turned them into cake mix for us to make at home?

[steverogersnotebook]

“you miserable vomitous mass”

[hiddleshoneybunny]

Mah baby Westley!

[valkyrianpandabear]

Deja vus are just memories during death. Sometimes we intertwine paths with others dying with us, in which they have a deja vu of us doing something with them. Crossing over is never alone. It only feels as if another lifetime has occurred because we relive everything once more.

[valkyrianpandabear]

Ya know how some people say that when a person comes back to life they either return as their good self or their evil self? John Winchester must have returned as his evil self. Thus, Negan was born.

[valkyrianpandabear]

Wikipedia is always true. I saw him be one once.

[splitscreen]

everybody loves steven

[valkyrianpandabear]

Plot Twist: Hans was truly in love with Anna and had pure intentions. Anna was the one using him in order to gain control of Arendelle and banish her sister forever.

[valkyrianpandabear]

This girl I went to school with told me this story about her dad: He was on the playground in elementary and this kid came up to him and asked if he wanted the rest of his chocolare bar. Her dad refused, simply because he legit didn't want any. Well, the kid ended up just shrugging and tossing the candy onto the ground. Moral of the story: When offered something, you don't always need to decline. It may just end up going to waste.

[valkyrianpandabear]

Are farts butt burps or are burps mouth farts?

[refinery29]

[lurkeymclurkerson]

I’m really going to miss her 💔

[valkyrianpandabear]

Tell me why Negan came out dressed like he was gonna crash a G-Eazy concert?

[guapular]

[asexualveganmystic-deactivated2]

Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?

[bwansen]

Yes.

[togglepop]

lois is this you

[valkyrianpandabear]

Me as the judge of cutthroat kitchen

Me: this dish has some really good umami

Alton Brown: this is an ice cream dish

Me: as I was saying the umami is just... so umami

[forever-an-enigma]

Cutthroat Kitchen

I like how the show began as Alton creating sabotages like “buy this and you can take one of your competitor’s basket items”, but now he’s like “buy this and you can physically STAB one of your competitors IN THE STOMACH and harvest an organ of your choice”.

[valkyrianpandabear]

Cutthroat Kitchen like:

Judge: The challenge was 'spaghetti and meatballs' and this looks like a hamburger sprinkled with dry ramen.

Chef: Well, Jet, this is how my mom made it when I was a kid so I just have fond memories.

Alton: *looks directly at the camera*

[valkyrianpandabear]

Every Chef on Cutthroat Kitchen Ever

At first: I'm going to be making a delicious five-spice five-layer chocolate cake with a lovely Madagascar vanilla fondant topped with a decadent cranberry peach coulis

Later: Today I've made for you this plate of garbage

[valkyrianpandabear]

Cutthroat Kitchen -- A Summary

Alton Brown: *auctions off lemon meringue pie*

Chef 1: *buys pie for $160 trillion dollars and gives it to Chef B* u look like u can handle this ;) ;) ;) ;)

Chef B: it OK i once ate a slice lemon meringue pie at my gran mama's when i was 8 yrs old so i kno exactly how to incorporate this into my chicken parmesean

Chef C: im super duper stoked i didnt get given this auction bc im already handcuffed naked to an elvis impersonator inside a fish tank n i have to do all my cooking on this antique shotgun from altons basement that he used to shoot cats when he was in middle school :)