Just, Loyal, Patient

reincarnated Helga Hufflepuff

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Rowena Ravenclaw & Helga Hufflepuff-Harry Potter

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bonfierhearts‌:

@valleybroaded wanted garrett !

       as garrett approached the entrance to the hufflepuff common room where he promised he’d pick helen up to walk to dinner together,  he suddenly recalled something he’d seen while using his cousin’s desktop computer back at the farm.  ( he was a bit shite at it at first,  but garrett now grimaced at the sight of a quill and parchment. )   when helen stepped out of the portrait,  he was staring at a point on the doorjamb.  ❛ shouldn’t there be one of the  –  oh fuck, don’t make me pronounce it,  the stick thing you put on the door. ❜

She’d been engrossed in a paper before she realized it was dinner time, and that Garrett would be waiting for her. Helen nearly ran out of the portrait when she realized, flustered enough to squint in response to his question, confused for a solid minute, looking back and forth between where he was pointing and his face. With a sudden gasp of realization, she laughed. “A mezuzah? No...yeah, that’s the thing. I guess. Hufflepuff isn’t really considered a Jewish household, I suppose. Maybe someday, if I have my own place, that’s where I’d hang one if I felt like I wanted to. Although...the rest of the students should have the option of hanging one at their houses, shouldn’t they?”

[desultory-suggestions]

She’s like warm days, sunshine, honey and love.

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bonfirehcart‌:

   “i think that cuts out the majority of my diet,”  garrett says flatly, thinking on it for only a moment before he’s shrugging and moving along with the conversation.  growing up on the farm, he’s tended to eat whatever his aunt or mother puts in front of him, without too much complaint.  there’s only a few things he won’t clear off the plate.  “right, our own rules.  okay.  so what’s rule number one?  besides  ‘don’t be a dick.’” 

“Don’t be a dick is a good place to start.” She threw his shrug back with one of her own, tilting her head back and humming in thought. “I mean, it covers a lot of the basics. Maybe that could be the main rule, and then we’ll get into specifics after it. Oh! No pretending not to be picking your nose when you’re actually picking your nose. No one likes a liar.”

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cedric:

[incorrect-slytherin]

Do-nut touch

Hufflepuff: hey do you know what happened to all of my powered donuts?

Slytheirn: no sorry.

Hufflepuff: what’s that white stuff on your robe then?

Slytherin, panicking: that’s cocaine

[phineasnigellus]

shrewd slytherin, from fen.

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Helen *takes a deep breath* 

Helen: i lo- 

Anyone who has spent five seconds around Helen ever: yes, you love Rachel, we know, you love Rachel so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Rachel, we KNOW , you love Rachel you fucking love Rachel ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE Rachel. WE GET IT.

@fairglenned

[thnks-fr-th-feels]

Hannukah

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bonfirehcart‌:

   “pretty sure ruling the world means we get to make the rules ourselves,”  said garrett cheekily, raising up thick dark eyebrows to make his point.  he swung their hands back and forth in an exaggerated arc, just because he could, as he listened to her speak.  “i mean… bacon’s always the right answer.  wait,”  a pause as he clicked his tongue.  “aren’t you, like…. not supposed to eat bacon?  because it’s not kosher?”  

“If I kept kosher, you would be a thousand percent correct. Bacon, unless it’s turkey bacon isn’t kosher. And meat and cheese together is never kosher.” She’s oddly proud of him for asking. He pays attention to detail and is curious enough to ask. That’s a good trait to have. “We’re making our own rules, remember?”

[penelopemitchell]

what is the last thing you remember?    i took this drug. it was really beautiful. and then it ended. it was like a nightmare.  

the fear of darkness (2015)

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bonfirehcart‌:

garrett decided to take this game as far as it could go before he got in trouble, likely farther, too.  “between my medallion and your special earrings, we’ll make fewer terrible decisions…maybe.”  lunch was always a good idea though, so garrett hopped up to his feet and held out his hand for her.  “lady’s choice.” 

“Or we’ll end up making more of them. Either that, or we’ll end up ruling the world. Then we’ll have to really follow instructions.” She laughed, finally breaking so that she could take hold of his hand, and stand alongside him. “I think a toasted cheese sandwich would really hit the spot. Maybe with tomato....and bacon.”

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bonfirehcart‌:

   “everyone needs their shtick.  this one’s gonna be mine.”  as if the whole godric thing wasn’t enough, really, but this was at least one that garrett could jest about openly.  “tell you what though.  the medallion also says we should go get some lunch.”

“So you’re saying the medallion is something I’m going to have to make friends with. Got it.” She nods, as if making a deal with a junk store trinket. “Oh, lunch. I’ll have to check with my special earrings, hold on.....They said that lunch is a great idea.”

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bonfirehcart‌:

    “there’s nothing subtle about the medallion.”  it was a cheap trinket he’d picked up at the pound shop because it was both there and, well, a pound.   “you should hear what it’s got to say about a few choice people we both know.” 

“Issat so? The medallion is a little gossip as well as a master strategist, hm? No wonder you listen to it so intently.” She has no idea where this game is taking them, but it’s him, and it’s fun, so she plays along.

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bonfirehcart‌:

“yeah, only to me, because i’m special.  mum even said so.”

“I’m so very happy for you. Does it say interesting things at least? Or just subtle criticisms?”

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bonfirehcart‌:

     “ – the medallion says that’s stupid, so we’re not going to do it.”

“the medallion talks now, huh?”