i got big bi

sex is good but have you heard Miraak's voice?

[nerevart-deactivated20190127]

Cute Lucien x Reader headcanon: nuts surgery

You: I’m so nervous 😖

Lucien: don’t worry it’s gonna be okay 😍

[After surgery]

You, waking up: where’s Lucien

Doctor: who do u think gave u the nuts

RB if you cried 🤧😥😭

[ktmshiimoved-deactivated2022020]

you kno that one samurai cat pic……yea

[scarecrow-hero]

So Jack Black got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and was posing for pictures and 

[bp-in45]

imnotsorry

[powerfulwizard]

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

[scaryoke]

you can block me but you can’t block the truth

[paar-pahlok]

Kodlak: hey, no swearing. What are we?

Vilkas, Farkas, Aela, and Skjor: werewolves not swearwolves...

[baelonthebrave]

vilkas: I deeply regret this but I cannot go any further on this quest as the loss of kodlack has driven me mad with grief and vengeance. such emotions should not taint a holy place like this

farkas: spiders? bitch bye

[soulstealer1987]

Dragonborn, to Mercer Frey: I lived bitch

[awesomenarwhal-deactivated20200]

Lucien Lachance in Oblivion: Oh shit I’m dead.

Lucien Lachance in Skyrim:

[sketch-a-day-ghoulie]

Apparently the gif just… doesn’t show up on mobile when I answer asks with it. But I could not stand to let everyone on mobile miss out on this nightmare fuel lovely image

[paintskyrim]

I lowkey kinda suck at art suddenly wow I hate myself

Its Lucien Lachance but instead of the sterotypical way of how tumblr depicts him I used Mads Mikkelsen instead

[wildhumanhasappeared]

How it feels reporting and blocking porn bots.

[imx-remade-deactivated20181210]

I hear the drums echoing tonight But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation She’s coming in twelve-thirty flight Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me toward salvation I stopped an old man along the way Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies He turned to me as if to say, “Hurry, boy, it’s waiting there for you.” It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what’s right Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti I seek to cure what’s deep inside Frightened of this thing that I’ve become It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had “Hurry, boy, she’s waiting there for you.” It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

[blastoisarchive]

[emmavakarian-theirin]

i could have SWORN i posted this already but apparently not so here

[knight-owl-arts]

proper battle tactics