Robots 🤤

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Rules and other stuff

🔞MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED🔞

Kinks, robogore, dubcon/noncon, and shipcest are allowed, and will be tagged properly.

Confessions regarding underaged characters will NOT be posted. (There is very little chance to do any of that with Transformers anyway, but I figured I'd add it just in case).

No ship, character, or kink bashing in your confessions.

All asks will be posted anonymously, but feel free to claim in tags.

"valveplug" will be used as a general nsfw tag regardless if valves are involved or not.

confessions spend over a week in queue! queue is CURRENTLY set to 7 a day, but I adjust this based on number of confessions.

Extra:

I am a full time college student with a job, I try to answer questions in a timely manner, but I am a busy person.

There is another valveplug confessions account, but it's become inactive, and I miss having a constant stream of other people's horny TF thoughts, so I made my own blog. However if that blog ever becomes active again then we'll have two beautiful valveplug confession blogs coexisting <3 peace and love on planet earth <3

(admin is 23 and uses it/any pronouns)

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Idk why, but Knockout and Breakdown are so special to me. Like there's something about the "bad guys" having their own relationships and also being in love, and you look at them and I just think man, they just get each other, they were made for each other. I wish there were more fics about them fucking emotionally, like all lovey dovey and stuff, old married couple levels of domestic lovemaking and getting eachother and just the sweetness of routine and knowing someone so well. In some universe they are happy and they get to have each other like that

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If interface was canon in the Skybound continuity, Megatron would be a sex god. You can't look at a mech that old and battle-hardened and tell me he's never had sex at least once before. That man is a dominant top through and through and I will die on this hill.

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“god getaway is such a horrible person I need to leave him and tell everyone the truth about such a pure piece of shit he is this whole plan has gotten way out of hand” atomizer thinks while collared on the ground panels wide open panting whining waiting for getaway to come back

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windblade tiddies 🤤🤤 in my mouth 🤤🤤🤤 so cushiony 🤤🤤🤤🤤 imagine sleeping on them 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 meows in lesbian

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hey just a reminder to yall that f*tanari is a transmisogynistic (edit: and intersexist) slur and im not going to be posting confessions using it whatsoever.

anon, I'm just gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you didn't know, if you would like to resend your confession without that word, feel free (uhh preferably without the word for little people aswell... I'm not really sure what the general consensus with that word is these days but I'd rather be safe than sorry). since your confession was long, if you'd like me to just copy and paste it and resend it myself, I'm willing to do that, I'll just cut out that whole paragraph.

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the decepticons taking turns railing megatron until he's full and can't walk ok bye

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Airachnid chases Arcee and the latter runs from her in order to save Jack, unfortunately Airachnid catches up to her and abducts her (ignore jack his bumass was left behind). Next thing you know Arcee's tied up and getting her valve and chassis stimulated until she begs for Airachnid to stop. ok yeah smite me.

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Constructiprowl but Scrapper gets revived and everythings tense and a little awkward, and Prowl and Scrapper start bickering more and more and at one point things are starting to look bad so the other Structies flee (tactical retreat, there's no stopping Prowl at this point after all), only for them to feel the pair overload together through the bond a few hours later. They missed out. (This results in Prowl and Scrapper having to deal with a pile of needy Structies, rip to anything else they needed to do that day)

Thoughts on ScrapProwl positioning? Mine are that they absolutely scissor, and Scrapper is more inclined to valvedom than Prowl, but neither of them are big on spiking (thats what the other Structies are for lol)

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im gonna get really weird about tfp airachnid,,, id totally let her put me in her collection and let her have her way with me shes so hot

airachnid please let me hump one of your spider legs til i nut please i am begging you

she can use me as a toy any time all the time please use me as a fleshlight airachnid pleaseeeeeeeee

fuck it airachnid can lay eggs inside me i do NOT care ill gladly give up my body to carry some insecticons airachnid pleaseeeee

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Hmmm... so while i dont really like the design philosophies and style choices of tf prime, god DAMN do i love the thighs on most of those bots. Also holy shit why is op so snatched???

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I am on my hands and knees for Skyfire/Jetfire, he's naturally big as fuck, grown men fit in the palm of his hand.. (IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME 💔 /Silly)

He would be a sucker for cuddly sex, his partner gently petting and caressing his face while he whines and ruts into them. The only thing stopping him from pounding them into the ground is him being to scared of ripping his partners in half, too damn big 😔.

I like to think he gets really embarrassed if his partner wants to spike him cause he gets aroused too easily and overloads x2 faster than if he's spiking. He doesn't care if they're only half his size, that spike is still too much for him, he's definitely giving people crazy egos about their spike size/skill, but he's just wicked sensitive <3

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tailgate with rape fantasies who feels /very/ guilty about it. before he and cyclonus got together, he'd fantasize about cyclonus climbing into his berth when he's recharging and having his way with him, tailgate overloads SO HARD to the idea of waking up to cyclonus inside him. or he'll think about cyclonus locking the door of their shared hab and pinning him against the wall, or holding him down on the floor. it would be SO EASY. they share a room, and tailgate can't fight him off, he'd be absolutely defenseless.

the guilt isn't even the fantasies /themselves/ its the fact that they're about /cyclonus/. since everyone thinks cyclonus wants to/is gonna hurt tailgate. and tailgate knows that does bother him deep down. and tailgate knows cyclonus would never do something like that to him, and would hate it if he knew tailgate was fantasizing about it.

so later. they get together finally. cyclonus doesn't ever initiate anything sexual so tailgate eventually tries to initiate. cyclonus admits that he's never had any sexual encounters before. tailgates like whatever, we can go slow (tailgate doesn't have a /lot/ of experience by any means, but he had a few hook ups before his extremely long nap). so cyclonus tops and he's sooo nervous and so gentle and sooo sweet to tailgate. and FUCK that just makes tailgate feel so so much worse about his fantasies.

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(not a confession) (the jetstorm guy) AAH there was just a long queue, sorry for gunking things up! i still mean everything i said but still apologies i feel embarrassed

no worries! you weren't the only person asking about their confession

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I have the most horny culture headcanon ever.

I like to think that transformers have such a high sex drive due to some ancient reproduction code that won’t allow them to actually go truly extinct. Stuff like trines, cohorts, amica and Conjux are just building blocks to eventually make clans that will one day produced new sparks to be raised by a community.

As result there is a very casual sex culture amongst them to accommodate the high sex drives. Entire clubs and bars at design to facilitate orgies.

Various businesses and government facilities have entire sections made to have casual sex with your coworkers.

You can go to your bosses office to get paperwork signed off on and he will be railed by his secretary and they wouldn’t even bat an eye.

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i NEED dead end to (sexually) rip out all of astrotrains circuts like he promised

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Had a fever dream threesome with Bumblebee and Smokescreen........absolutely ruined me it was so fun.

Servos touching everywhere and changing positions with each overload....fuuuuuuuu been hoping for a repeat dream but no luck

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