Robots 🤤

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Rules and other stuff

🔞MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED🔞

Kinks ofc allowed.

Robogore allowed, and will be tagged properly.

dubcon and noncon are allowed, and will be tagged properly.

Confessions regarding underaged characters will NOT be considered. (There is very little chance to do any of that with Transformers anyway, but I figured I'd add it just in case).

All asks will be posted anonymously, but feel free to claim in tags.

I am a full time college student, and I have a job. Sometimes the queue may dry up, sometimes I'll forget to post a confession. If you get rude about it I'll block you (nonrude questions about that are ofc okay)

Extra:

There is another valveplug confessions account, but it's become inactive, and I miss having a constant stream of other people's horny TF thoughts, so I made my own blog. However if that blog ever becomes active again then we'll have two beautiful valveplug confession blogs coexisting <3 peace and love on planet earth <3

(admin is 23 and uses it/any pronouns)

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rid2015 bumblebee and fix it. can anybody hear me? bee needs to destress. fix it probably moans cutely

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Thigh-Fucking with Jazz being the one having his spike out and when he overloads, Longarm catches the transfluid in a servokerchief. Once Jazz leaves, Longarm eats the transfluid.

And yes I'm referencing SCHOOL DAYS of all things with this.

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if the balls on a cybertronians (i forgot the fan name) are connected to an internal transfluid tank, would they swell if you blocked them from cumming

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I need Windblade and Chromia to fuck nasty style and the lack of valveplug art and fic of them is despicable. Let my girls have filthy dirty sex that is extremely morally questionable

TRUE!!

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I know it would literally kill me but I want to have Optimus Prime's sparklings.

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Skywarp being a shameless exhibitionist and purposely doing everything in places that will almost certainly get him caught because he loves it

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I love whenever people make the Magnus armor in mtmte into a sort of chastity belt, because of course they weren't thinking of building an array into the armor! And since Minimus had to protect his identity (+ was focused on the war) he hasn't interfaced in sooooo long

I love the idea of Megatron and Rodimus fragging in front of him and not letting him come out of the armor to join, he can only use the armors fingers or mouth to pleasure his partners and watch them frag like rabbits

And only after hours have passed and the two of them are exhausted and Minimus is so pent up it hurts and he just wants to use his spike or valve or anything really- they let him out of the armor, and he gets to frag Rodimus' spent valve that's dripping transfluid and gaping from Megatron's big spike, he's so sore that Rodimus can barely feel it.

idk i would like to be in the corner watching them

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i need to write something very soon and I'm not clear on how humans and cybertronians have sex and if I finish this I can share the ao3 link

im thinking something regarding interfacing/plugs but I'm still not sure and would like to have advice from people who know better  😭 😭

I don't really read human x cybertronian so I leave this for the rest of yall to weigh in on

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I really wanna see prowl dicked down and full of eggs

eggcellent

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I want Thundercracker and Soundwave to have a secret sexual relationship. I need them fucking in hidden spots with no one having a clue about it.

Bonus points of Soundwave keeps popping out sparklings and Megatron has no idea who the mystery sire is. Thundercracker is always scared that they'll be found out but luck is always on their sides.

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Pharma x Ambulon

But Pharma wants to take Ambulon apart at least once. For obvious reasons.

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I want to see Starscream railing Bumblebee so badly 💔 And not just because they are my two favorite characters. I just think it would be a beautiful moment.

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I want Nickel to get passed around the DJD bois like blunt. She'd boss them around during sex or peg them. your choice

both🤤🤤

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I can't stop thinking about post-war StarOp mechpreg but instead of Starscream carrying (which i see almost every time) it's Optimus whos carrying and Starscream is so smug about it he never stops bragging about being the one to spark up the beloved prime. Meanwhile everyone is wondering how in the pits this annoying aft seeker got Optimus, this massive fragging truck, sparked.

Starscream is very happily showing off his conjux to people when he can (especially to piss of Megatron), but when someone actually says something about Optimus or tries to touch Optimus, Starscream is not having it. He will hold onto or grab Optimus more possesivly or even suggestivly as if you say 'hes mine'. You can look, but you cannot touch nor can you speak about his conjux.

Luckily at night when they are lying in their berth Optimus can console Starscream by talking about how their bitty is going to look so much like their pretty sire and pretty much just praising Starscream in a very gentle way. Which obviously goes right to Starscream's helm.

It always ends with Starscream fragging Optimus under the guise of donating more transfluid for the bitty to look as much like Starscream as Optimus claims they will be, but the two both know its because Optimus giving Starscream praise makes the seeker very very hot and bothered. Either way their bitty is actually getting regular transfluid donations and will definetly end up looking a lot like their sire. As soon as Optimus is healed from the first one he's pouncing on Starscream to do it all over again.

Shshjsjsj can you tell I've been thinking about this for too long?

I will always support the carrier being the bigger one, I think it's only right.

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I think wheelJack should have a threesome with two ratchets from different series/aus/ECT.. he thinks he can handle all that.. SPOILER HE CAN'T!!

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Want First Aid to open me up and put me back together

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