She/her

[vamp1reed]

[renegadepack]

bella: hey babe that first time we went to the meadow, what were you thinking about?

edward: mentally calculating the likely insect population.

bella: what

edward: what

[alicesstraycat]

You know how there’s that TV trope of guys thinking of their granny in a bikini in order to not “arrive” early in a lady’s uh presence? Well when I read that scene I assumed it was Edward’s version of that but instead of “arriving” it was murdering Bella in cold blood. Furthermore, you cannot convince me Edward was not calculating the fish to bird population on Isle Esme while they were getting it on for the first time.

[renegadepack]

bella: hey babe that first time we went to the meadow, what were you thinking about?

edward: mentally calculating the likely insect population.

bella: what

edward: what

[alicesstraycat]

You know how there’s that TV trope of guys thinking of their granny in a bikini in order to not “arrive” early in a lady’s uh presence? Well when I read that scene I assumed it was Edward’s version of that but instead of “arriving” it was murdering Bella in cold blood. Furthermore, you cannot convince me Edward was not calculating the fish to bird population on Isle Esme while they were getting it on for the first time.

[beautyofks]

Kristen Stewart behind the scenes of Breaking dawn: Part 2 🦇

[isiririsi]

Katniss for three books straight: I am going to give you the least amount of information possible

Haymitch in the first three pages of his book:

[fuckyeahrarespictures-blog-blog]

ROLF

IOAHAHOIAHIOAHIOHASIOHAIHIOASHSAIOHOISAHIOASHOISA AAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, MORRI, FALECI

[susiehunsecker-remade]

the thing is with rochester and jane is that they're insane best friends. like it's easy to call rochester weird but you cannot make an adaptation of jane eyre where you don't establish the fact the reason rochester falls for jane in the first place and why they bridge that huge gap they have in terms of age and experience is that she's the only one out there that's as weird and offputting as he is. that's literally mr and mrs bozo

[deadpoetsorgy]

single man in possession of a good fortune: *exists*

mrs bennet (an empath) : he must be in want of a wife

[bellasdumptruckass]

[spinthetags]

Reblog with your results from the South Park Character Sorter! 

[sirireggie]

Custom tier maker / ranker / decision maker

if you're indecisive like me and always need to know how to rank your favorite characters/songs etc. but can't find any tier makers that actually compare each item, look no further. God bless you, Karen.

Ranker

[luvfullsun]

try now a new barbie classic movies sorter to find out your favorite ones!💖https://luvfullsun.tumblr.com/barbiesorter

(remember the link doesn't works in the app!!!)

[zayadriancas]

[zayadriancas]

[runningwiththewerewolves]

reblog with your favorite scene from twilight,, personally mine is when charlie swan

[cherryfemm]

Deuce: Dude, dude, bro, babe

*Me trying to hold back tears*: He's so right

[cupid-deserves-better]

what's this??? another eah twitter au??? gasp