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simplify your life to one emblem, a sail leaving harbor and a sail coming in

[honeyloupe]

New blog description because it was still the self deprecating one I wrote in high school. Now it’s my fav quote from Omeros by Derek Walcott so everyone needs to read Omeros now to understand my blog. Get on it 🫵

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

[innerchildabortionclinic]

are there any more

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[nextlevelsmp3]

been thinking about this tweet for a month straight

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[hustlerose]

Thought you ought to read this. It’s a callout post for Steven Universe. 

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but you close to gettin’ that wop, you sittin’ lookin’ at the screen like

after the deed is done, the bloggers caught wind of it but you tryna play it off like: 

“I never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that….

yeah, I got mop from communism”

[smoothestjazz]

this is one of the most important posts on this website, how the hell does it only have 26k notes after all these years

[handglownglassbone]

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

[junglejim4322]

How do you handle scrolling tumblr and just seeing nonstop disdain for men of any kind, multiple posts in a row, I dont know how much longer I can be here

Who gives a shit

[dancefloors]

next year’s met gala theme should be glee. as in the show glee. 

[taohun]

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

[taohun]

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[dogpuppy]

[saltedume]

[haterrific]

lps shorthair cat 027 vs nine inch nails the fragile poster

[segamascott]

[bruzum]