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Person whose opinion I’m gonna reblog: Rocky Rickaby got sexier after the car accident
And it was true. I felt so bad for liking him at his lowest but truly I like them crazy and apparently he wasn't crazy enough at the start of the comic.
I’ll make a part 2 when I think of more. Please reblog with additions if you have any.
He’s loud. He’s REALLY loud. It gets problematic because if he has any neighbors, they will hear him make any sexy noise imaginable.
He will get into roleplay if his partner wants it, but he might steer it in a completely different direction than they had aimed for. For example, his partner wants to do pet play, but he gets distracted by which animal he would want as a pet, so they end up having sex where he pretends they’re his pet sugar glider.
If his partner has any ounce of endowment on their chest, Rocky usually ends up falling asleep with a handful of it.
Butt stuff. Yeah. His partner had better keep lube on hand because he wants to receive it on the regular. This is where most of the loud noises come from.
His dirty talk is extremely original sometimes. No one else does it like Rocky. It’s not to the point where it’s so out of place that it ruins the mood, but it can take a second to digest it. His creativity comes out in unexpected ways, including the comments he makes in bed.
He enjoys having his face sat on. His partner is the one who has to worry about oxygen deprivation because he would suffocate if they didn’t pay attention. He won’t tap out, he’s too desperate and thinks the asphyxiation is hot.
He will bite unless his partner is very direct about not doing it. He might forget and bite anyway. He’s sorry. Please forgive him. He’s like any real cat in that regard.
He can get legitimately irritated if his partner gets distracted by something else during sex. If they look out the window, mention another person, whatever, it stings him. He wants all of his partner’s focus on him and what they’re doing together. It’s not as much a possessive thing as it is an “aren’t I good enough?” thing. He’s sometimes a bit of a hypocrite about it, because he’s distractible too.
He’s a serial clinger once the action has died down. He holds on like a backpack. Good luck rolling over or getting up to use the bathroom because he gets firmly attached.
If you’re one of those weirdos who likes to think about mating cycles existing in Lackadaisy (hello fellow freaks), Rocky is a pathetic victim to his hormones and cannot keep it in his pants. Whether his partner is the one with a cycle, or whether it’s him, he gets LOST in that sauce. There is no saving him. Cats don’t usually react this bad to it but he is basically a lawn chair getting thrown around during a tornado.
He fooled around in that circus. I don’t think it was to the point of actually penetrating someone or getting penetrated, but he touched and got touched by several circus folk and got involved in some circus relationship drama that didn’t help his case when he got kicked out. He never had an actual romance with any of those people, but he got tangled up in the polycule and paid the price for sticking his head in.
Praise kink. You know it. You love it. He’s got it.
Personally I think he tops about 50% of the time and vice versa, depending on how he feels or how his partner approaches him for sex. He loves either kind of experience.
If he’s living in a domestic situation with his partner, he goes through phases where he approaches sex as his personal cure-all, since it feels good and can distract him from discomfort. He has a headache? Getting head is the solution. He’s in a bad mood? He should make out on the couch, that’ll help. Coming down with something? Better get naughty in the shower, it’s a classic home remedy. His partner is not always keen to entertain this.
If he lived in a modern setting, he would have a problem with buying way too many sex toys on impulse because they look awesome and he’s so horny. He’d also text his partner audio of him using them. There’s a 50/50 chance that an undescribed audio he sends his lover is him making obscene noises with a loud buzz in the background, or him saying, “hey darling, I’m driving right now but I just wanted to tell you I had a really great side hustle idea for us :D we should do pet photoshoots because you’re good at taking pictures AND I wanna make little costumes for dogs, because I think I could learn how to sew, it doesn’t look very hard, so I’m on my way to Hobby Lobby to buy fabric, and I already asked Freckle to make our website and I’m waiting to hear back from him. I love you!! Bye!!”
He likes to bathe/shower together, whether there’s sex involved or not. His partner washing his hair for him has the same effect as morphine. If he had just dried off, and his partner was going to step into the shower, he’d get wet all over again so he can stand in there with them and watch as they soap themself up and wash off under the shower stream.
No matter how many times he sees his partner naked, he wants to see it again. Even if it doesn’t lead to sex. Just let him see. If his partner mentions that they’re gonna go change clothes, he just follows them to spectate without thinking.
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Person whose opinion I’m gonna reblog: Rocky Rickaby got sexier after the car accident
And it was true. I felt so bad for liking him at his lowest but truly I like them crazy and apparently he wasn't crazy enough at the start of the comic.
Bro just got that gross tentacle thing shoved down his throat and immediately calls 911 about it. That is actually really normal compared to what the other characters would do.
People act like it's totally unreasonable that Billy came away from their situation hating Max. Like it's not common knowledge that abusive parents will turn their kids against each other so they're less likely to confide in and have comfort with one another.
It's also worth noting that Billy was parentified and Max was his responsibility and wouldn't stay where she was supposed to stay, which caused HIM to get in trouble. That's not Max's fault or Billy's (to an extent), it's Neil and Susan's. Also his reaction to Max being in a random house with a random older guy is totally justified. I don't think it's crazy to assume he was actually concerned about Max being alone with a bunch of other kids and a weird guy who Billy barely knows outside of school. The shit with Lucas is where it gets unreasonable on his side, but everything with Steve was justified in my opinion because BILLY DID NOT KNOW HIM and Max was with him for HOURS.
People act like his sacrifice at the end of season three was him "getting off easy" and that it "doesn't excuse anything he did", but it wasn't meant to excuse anything. Billy was still a violent person at the end of it all, but he was human. He did care about Max and he literally died for her. That makes Max's feelings about him even more complicated because obviously she has some resentment towards him too but she knows that they did love each other. She has to come to terms with the fact that Billy isn't a monster and there was good in him.
Also Lucas should've been allowed to kick him in the balls.
Billy is obsessed with Steve, Steve is obsessed with Jonathan, and Eddie doesn't have a weird homoerotic rivalry with anyone because he's normal about his homosexuality
You know what? It’s so SO funny and ironic how Will, when Holly got taken, was like: “we have to help her, I know what it’s like to be in that place alone, and I won’t leave her”, while in s3 he could see how billy was suffering inside the sauna and later on not once he goes out of his way to say: “mmmh guys… maybe we should actually try to help him, I know what it’s like to have no control whatsoever on your body” or something like that.
Same thing goes for Derek: He gets kind words and sympathy from everyone, especially Joyce, despite his shitty behavior. And of course he is beloved by the fandom because said shitty behavior lasted for an amount of 10 minutes before the power of friendship turned him into another butt of the joke.
Now Henry will most likely get a fucking redemption arc and everyone in the show and in the audience will be like “oh poor baby :(( it was never his fault” while shitting on billy in the same sentence.
So, let’s recap:
good, little, innocent and fun victim: worthy of being cared for and saved.
Difficult teenager, who acted wrongly in the past because of his trauma but was actively trying to do better, even while being possessed: evil. Leave him to die. Be also surprised at the fact that his sister actually mourns him.
i’ve seen NO ONE talk about this but the parallels of erica drugging the turnbows and billy and heather kidnapping her parents!! (also tina reveal was not something i was expecting but i loved it)
that scene is one of my favourites it’s so camp TO ME to me okay billy and his little bottle of chloroform heather and her wine bottle like billy and heather feel like an evil steve and robin in the best way and i loved how they mirrored it from the opposite side of the UD war i was half expecting erica to clock tina round the head with a wine bottle like heather did to tom
i just thought it was such a fun callback season 3 is SO neglected and i loved seeing a reference to it
Oh no! Is that teenaged boy reacting to his emotions and coping with his situation in a way that isn't easily digestible? Should we execute him? Should we summon the angry mob? Should we invite Dr Phil?
No disrespect to the writers' hard work on Fionna and Cake, this is just my opinion, but I’ve felt a little disappointed every time I’ve seen Gary because he doesn’t have 1% of the gall that Princess Bubblegum has. Gary would never get imprisoned and try to stab his cell mate with a fork. He would never install video cameras in his friends’ and family members’ homes so he can watch them secretly. He would not cover up the deaths of any of his neighbors and replace them with clones so no one notices. And he DEFINITELY wouldn’t have a cult that’s bent on destroying him. Princess Bubblegum has so much flavor and Gary is just a shallow impersonation of her. He just bakes cookies and has pink hair.
Before Karen Wheeler becomes popular as fan favorite from Season 5 finale, do any of you remember that weird plotline of her attempting to sleep with Billy who mind you legal or not is old enough to be her son which is just icky in nature.
They should've let Billy kill Neil. I feel like that would've fixed him, if only a little. But I also feel like they should've let Lucas kick Billy in the nuts and that did not occur either.
