stray cat

pony 20s ⚨ personal blog/digital diary androgynous bigender transsexual use wtv pronouns u want dont make it my problem

[qnnna]

A hero's journey? You mean getting molested?

[vampire-pornography]

the onederful thing abt ass is that is universl

[eepystellnya]

You found Little sister !

Use Little sister now or stash Little sister in the basement?

[ryoikibankai]

[typerdurden]

lana del rey shld make an anti anorexia song but in the most problematic way possible yk tge chorus shld say fatten me up daddy or smth

[6mayhem]

woah dude i thought you were a misogynist but now that you mentioned how badly you wanna fuck women....heh....you're pretty damn feminist

[catgirltoes]

Detrans kink is spiritually cissexual.

[catgirltoes]

"ftm forcefem" You are getting off on being cis.

[vampire-pornography]

whenever radio head syas i cant sleep my beds on fire i get so scared i have to tirn the song off

[subhumananimal]

Im nonbinary and i love washing dishes and clraning showers and shit

[subhumananimal]

[vampire-pornography]

making penne ala buzzball tonight

[sunshinerotting]

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

[feefal]

pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

why does battery acid have to taste so good…

[feefal]

Update: you shouldn’t drink battery acid, but you CAN drink blood (recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists)

[fay989]

“Armand would never consent to being filmed” Armand canonically attached a camera to the lid of his coffin so he could film himself sleeping

[bokomoment]

My affirmation: you can always get high. You can parry any physical attack. You are uniquely qualified to cook this burgers.

[vampire-pornography]

beach trip followed by gyro fries and getting railed lou reed you were right it is such a perfect day

[kinderbraut]

give that guy vaginismus. now make him finger himself because he wants it to hurt