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[janhooks]

comparing contributing to his public library toilet sextortion fund to investing in amazon... i can't believe that there are people who find adult niall to be despicable and not charming and adorable

[evilarmand]

No one understands Armand and Daniel like my girlfriend does.

[roiidart]

this guy is so weird!

[barbiebotox]

i never considered the skinnyfat homie could be a woman... maybe im a bad person...

you are a bad person

[pt-anderson]

I wished with all my heart we could just leave this world behind.

Mysterious Skin (2004) dir. Gregg Araki

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

the running joke is that gerard is hiring women who look exactly like their wife to beat him up onstage but it isn’t quite accurate. gerard is hiring women who look exactly like their wife to act out D/s dynamics onstage, which is a vital and really awesome distinction

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Anyway that’s why you wear wool and a life jacket babeeeyyyy

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

The important thing about wool is that it continues to keep you warm even when it’s soaking wet.

Other natural fibers don’t do this. In fact, quite the opposite. Campers and boaters are usually familiar with the phrase, “cotton kills.” If you’re wet in cotton or linen, your clothes actually sap heat from your body.

If you sink in a lake in late October like I did today, staying warm is important. I was rescued long before I would’ve actually died, but cold makes your muscles seize up, which isn’t good if you have to swim to land.

Which brings me around to life jackets. If the water’s cold enough, you may only have five-ten minutes until your muscles seize (today I probably had 40-60, more than enough time to get to land if I hadn’t been picked up), and you’ll drown.

In a life jacket, even in extremely cold water, you can float semi-conscious for perhaps another 30 minutes or so before you actually freeze to death, which is usually when someone rescues you.

What’s more, you probably know that moving around on land warms you up. Jumping jacks, jogging in place, etc.

In water, moving actually makes you colder. You need to stay still curled up in a ball, which you can only do in a life jacket.

In wool AND life jacket, you’re warm, and your head’s above water, which is pretty much your only and entire goal.

If you’re allergic to wool, synthetics are available specifically for this purpose. I know I always say natural fibers are the way to go, but when it comes to safety, wear what protects you!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Yep! A really simple “experiment” I learned as a kid and now use in my own courses is sticking your hand in ice water. Compare moving it around in the water to curling it up in a fist. The contrast is stark!

To increase your survival time in on cold water, you want to curl up! If you’re with others, you want to huddle!

Again, both are only possible when wearing a life jacket!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I know a lot of people are reblogging this for writing reference, but I like to believe that 7,000 people on this site were actually continually living in fear about this specific situation and that when the time comes, I’ve prepared them with what they need to know to survive.

[houndmother]

and if i say that many of you are still holding onto certain kinks and fetishes as signs of moral failure rather than just. stuff that gets you off?

[lupineshieldmaiden]

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[lamignonette]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[tamamita]

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

[redfagdiver]

I hope tumblr forever keeps tumbling this man corpse around like those cars with the cans at a wedding

[piranesies]

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

[gaysie]

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me

[lakevida]

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

[boxheadpaint]

We are velvet

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit