fuck

Bored as hell. Wtf do I even put in a bio. Perceive me however you want, idc. Living vampire bc I never go outside. Idk where my pfp comes from, I got it in a message.

[vampire-that-eats-garlic]

of course Im gonna like the characters with parental issues. They make me feel better about myself, bc at least Im not tryna destroy the world. I just want a coffee.

[i-am-a-fish]

I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude

[chubbidust]

cyan sillies

[stitch-n]

“My escapism is better than your escapism!!!”

[matchamilk030]

breaking out of my hiatus just to redraw that fuckass expression they did in the new chapter

might redraw the other glorious expressions they did aswell

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[pukicho]

when i was five i fell out of a shopping cart and hit my head. they had to staple me. now i am effectively immor

Died midway through the ask

[vampire-that-eats-garlic]

save me horchata.... hortata pleas....

[vampire-that-eats-garlic]

atp, i live off of chicken tortas, shit is scrumptious

[squiddy-ink-s]

Naive boyfriend

[i-am-a-fish]

stretching feels so so so so good I just did it and it was so good. I might indulge myself with another stretch and quite soon

[pukicho]

pride is almost over. You know what that means

Pride 2 .

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[the-quietestmela]

does writing fanfiction count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

don't make me say the mummy thing again

[vampire-that-eats-garlic]

I hope people know that even if I dont comment on their posts, that I go around showing their art/edits/etc. Im a walking irl advertisement, lmfao

[vampire-that-eats-garlic]

ALL I WANT IS A TORTA GODDAMMIT

I WANT FOOD. I WANT THE CHICKEN ONE WITH EXTRA FRIES ON THE SIDE.

BUT I DONT WANNA WALK THROUGH 110°F HELL, AND IM FUCKING BROKEE.

Well, time to make this everyone else's problem

[vampire-that-eats-garlic]

Media literacy is in the fucking drain

[vampire-that-eats-garlic]

i lwley wanna get back into writing more fanfics, but I also do not enjoy the process of thinking bc then shit just gets weird from there