A Surprise Party? For Me?

I’m nice. I’m polite. I’m optometrist by nature. Emma, 22

[alphauke]

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

[baggnshield]

"Sorry for what I did to mum." - Boy (2010)

[brenshor]

It was perfect

[stormy-skyzzzzzz-art]

movie so good it’s got you drawing again.

[azuree1733]

The peoples princess

[wuntrum]

happy frankenhooker (1990) friday 🩷💚💜🩵

[triangleguy]

the thing about frankenhooker is that no matter how many boobs youre expecting to see there will be more

[theradlampoon]

“i asked chatgpt”

oh really? well in the pursuit of laura palmer’s killer I have employed bureau guidelines, deductive technique, tibetan method, instinct, and luck—

[lowbrowenrichment]

really though how did that fish get in the percolator

[greatermercury]

[bluegreenpurple-thesideaccount]

Found this and would like to share:

[hollygl125]

Meg Ryan + Billy Crystal in WHEN HARRY MET SALLY . . . (1989), dir. Rob Reiner

“We were friends for a long time.” “And then we weren’t.” “And then we fell in love.”

[sarahmichellesgellar]

Outfit Appreciation ➝ When Harry Met Sally

[brightbluedot]

harry makes it in time to find sally at new year's every time bc of the sheer Power of the audience hoping that he will. if people ever stop believing, he will not be fast enough. but this has never happened once in the whole expanse of time.

[otterjpg]

[rosquinn]

im seeing a lot of holden haters on the catcher in the rye tag again so id like to tap the sign

[serendipititties]

That passage in catcher in the rye where holden is so depressed and out of it he keeps thinking hes going to die as soon as he turns the corner and begs his dead brother to keep him safe... the one where he pretty much said hed been sexually assaulted/abused before... when he loses his shit because Phoebe wants to come west with him and he doesnt want her to miss out on her play because of him... Which motherfucker said he was just a "whiny little misogynist teenager" i just wanna talk