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31 yrs old Black Woman The Human World is dying. Let me enjoy my sad fantasy

[sl-walker]

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May or may not be the time to remind people that there are four other archives out there running on otw-archive!

SquidgeWorld Archive <- ALL FANDOMS!

superlove <- Guru young person self-hosts PINK otw-a on a Macbook.

Ad Astra <- Fifteen year strong single fandom Star Trek fanfiction archive! Fantastic community! (Also, I founded it. XD)

Comic Fanfiction Authors Archive <- Newest and most GAY RAINBOW otw-archive deployment ever! For comic books and comic adjacent fandoms! (Also, I founded it! XD)

Please, people, consider starting an archive! Decentralize fandom! Not only will this take some pressure off of AO3 for being the only non-pit of voles site, but when AO3 goes down, you'll have other options!

[robs-your-robins]

I'm digging the whole Primehood thing people got going here, I'm here for it but I just can't help picturing this exchange between Superboy Prime and Jason.

Superboy Prime: Red Hood, I'm your biggest fan.

Jason: That's... Wait, aren't you-?

Superboy Prime: Yes, Superboy Prime. And you're Jason Todd.

Jason: How did you-?

Superboy Prime: I'm your biggest fan, dummy. How is life treating you? Oh nevermind, it's not like I don't know. But yeah, sorry about the whole having to crawl out of your grave thing? My bad.

Jason: Wait, you're the son of a bitch that killed-

Superboy Prime: Yeah, that was an oopsie on my part but let's be serious 90s Kon was way better. Don't you all think so?

Jason: Who are you talking to?

Superboy Prime, gesturing vaguely at you reader of this post: Oh, them. They get it. So they have this craaaaazy idea that we should, well you know... They got fan art and fics already.

Jason:... Of what?

Superboy Prime, grinning: I think you know.

Jason:

Jason: Bruce? Batman? Dad? Can you-?

Superboy Prime: Oh, you do call him dad! Excellent. So you want to get a coffee?

[pinrelin]

Not entirely sure if I like it. I might give it a few retouches tomorrow and see how i feel about it. This was supposed to be a powerswap doodle but it ended up turning into a silly fit exchange.

my first ever dispatch fanart and it took me 3 days, but hey, Flambae in heels, okay? also Prism is gorgeous im on my hands and knees for her

[kettlestuff]

Happy pride to these fools in love..

Uhh ignore the fact I messed up something and had to repost :D

[elvenfaur]

Glamour shots of my Vash boots! Photographer is Pedxiing on Instagram!

[strawberrycartt]

Foolproof plan for sure

[altocat]

Sefikura might not be everyone's cup of tea (I ship it, but I'm way more of an AGS kind of gal), but you have to admit that there IS something genuinely interesting about the concept.

Sephiroth, desperate to discard his humanity in his ascension to godhood, is actually falling prey to his own human desires for connection in fixating on Cloud. Cloud is his link, but also his greatest weakness. Every time Sephiroth deviates from his alien nature in order to toy with Cloud, he is inevitably defeated. Cloud has no idea, but he is the only thing that is keeping Sephiroth human.

Sephiroth's lust for Cloud is always his undoing. And that is deeply fascinating in so many ways.

[shmrmx]

and he was, in fact, safe.

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[artschoolglasses]

Fashion + Art

Looks from the Met Gala 2026 red carpet and the art that inspired them...

Ciara + Nefertiti Bust

Sam Smith + Erté

Cardi B + Hans Bellmer

Angela Bassett + Laura Wheeler Waring

Yu-Chi Lyra Kuo + Nike of Samothrace (Winged Victory)

Claire Foy + John Singer Sargent

Luke Evans + Tom of Finland

Rachel Zegler + Paul Delaroche

Alexi Ashe + Yves Klein

Amy Sherald + Amy Sherald

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[mwphisto]

Imagine Sylus realizing you haven’t called out of work in over 4 months so he gives you a proper reason to call out the following day by fucking you to the point you genuinely can’t walk without a limp...

“I can’t… I can’t feel… Sylus…!” You didn’t even know it was possible for your legs to bend this far, nevermind that you were this flexible in the first place. His grip on the back of your thighs only grows tighter, squeezing your flesh a little harder as he applies more pressure down.

“Yes you can… you can take it… you’re going to keep taking it like the good girl you are… like the good girl you’ve been…” You can’t control the whimper that leaves you, head tossing back as he presses more of his weight down on you… into you.

The mating press is brutal, your thighs are nearly crushing your breasts at this point. Your spine curves awkwardly, your hands are digging into your calves, you’ve lost all feeling below your waist.

Except for where his cock bullies your swollen, overstimulated cunt.

Throbbing with need each time he pounds down into you, swallowing him greedily despite your babbled pleas for him to maybe ease up or slow down. You have work tomorrow, after all.

“You’re not going, clearly I’m not… fucking you hard enough… if you’re still thinking about that …” Even with his stamina, he’s panting from the exertion. Face flushed and aether-core practically blinding. The sight alone is enough to have you crying out, cumming around his cock for the fifth or maybe sixth time since he’s entered you.

[diiebu]

Another day with meme photos from Z-Team group chat

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[sylusdreams]

"Would you mind if I stole Luke and Kirian?"

Red eyes scoped you, "for what?" he said, the eye brow raise audible at this point.

"Nothing, what if I just want them to be my hench men."

He paused, white strands of hair swaying swinging softly in the AC air. "I was under the impression," he tilted his head, "they were already your personal henchmen."

It was your turn to emote — a pouted lip, only for jokes, and furrowed eyebrows, "No, you are my henchman. They just follow you around."

There was a long pause, the room tone overtaking comfortable silence. Then, something many viewed as a miracle happened. Sylus, leader of the Onychinus, laughed. Not for tease, nor for sarcasm. A true laugh. One that shook his shoulders and reverberated through his chest.

"Then you wouldn't need them, you have me."

Somehow, Sylus had accepted his fate as your eternal henchman. Not like he'd personally complained, he was yours from the beginning.

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[katsdom]

The above is doubly true if the content of the email is something that will be important to the person receiving - especially something that affects them negatively. They see that this thing that affected them so much didn't matter enough to you to write it yourself. I was a bystander to such a thing not long ago and it was just awful.

[copperbadge]

I’m working on an audio transcript using voice recognition technology, and this gentleman has a very nice accent, but when he says “got” the word is often noted down as “God”.

We don’t know what God tested and what God registered as true or untrue. 

We don’t know what God entered into the code since the last time we tested. 

We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.

Now we know what God changed, but we don’t have a record of what God approved. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

“We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.“

[animatedamerican]

voice recognition theology