A gremlin living here on Tumblr

🦇 Bat/Grem(lin), he/vam, 20s, autistic 🦇 Drawings | Moodboards | Headcanons | Fanfics 🦇 Current hyperfixations: Kamen Rider🦇

[vampiregremlin]

Intro post

Name: Bat, Grem/Gremlin

Age: 20s

Pronouns: he/him, vam/vamp

Autistic and queer little vampire shrimp gremlin that's living here on Tumblr.

My blog is my dump space for everything hyperfixations. Side blogs are not a thing, you get the full package.

Art commissions are OPEN!

My special interests are

Vampires, musicals, Tanz der Vampire, Jurassic Park, Ghost, Sleep Token, Resident Evil Village, Kamen Rider (Build)

Other things I love

Anything spooky and horror, metal/rock music etc., John Wick, Pirates of the Caribbean, Marvel, Star Wars, Pokemon, LotR, cats and bats, myths and folklore

Tags are used so I find shit on my blog but here is an orientation:

#bat chirps (general chitter chatter)

#bat draws (art)

#bat creates (anything creative that's not art or writing)

#bat writes (ficlets, blurps or other writings)

#bats blorbos (everything about ocs)

#bat watches toku (Kamen Rider commentary (for now. I may add other toku shows or other bat watches tags (I have an almost full commentary on Stranger Things as well)))

#bat watches squid game

#the sillies adventures (Kamen Rider action figure shenanigans)

#the paper eep adventures (everything around the Sleep Token paper dolls)

Toku watchlist

Dms and asks are open! :]

[veryluckyclovers]

[veryluckyclovers]

[s3ev3enty]

Happy pride month :)

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[veryluckyclovers]

[veryluckyclovers]

[jjjjjjjjoey]

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

[ralfmaximus]

Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.

And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.

A website of tiny ceramic frogs.

Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.

I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.

“This is your website?” I asked finally.

“Yep!”

“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.

“Yep!”

“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”

“I made those too,” he says, beaming. 

And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.

“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”

It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. 

And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.

[hellowearerats]

[itsrei06]

Happy Anniversary to the Winters!!

[cascori]

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[ladyhawke]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST (2006) dir. Gore Verbinski

[owenhcrper]

this has probably been pointed out before but I was rewatching dmc and I noticed davy jones uses his tentacles to keep his hat on when the ship goes underwater

and that's such a neat detail idk

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

Potc is crazy because it spends 90% of its time with wacky pirate shenanigans and then every so often it stops and stares you dead in the eyes and asks what it would take for you to abandon your moral philosophy and at what point the greater good outweighs the individual good and then it goes right back to wacky pirate shenanigans .5 seconds later

[aetherixs]

i have never seen a single 'pirates of the caribbean' film so my friend insisted that i watch the first one with her and i'm obsessed.

the villain’s origin story is that he can’t eat apples anymore. every fight scene plays like a slapstick comedy. two key combat sequences end with our sexy leading men getting boinked on the head. the climax is initiated by one ship firing forks at another ship. everyone is unreasonably hot. plot armor made only of the word “parlay”. the Redcoats are more useless than you could possibly imagine. Elizabeth almost drowns, gets held hostage, and then her entire village is destroyed but the worst part of her day is that a man proposed to her. a crew of skeleton pirates do drag to trojan horse their way into the final battle. truly insane stuff can't wait for more.