gob

[kristina100000]

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

[pilmyeol]

all this talk has made something awaken in me... dont be alarmed but i think i have kin memories of your great grandma...

[gooberjam]

[albertnatural]

what do you mean. they have always been called chocolate chimp cookies. are you feeling okay?

[zombies-aliens-deactivated20250]

Imagine one of your friends describing you to someone new and they’ll all like yeah he loves gaslighting people

[albertnatural]

that would be so cool

[ijaazat]

it's time to take out my ugly sweaters

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

[cricketsqueak]

just another tuesday on r/relationships

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

[topherchris]

[doyouknowhoyouare]

these comments...

[elizabitchdarcy]

i love seeing the confidence with which people are wrong on this site. like when people here are wrong about something they are wrong about it with their whole chest. they come out swinging ready to defend information that they made up in their own brains as if it was truth penned by god himself. unparalleled entertainment.

[happylights]

[maplebites]

[ayy-junipei]

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

[theaccursedrat-deactivated20250]

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?

[tixij]

[ip2lb]

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

[calamardoybobesponja]

[see]

i had a dream i got a callout and all of the information was wrong. and i got doxxed and it wasn't even my address

[see]

i messaged the op and i was like "i will honestly give you my address because this is so embarrassing for you" and they blocked me

[ieg]

green moodboard from my own archive cuz i thought it would look nice