🦇Vampire🦇

This is slowly just turning into a SFTH blog

[oooooooohhh-somerseeeet]

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT !! WITH THE BISEXUAL LIGHTING AS WELL I"M DEAD

[murderous-beetroot]

A group of lesbian fairy godmothers is called a Yuri. And they do. Whatever this is.

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[probabli]

i saw this and immidiately kris deltarune kris deltaruned

[tomatorangewhatever]

Even though I don't follow the Sherlock series I still got drawn into this video, and I love the way he wipes the paint off his face.

[dido00oo]

Guys how do we feel about a Crossfic where Ditch, Bubbamiah, and Annabutch all work on a farm together? And they’re all closeted until one of them accidentally lets it out and it causes everyone to come out

[whomst-this-again]

Chapter 5 is around the corner baby!!!

In celebration i decided to redraw this post i did last year in july, super exited for what the next chapter of this story will bring!!

[geur17]

i'll might rework these later, but uh, f2u without credit artfight character/ attack borders

[krezzzzcent]

yay gay !!!!!

[pukicho]

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

[beanssssssssss56]

So the vehicle version of you?

[pukicho]

I am not as big

[internaleggplant]

Bro is petite

[pukicho]

I am not 4 tons

[fruitcakebro]

Bro is tiny.

[pukicho]

I am just not 4 tons

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[jacksonfromithaca]

staying up late watching shoot from the hip as god intended

[wowwhatafunnyusername]

get it… because chlorine is a chemical

[pixopix]

Bugsnax Dividers

Requested by my dear mutual @bunnylovesspace

Please credit @pixopix, likes and reblogs are appreciated!

[murderous-beetroot]

*grabs my moots and dances with them like this*

[local-human-disaster]

idk if i've said it on tumblr before but have yall considered aro/ace tomlock. have you considered "why won't you fuck me?" and "you're like family to me" with aroace tomlock. what if there's this person you love more than anything else and he's gone crazy because he thinks you don't love him (which is untrue, you know it, you love him so much), and you tell him he's family to you, that he's the only family you've ever really had, and it's the best and purest kind of love you can give him. and he brushes that aside because he wants to have sex with you the way you had sex with your nemesis, he wants sex from you. and you can't explain how sex is just mental stimulation to you the way cocaine is, the love of your life is begging you to denigrate him to the level of drugs. and the worst thing is that it would actually make him happy. you're watching him throw away diamonds in favor of rat droppings, and it's tearing you apart, it's tearing the two of you apart. and you don't even know how to convey any of this to him. you ever considered that?

[you-tuper-super]

how do i explain to my friends that my favourite thing to do is watch straight men kiss on stage 😭

[shootforthebit]

Penis Luke will return in Avengers Doomsday