🦇Vampire🦇

This is slowly just turning into a SFTH blog

[krezzzzcent]

yay gay !!!!!

[pukicho]

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

[beanssssssssss56]

So the vehicle version of you?

[pukicho]

I am not as big

[internaleggplant]

Bro is petite

[pukicho]

I am not 4 tons

[fruitcakebro]

Bro is tiny.

[pukicho]

I am just not 4 tons

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[jacksonfromithaca]

staying up late watching shoot from the hip as god intended

[wowwhatafunnyusername]

get it… because chlorine is a chemical

[pixopix]

Bugsnax Dividers

Requested by my dear mutual @bunnylovesspace

Please credit @pixopix, likes and reblogs are appreciated!

[murderous-beetroot]

*grabs my moots and dances with them like this*

[local-human-disaster]

idk if i've said it on tumblr before but have yall considered aro/ace tomlock. have you considered "why won't you fuck me?" and "you're like family to me" with aroace tomlock. what if there's this person you love more than anything else and he's gone crazy because he thinks you don't love him (which is untrue, you know it, you love him so much), and you tell him he's family to you, that he's the only family you've ever really had, and it's the best and purest kind of love you can give him. and he brushes that aside because he wants to have sex with you the way you had sex with your nemesis, he wants sex from you. and you can't explain how sex is just mental stimulation to you the way cocaine is, the love of your life is begging you to denigrate him to the level of drugs. and the worst thing is that it would actually make him happy. you're watching him throw away diamonds in favor of rat droppings, and it's tearing you apart, it's tearing the two of you apart. and you don't even know how to convey any of this to him. you ever considered that?

[you-tuper-super]

how do i explain to my friends that my favourite thing to do is watch straight men kiss on stage 😭

[shootforthebit]

Penis Luke will return in Avengers Doomsday

[vampirewallchicken]

Edgar Allen and Poe 🐦‍⬛

Wow! These two are so cute! I hope nothing bad ever happens to either of them!

[vampirewallchicken]

Randomly felt inspired to make some Laughy Duo content <3

[i-like-to-cry]

GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[gz-missfit]

Have been watching so much Shoot from the hip recently so obviously I eventually ended up slipping into binging Roll from the hip as well and my god I adore these lil guys so much. The group is such a fun dynamic and I'm shaking these characters around constantly cause I love em so much!

I've been trying to get used to their designs so be prepared for a bit of one off drawings like this pffff

[masterofiodine]

someone: so, who is your favourite fictional character?

me:...

me: you know the 30 minute long improvised play by those four british guys...?

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.