noise dept.
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#extradirty
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Mike Driver
i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@internaleggplant
Intro post, cause I might need one of those. Probably dont, but I also need a place to put my new tagging system.
My name is Egg, I use He/They, Asks are always open! I do not care what the hell you put in there.
Update: I dont use the tagging system as much as I'd like to. This serves almost no purpose anymore.
(Old) Tag Key below the cut
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44
Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)
Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)
Elias art by @herodzn
Jesus art by @wolfythewitch
I love Tumblr
For anyone unaware, this week Scotland elected our first ever trans members of parliament
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Isn't it weird that there is a real life labyrinth full of dead bodies, in which modern day people have disappeared forever, just laying under a major world city and we're all like,
"Oh yeah, the Paris catacombs. I know."
I would kill to go down there man.
There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.
So the vehicle version of you?
I am not as big
Bro is petite
can you put that thing on a leash?
@animals-with-fan-art does this count
ultimate character development template
basics
name: meaning of name: nicknames/titles: age: gender: location: birthday: strengths + example where it's shown: weaknesses + example where it's shown: how it affects others:
emotional depth
attachment style + how it manifests in the story: physical fear: emotional/abstract fear: happy memory: sad memory: object of significance: philosophical outlook/belief: what characters are ignorant about themselves: how confident are they: goal: long-term dreams: what they're embarrassed/ashamed to tell others about: regrets: source of pride: source of misery: what they admire above all else: do they believe in fate:
personality
mbti: enneagram: big five: character archetype: star sign: who they pretend to be on the outside: who they actually are/how they feel towards the mask: mental health conditions: how it manifests for them: iq: eq: humour: reputation:
habits
bad habits: mannerisms when stressed: mannerisms when content: mannerisms when scared: mannerisms normally: verbal mannerisms/distinctive speaking style: how do they move across a room: what do they say and what remains unsaid: how they express love: hobbies:
appearance
defining features: eye shape + colour: hair texture + colour: skin texture + tone: vibe: height: build: clothing: any bodily disfigurement (scars, etc.): overall attractiveness: their opinion on their appearance: appeals to:
relationships
who they trust most: what they wish they could do for them: what's holding them back: who they hate most: what they wish they could do to them: what's holding them back: relationship with the protagonist: relationship with the antagonist: siblings: relationship with them: parents/step-parents: relationship with them: previous broken relationships: why did it break: what others expect of them: who believes in them: their mentor character/who they look up to: political/religious/other affiliations: what makes them different from every other character: non-human relationships + why: romantic "type" + why: relationship dynamics:
backstory/background
primary emotion towards their past: primary feelings while in their past: where did they grow up: defining incidents: earliest childhood memory: saddest memory: happiest memory: major accomplishments: their opinion on it: notable people in their backstory: effect on them today: trauma: what have they already lost: financial circumstance:
progression
why are they important (eg. why're they the only one able to do something?): what do they learn about themselves throughout the story: what do they learn about the world: how do they feel towards their newfound knowledge: character arc (positive, negative, neutral): how relationships change because of their actions: what mistakes do they make: what scene is their character highlighted: do they get what they want: why or why not: what happens to them after the story ends:
ugh I dunno I feel so eepy today -w-
rest young one
i woke up at seven and exercised a bit before taking a nap and waking up just now
y-you exercised?! while being ill?! are you insane?!?!?!?
oh I exercise every day
can never stop >:]
i forge notes to get out of pe--
oh I fucking love PE
I don’t show it in an extreme way ofc but I like it :3
going to a British secondary school it's shit tbf
its also like.our teachers are super mean. I had duty manager (teacher who catches students out of lessons n that) get called on me once because I missed it due to genuine medical reasons and I was in first aid like brooo get a life
also our pe teacher said she was gonna get a restraining order on us :3 she can fuck right off I got here first
damn.
All my teachers at an american catholic high school are really nice
One of the science teachers is a confirmed gay man
Our PE teacher curses sometimes (but like in a calm, joking way)
yeah yeah I go to a Catholic school too, but like it gets annoying. we have to say the hail Mary. every single lesson. 5 times a day. like waht
mine’s a bit more open ig?
Anybody can go, regardless of what religion you are (I’m a Muslim, and I have a Buddhist friend and Athiest friend :3)
We like never say the Hail Mary
dude I don’t even know what that is /gen
We also have Masses but like I just follow the motions lol- they never said that you had to completely follow along with everything
@wg10000 come input on this please I beg
our school is kinda strict, but they say they're like pro gay n that but they're really not. they say it's a catholic school too but 90 percent of us aren't even catholic and that pisses off our headteacher so much, she's always like "EMBRACE UR CATHOKIC FAITH AT THIS SCHOOL" completely not taking into consideration the minorities in assembly's
sometimes we get w1 (break time/recess detention) if we don't follow the stuff in masses
introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry
her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won't be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview
our history teacher tried a similar tack but the theoretical scenario was "the man who invented the medicine necessary to save your wife is charging more money than you can pay and won't accept credit. you're against stealing but you also don't want your wife to die. what do you do?"
our answer was not only to steal the medicine but to murder the inventor because if he's paywalling life-saving medicine, the solution that involves the lowest body count is killing him. we're ethically and morally obligated to eliminate this threat to human survival
did not go the way he thought it would
Item: The Prologue Rarity: ✦ Uncommon
What video game has the best opening scene or level?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
Ok, good question. I dont play many games dramatic openers though. So I'll say Undertale.
Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common
What video game do you most regret not finishing?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
I always force myself to finish my games, except I never 100% Wobbledogs.
Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common
Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
OH FUCK IT ACTUALLY SEND SOYU ASKS????
Uhhhh "Now I Only Want You Gone" from Portal
More of the Heartful AU as I've been dubbing it, pretty much an entire potential character and redemption arc for Caine where he's brought back from being deleted and he's no longer in charge of, well, anything really except for his own actions.
And it begins with Pomni sucker punching a heart she conjured into his chest. (Though no one except for really Kinger knows that it's nothing more than a placebo)
When the humans are building a world for themselves in the ruins of another, he has to build himself up from nothing. He wasn't coded to be empathetic or genuine, or to even love himself... But doesn't stop him from learning how to.
“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt
Ok, but I would kill to have Junji Ito cowrite an essay on horror.
oohhh @staff and @changes want this website dead within the week lmao yikes. It's been nice, fellow tumblrs. The 17th major tumblr death is upon us.
@staff
IDES OF AMRCH BABYYYY
My captain told me her convicts kept disappearing in the blood ocean so I asked how many convicts she has and she said she just goes to the prison and gets a new convict afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding convicts to the blood ocean and then she started crying.
