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Send me âStay here with me tonight.â for my museâs reaction
â history of japan â starter meme
So I saw this video for the first time and Iâm trash so take this and enjoy it. (Or not. Thatâs cool). Feel free to change/add/whatever anything to make it fit. Blanks mean âinsert your word hereâ I guess.
â Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and itâs B E A U T I F U L. â
â Itâs b e a u t i f u l. âÂ
âIn the year negative a billion ______ might not have been here. â
â And now thereâs lots of trees. Because itâs warmer. â
â Theyâre basically hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees. âÂ
â Ding dong, itâs the outside world. â
â They have technology from the future. Like really good metal. And crazy rice farms. â
â That means that if you own the farm, you own the food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you King. â
â A heavenly super person, or Emperor for short. â
â Knock, knock. Get the door. Itâs religion. â
â Please try this religion. â
â Then the government was taken over by another clique. â
â Can you call us something else, other than dipshit? â
â How about âSunrise Landâ? â
â They conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. â
â They really didnât give a shit about running a country. â
â How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? â
â Hire a samurai. â
â Everyone started hiring a samurai. â
â Correction: rich people hired a samurai. â
â They let the Emperor still be âEmperorâ. â
â Breaking news: The Mongols have invaded _____. â
â Weâve invaded _____. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well. â
â So the ______ came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. â
actually a Typhoon
â And the Emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants. Thatâs fine. â
â Itâs time for Whoâs Going to be the Next Shogun? â
â So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk. â
â Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. â
â Knock knock, itâs Europe. â
â No, theyâre not here to take over, they just wanna sell some shit. âÂ
â Like clocks, and guns, and Jesus. â
â Now Iâm going to invade Korea and then hopefully China, he said. And failed. And also died. â
â A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him. â
â No one can leave and no one can come in. Except the _____. â
â Knock knock. Itâs the United States. â
â Somehow made the Emperor the Emperor again. â
â And you know what else is western? Thatâs right, conquering stuff. â
â Stop, no, you canât take that. We were going to build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water. â
â Can you maybe chill? â
(scared of russia)
â ___ make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. â
[Youâve got mail].
â im interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend. â
(1) new war request.
Send in some crack ships you have for my muses and mun and muse will give thoughts on it
Headcanon Meme
â¤- What does your muse look forwards on their soulmate?
âĽ- Can often/easily can your muse get heartbroken?
âŁ- What calms your muse down?
áŚ- Sexuality?
â- Does your muse worry about time?
â - Favorite time of the year?
âż- Does your muse like the nature in general?
â- Does your muse have any kinds of religion?
â- Can your muse write? How well/How bad?
â- Can your muse draw? How well/How Bad?
â- What kind of weather does your muse consider the best one
ă- Can your muse speak any other language other than their main one?
â- Does your muse believes in afterlife?
âş- Something your muse finds pretty
â- What your museâs phone gallery is filled with?
âŚ- What is your museâs favorite fruit?
â§- What is your museâs favorite kind of food?
â˝- Something your muse has problem in understanding
âş- Something that makes your muse happy
âš- Something that makes your muse sad/upset
â- How often does your muse text?
â¨- How often does your muse use the computer?
âŤ- What is your museâs taste in music?
âŻ- Something that gets your muse angry
â- Your museâs future dream and why
âŽ- How much your muse worries about appearance?
Send me a character + a number and Iâll tell you my headcanons for:
sidebloggable:
Their physical weak spots
Their emotional/moral weak spots
Scars or painful spots
Best places to kiss on their body
Guilty pleasures
Their vices (physical or emotional)
Their tickle spots
Bad memories/experiences
Humiliating memories
Fears/phobias
Bad or petty habits
Grudges and vendettas
What gets them flustered
Ingrained habits/forces of habit
What it takes to make them cry
Dark secrets/âskeletons in the closetâ
Regrets
Things theyâll never admit
People theyâve hurt or indirectly killed, and how it affected them
What-ifs/Alternate Timelines
Turning points in their life
People whoâve influenced them greatly
âHow boring.â it seemed he wasnât in the mood
Harass my muse! Anon or not: Ask them hard questions! Bother them about their relationships! Try and make them hot and bothered! Make them cry! Pretend to be their future kids! Anything goes!
âThis has better be good...â
Send me a "âŚ" for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.
Send me a â đ â and I post a gif showing my muses feeling towards yours.
Give me muse a Pokemon and see how they react!
send me a âdibsâ if you are ridiculously attached to me as an rp partner
ĺâĄ, "My healing is somewhat at small limit but for now you'll stay in my emperorship until you fully recovered..." [vampirismbrawler]
He stood âI can walk, the match was not that taxingâŚ.â
âTaxing but yet not good enough of hiding the rest of your wounds there Gannydorf especially that slow sluggish walking.â Vincent was rather a little bit annoyed about the match but the opponents tactics was well though brutal but degrading at the same time in the end.
Send me the emoticon and my muse will react to your muse:
(or the other way around - tell me!)
â = hugging them . Î = playing with their hair . ⤠= kissing them . ⪠= asking them out for dinner . â = giving them a gift of ___ ( askerâs choice ) . â = stabbing them . â = bowing down before them . â = lying to them . âż = buying them flowers . âž = being found shirtless . ⢠= reading them a story . â = giving them their jumper to keep warm . â = speaking in a different language . â = teaching them a different language . â = telling them a joke . ⏠= singing to them . âš = insulting a loved one . ஠= slapping them . â = threatening them . â = dancing with them . ⤠= falling asleep on them . ⎠= waking them up after a nightmare . ⣠= discovering them crying . ĺ = patching a wound . ⎠= stargazing . â = caught stealing their belongings . â˝ = wandering alone at night . ⥠= complimenting them . ⥠= offering a place to stay overnight .
Villain or Hero Edition:
-âYouâre going to save them and for what? They donât appreciate you!â
-âYou spill your blood for this city/village and for what? So they can never know the name of the man/woman who saved their miserable lives?â
-âHow many times are you going to bleed for them?â
-âArenât you tired yet? Havenât you had enough?â
-âDespair, misery, and chaos. Itâs like air to me. But to watch them suffer is much more entertaining.â
-âLook at their miserable lives and tell me what you see. Theyâre just begging for you to end them.â
-âYouâre conflicted I can see it. You donât want to be the hero but youâre not evil enough to be the villain. So what are you?â
-âYou canât be nothing because you have to be something.â
-âYou canât be nobody you have to be somebody. They need you. Help them.â
-âYouâve shed enough blood. Itâs time to stop. Youâve avenged their deaths enough.â
-âYouâve fought until your face was bloody, your ribs cracked, and your soul broken. How much more can you give to them!â
-âYou wonât be satisfied until your dead.â
-âThis city/village has torn you apart. They donât deserve anymore saving.â
-âYouâd give your soul to them? They wonât ever be satisfied until youâre dead.â
-âYou give and you give and give when is it your turn to take?â
-âYouâll burn this city/village to the ground. Murder its people. And then will you be satisfied?â
-âI canât watch you tear yourself apart anymore for these people.â
-âYouâre cruel.â
-âYouâve been caught. Thereâs nothing more you can do so why are you still fighting?â
-âItâs over. It was a long war filled with countless bodies and bloodshed. So stopâŚitâs over.â
-âI know you. You arenât this terrible person people see you as and made you become. Thereâs still some light within you. I see itâŚâ
-âWhat has the world done to you to make you feel this broken that you feel the need to hurt other people?â
-âYou hurt others because they hurt you.â
-âI can see the torment within you. I can especially tell by the way you mangle the bodies of your enemies.â
-âYou donât owe people anything else.â
-âYouâre like the sun and moon. You can either be the light that guides peoples lives to a better world. Or you can be the moon and darken their world. Or- you can be an eclipse and be a little bit of both good and evil.â
-âWhat do YOU want to become?â
-âYouâre the only one who can give others hope.â
-âIf it wasnât for you weâd all be dead.â
-âThe histories will never know who really saved us because he/she didnât want to be known as a hero.â
-âDonât die for our selfish selves.â
-âYou brought this upon yourself.â
-âYou can either save lives or take them. So which is it? Who will you become?â
-âYou say youâd burn the city/village to the ground. But what happens when youâre standing on a pile of ash and smoke with no subjects to rule?â
-âYour mentor molded you to be a monster.â
-âYour mentor molded you to be a beckon of hope for others.â
-âThey will never bow to you.â
-âYouâre nothing but a usurper from a foreign place to us. We will never call you King/Queen.â
-âYou hide behind a mask all the time and I donât mean the one upon your face.â
-âOf all the things to have happened to you are you still capable of love?â
-âYou were born a villain but you will die a hero.â
-âYou were born a hero but will die a villain.â
-âYouâve changed since we first met. Youâre becoming something I donât recognize anymore.â
-âYouâre no longer a man. Youâre a beast.â
-âGreatness was thrust upon you but you decided not to take it. Why?â
-âWe donât choose these roles they just happen.â
-âI wonât watch you die.â
-âWhat are you fighting for?â
-âFates can be changed thereâs still time.â
-âYour fate isnât set in stone.â
-âThereâs pain in my chest every time I see you in anguish.â
-âYou never meant anything to them. So you turned into the thing they feared the most to leave an impression upon them.â
-âI wish you could see your worth.â
-âYour life is not worth the weight of gold they will pay you for helping them.â
-âI wonât watch you become someone I donât recognize.â
-âI canât even say who are you becoming because I donât even know what you are anymore.
-âWhen they write of your history they will say it began on this day.â
-âYour scars are a reminder of who you were. So never forget who bled for this village/city. Who it was that saved the damned and the good. Who it was that almost died for them. Who it was that became a legend in their eyes. A legend to be remembered a thousand years from now.â
Ask me my "TOP 5" anything!
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